SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Warlock on January 19, 2007, 11:11:34 AM

Title: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 19, 2007, 11:11:34 AM
With GPS you jetboaters can tell how fast yer boat is know since I don't think any of them came with a speedo. Not that boat speedo's are worth a shit. We ran my buddies Baker Tunnel with Big block tunnel rams dual quads at 83mph. The Weed Wacka's fastest is 87mph.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 19, 2007, 07:58:43 PM
Lower 70's . Dont got no GPS. Only got about 425 hp. Great question though. I'll have to get on it .

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 19, 2007, 08:15:33 PM
Fast enough to put alot of real estate between me and them ugly wackers  :o
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 19, 2007, 08:43:24 PM
I've read a couple of articles that state that it's nearly impossible to get a jet much faster than 65 mph (irregardless of HP) without major pump/hull work like a ride plate, shoe, stuffer grate and so on due to cavitation problems.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 19, 2007, 08:59:23 PM
I've read a couple of articles that state that it's nearly impossible to get a jet much faster than 65 mph (irregardless of HP) without major pump/hull work like a ride plate, shoe, stuffer grate and so on due to cavitation problems.
The article were probably written by pump builders looking for new clients. My old Bahner ran 82.7 with a bone stock Berekely, a Suburban short block, a set of 990's and a tunnel ram with 2 660's. No ride plate, no shoe, stock impeller in a heavy boat. All it takes is a good combo.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 20, 2007, 09:08:11 AM
Fast enough to put alot of real estate between me and them ugly wackers  :o
Real Estate? Thought all you jet boaters lived in trailers? :o
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 20, 2007, 09:50:47 AM
Ok, fast enough to put multiple "trailer lengths" betweeen me and them ugly wackers  ;)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 20, 2007, 09:57:29 AM
Ok, fast enough to put multiple "trailer lengths" betweeen me and them ugly wackers  ;)
Now thats true....'Cause yours is always on the trailer! :o >:D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 20, 2007, 09:58:36 AM
That's it ! I'm buyin a GPS ! O0

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 20, 2007, 10:10:01 AM
I'm sure hull design plays a part as well. A friend of mine has an Eliminator that had a decently built and fresh 460. It topped out at about 65.6 mph with more throttle left just wouldn't go any faster. Now it's got a (I keep forgetting) 510 Ford built to the roof , shoe, ride plate, stuffer, loader, droop, etc. but he wouldn't gps it last time we were out in it. ? . He just bought a second jet boat, a California Performance Gull Wing that supposedly did ? 118 ? mph a several years ago. It just needs a refreshining and I'm sure he will gps that one, without me in it.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 20, 2007, 10:25:32 AM
Now thats true....'Cause yours is always on the trailer! :o >:D
Yup, sits on the trailer and you wacker guys still want nothing to do with it. I'm the light and you guys are the little cock roaches that scatter when I hit the water.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 20, 2007, 10:29:04 AM
Yup, sits on the trailer and you wacker guys still want nothing to do with it. I'm the light and you guys are the little cock roaches that scatter when I hit the water.
Well. Atleast we don't have to worry 'bout you hittin' the water now do we!  ;D I'm sure it looks fast on the trailer! :D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 20, 2007, 10:30:16 AM
My buddies got Baker tunnel and it hit 83 with a jet.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 20, 2007, 01:41:12 PM
Well. Atleast we don't have to worry 'bout you hittin' the water now do we!  ;D I'm sure it looks fast on the trailer! :D
It only has to hit the water 1 time!!!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 20, 2007, 02:13:33 PM
It only has to hit the water 1 time!!!
Only hit the water one time?!!! :o So it is always on the trailer? ;D  I got "props" for all loud and fast boats. Scarest boat I have ever been in was a flat bottom V-drive with a ford 390 and just a single four barrel and man that thing was fast! I have never looked at 'em the same since. When ever I see  V-drives with Big Blocks and blowers that have to be way faster then that....Dude got some Cojonies if thats how you spell it??!!!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Ralph Brunt on January 21, 2007, 09:11:06 AM
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F12022PICT1698-med.JPG&hash=f08cfecff9b789c86f3956d216c287e20ef0e2e5) 62 with 4 adults
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 21, 2007, 11:48:09 AM
Nice boat, where was the pic taken at?
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 21, 2007, 12:25:08 PM

First boat: 79 Bahner. Top speed 82.7 MPH
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278IMG_0337MA14195371-0005-med.JPG&hash=fabcf1ffeca1b8fa0bd63aac27d1d4946749dcdc)
Second boat: 84 Cole T-deck runnerbottom. Top speed 97.5 MMPH (fuel pump shut off 1/2 way through pass.)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278P6070002-med.JPG&hash=a8e4e8bc9ebfd549ad1dd96c8d2c1ad89c0c52e8)
Third boat: 76 Sanger runnerbottom. Top speed 105 MPH
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278IMG_0334MA14195371-0003-med.JPG&hash=56fb5679e5911a1ea6f97fca07d7c106b4dda19e)
Fourth boat and currently own: 79 Cole T-deck runnerbottom (Cole Cash)
top speed 122 mph/ 131 mph w fogger
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F102781564March_3-med.jpg&hash=ee3e069ed75c388fce6419416f1f38ba9ff180f1)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 21, 2007, 12:30:24 PM
First boat: 79 Bahner. Top speed 82.7 MPH
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278IMG_0337MA14195371-0005-med.JPG&hash=fabcf1ffeca1b8fa0bd63aac27d1d4946749dcdc)
Second boat: 84 Cole T-deck runnerbottom. Top speed 97.5 MMPH (fuel pump shut off 1/2 way through pass.)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278P6070002-med.JPG&hash=a8e4e8bc9ebfd549ad1dd96c8d2c1ad89c0c52e8)
Third boat: 76 Sanger runnerbottom. Top speed 105 MPH
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278IMG_0334MA14195371-0003-med.JPG&hash=56fb5679e5911a1ea6f97fca07d7c106b4dda19e)
Fourth boat and currently own: 79 Cole T-deck runnerbottom (Cole Cash)
top speed 122 mph/ 131 mph w fogger
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F102781564March_3-med.jpg&hash=ee3e069ed75c388fce6419416f1f38ba9ff180f1)
How long is the 79 cole?! Got any pics?
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 21, 2007, 12:32:44 PM
That "Cole Cash" makes me want a v-drive . sexy .  O0

-beerjet-

Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 21, 2007, 12:37:16 PM
It's 17'10
Gotta ton of pics
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(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278Cole_Cash_Side-med.jpg&hash=af4b09bf89bb384ec4f2f1758ca9ba09c7bfe06e)
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Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 21, 2007, 12:42:06 PM
It's 17'10
Gotta ton of pics
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(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278air_Scarlota-med.jpg&hash=50ab3adbcd7fee52e448bcdaa8aaecca7fd0dd01)
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(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F10278Cole_Cash_Side-med.jpg&hash=af4b09bf89bb384ec4f2f1758ca9ba09c7bfe06e)
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Your crazy'r then a shit house rat! That has to be one hell of a white knuckle ride!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 21, 2007, 01:02:50 PM
Your crazy'r then a shit house rat! That has to be one hell of a white knuckle ride!
Ha ha ha....nah, I just have to be severly drunk to drive it.  ;D j/k
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 21, 2007, 01:14:22 PM
Ha ha ha....nah, I just have to be severly drunk to drive it.  ;D j/k
The one I rode in was about the same size and maybe went 85mph and I think I chewed a hole in the seat! :o 135mph....Must have had some hairy moments in that boat!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 21, 2007, 03:33:21 PM
That paint makes me messy.

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-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 21, 2007, 04:06:51 PM
Quickjet drives V-drives?

A ton of nice boats, I better watch what I say 'cause it's obvious that Quickjet has bigger balls than me! :D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: sucknblow on January 22, 2007, 10:58:04 AM
My Challenger runs 78mph on a 150 shot. The boat is heavy with a 454 nothing special motor. My Cole t-deck (jet) runs alot faster than the Challenger with about the same HP. The haul has alot to do with it.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on January 25, 2007, 03:59:51 PM
I got my ass spanked by a daycruiser runnin a stroked Chevy BB with a v drive and I found out later a 3 speed transmission! I am running a 1976 Eliminator daycruiser with a drake pump(I know, I know) and a Chevy bb . I run around 65-70 and he ate me up!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 25, 2007, 04:33:23 PM
Imagine what would have happened if he would have had an Egg Beater?  ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on January 25, 2007, 05:47:59 PM
I was embarassed until I found out he was running the 3 speed transmission.  :-[
When I found out that it was Daddy's boat and he was the same age as me I got a good bit less ashamed of mine. I have had it on the water one season and next year it will be faster1
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 25, 2007, 09:08:09 PM
I was embarassed until I found out he was running the 3 speed transmission.  :-[
When I found out that it was Daddy's boat and he was the same age as me I got a good bit less ashamed of mine. I have had it on the water one season and next year it will be faster1
Thats what its all about CBA. Having your own shit and enjoying it .

Now get on the ball and post a picture of it.  :P

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 26, 2007, 12:34:40 PM
Thats what its all about CBA. Having your own shit and enjoying it .

Now get on the ball and post a picture of it.  :P

-beerjet-
I thought it was about "boats, beers, and rears" and meeting friends and having fun. No where does it say it's OK to have your ass handed to you. It aint about that...
And wackers suck... ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Marcsrollin on January 26, 2007, 01:24:49 PM
If you spend the whole time trying to be the fastset out ther you will just be dissapointed cause someone will always have more money then you , not to mention you'll go broke trying to do it.
Screw em all and just get drunk and stare at there girls fake tits.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 26, 2007, 02:20:52 PM
I thought it was about "boats, beers, and rears" and meeting friends and having fun. No where does it say it's OK to have your ass handed to you. It aint about that...
And wackers suck... ;D
It's about riding in a boat....as long as it doesn't spend the ENTIRE weekend on the trailer :o.....It's alright, you can hop on the Cat Q-Jet, we ain't scared of no freakin' wind.....we like it...keeps the V-drives off the lake! ;D  ;D

Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on January 26, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
Hey I am with Ya. i love to hit the water. I just dont have many people to jet with around here. Jets arent as big here in Texas as they are out west. People still drop their jaws and stare as I fly by. I LOVE IT! Just wish I had people around to trade and talk with.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 26, 2007, 04:52:39 PM
Hey I am with Ya. i love to hit the water. I just dont have many people to jet with around here. Jets arent as big here in Texas as they are out west. People still drop their jaws and stare as I fly by. I LOVE IT! Just wish I had people around to trade and talk with.
Welcome countryboy!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 26, 2007, 05:40:56 PM
It's about riding in a boat....as long as it doesn't spend the ENTIRE weekend on the trailer :o.....It's alright, you can hop on the Cat Q-Jet, we ain't scared of no freakin' wind.....we like it...keeps the V-drives off the lake! ;D  ;D


You can still ride in a boat even if it DOES sit on the trailer all weekend. Yah just hop in and make your own engine noises. After a few beers it's actually fun....... ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 27, 2007, 08:25:59 AM
You can still ride in a boat even if it DOES sit on the trailer all weekend. Yah just hop in and make your own engine noises. After a few beers it's actually fun....... ;D
Not to mention you cant get busted for a DUI.  ;)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 09:21:38 AM
You can still ride in a boat even if it DOES sit on the trailer all weekend. Yah just hop in and make your own engine noises. After a few beers it's actually fun....... ;D
Few brews...pass the brain dart... and we are cruzen'!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 27, 2007, 10:01:15 AM
Few brews...pass the brain dart... and we are cruzen'!
You lost me at "the brain dart " . I've heard of "butt dart" but that's something else.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 10:19:50 AM
You lost me at "the brain dart " . I've heard of "butt dart" but that's something else.

-beerjet-
It's what ya' gotta be smokin' to buy a V-drive ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 11:01:38 AM
It's what ya' gotta be smokin' to buy a V-drive ;D
Yah got that sentance a little screwed up. It should read: when you buy a V-drive you smoke everyone else.....on the water  ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 27, 2007, 11:03:41 AM
So where did you two get your wedding rings at?  O0

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 11:06:18 AM
Yah got that sentance a little screwed up. It should read: when you buy a V-drive you smoke everyone else.....on the water  ;D
That would require the boat coming off of the trailer! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 11:11:40 AM
That would require the boat coming off of the trailer! ;D
And the wacker owner coming OUT of the closet.  ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 11:13:09 AM
So where did you two get your wedding rings at?  O0

-beerjet-
The Pawn shop on the corner of Crenshaw and third. Cheap ring for my cheap ass hoe!!! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 11:17:09 AM
The Pawn shop on the corner of Crenshaw and third. Cheap ring for my cheap ass hoe!!! ;D
That would be the Outboard King with his Trailer Queen beotch! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 11:46:40 AM
That would be the Outboard King with his Trailer Queen beotch! ;D
Outbaord King at 87 MPH??? That's like being the King Zimbobway. Nice title but it really doesn't meen a whole lot......  :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 11:52:30 AM
Outbaord King at 87 MPH??? That's like being the King Zimbobway. Nice title but it really doesn't meen a whole lot......  :o ;D ;D ;D
Uhhhh....rather be the King of Zimbobway then the Queen of Trailer, the boat trailer, not the one you wer born in.  :o;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 12:10:56 PM
Uhhhh....rather be the King of Zimbobway then the Queen of Trailer, the boat trailer, not the one you wer born in.  :o;D ;D ;D
Oh I understand your reasoning completely. I just didn't realize how easy it was to become the King.  ;) O0
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 12:20:53 PM
Oh I understand your reasoning completely. I just didn't realize how easy it was to become the King.  ;) O0
Take yer boat off the trailer ur a King....Boat stays on trailer yer Queen...Thats how easy it is. ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 12:24:05 PM
Take yer boat off the trailer ur a King....Boat stays on trailer yer Queen...Thats how easy it is. ;D
Trust me, the more I'm on the trailer the more fun you will have on the water. When the cats away the mice will play.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 12:32:21 PM
Trust me, the more I'm on the trailer the more fun you will have on the water. When the cats away the mice will play.
Sounds like I'm gonna have lots of fun this summer if thats the case! ;D

Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 04:17:18 PM
Sounds like I'm gonna have lots of fun this summer if thats the case! ;D


Well as much as I "let" you have..... ;)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 27, 2007, 04:41:35 PM
Well as much as I "let" you have..... ;)
Thanks Q-Jet...I think we scared everyone else of the board.  >:D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 27, 2007, 08:20:55 PM
i aint skeered  >:D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 27, 2007, 10:42:34 PM
Thanks Q-Jet...I think we scared everyone else of the board.  >:D
Ha ha...nah i think they are just watching us act like little kids  ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 28, 2007, 09:07:03 AM
Ha ha...nah i think they are just watching us act like little kids  ;D
LOL Lets just blame Beerjet! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 28, 2007, 11:28:50 AM
LOL Lets just blame Beerjet! ;D
Two more woman blaming me for everything on top of the three that I live with .  ::)greaaaat !  ;D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 28, 2007, 11:39:08 AM
Two more woman blaming me for everything on top of the three that I live with .  ::)greaaaat !  ;D

-beerjet-
LOL!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 28, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
Hey now....that's not nice  :-\
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 29, 2007, 09:12:08 AM
Hey now....that's not nice  :-\
Yea...Now you've gone and hurt his feelings Beerjet! :'(.....Good job! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on January 30, 2007, 02:47:25 PM
Damn! Yall talk ALOT of shit! I know that I am new here but one of two things is going on here. Either you have all got Damn Fast boats or you are all talking mad shit. Where I boat it seems that there is a new fastest boat every week on the water. Way too much money floating around in Austin. These guys get beat and they go home and build a new motor or boat and come back two weeks later. By that time Someone else is even faster. I am shooting for the fastest best sounding boat on the lake that will carry 6 and cost under 15K to build. That I doubt anyone will beat me at.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 30, 2007, 02:52:05 PM
Don't blame me...I don't even have a boat.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on January 30, 2007, 07:55:04 PM
Damn! Yall talk ALOT of shit! I know that I am new here but one of two things is going on here. Either you have all got Damn Fast boats or you are all talking mad shit.

I'm gonna go with number two.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 30, 2007, 08:44:26 PM
I'm gonna go with number two.

-beerjet-
Speaking of taking a number 2, where is Warlock?
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 31, 2007, 08:18:30 AM
Speaking of taking a number 2, where is Warlock?
In your mouth!!! :o :o
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 31, 2007, 08:23:28 AM
Speaking of taking a number 2, where is Warlock?
Hey Q-Jet....Why don't you post some more pics of other dudes driving your boat??
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 31, 2007, 09:44:59 AM
Ha ha..I have yet ot see ANY pics of you, your boat or both at the same time. It's kinda hard to take pics of me driving my boat while I'm driving my boat. See real boats with real hp take consentration to pilot. Of course you wouldn't know anything about that since the only thing you care about when you hit the water is what cove are the fish bitting in. Got any pics of you casting your shimano off the bow?  ;)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on January 31, 2007, 02:59:17 PM
"Dang, I leave you guys alone for a day or two and look what happends.
Well I made the treck up there. Stayed at NUTHIN'S house. He and I are actually great friends who like to talk shit to each other. Went to CFW on New Years morning. It was cold with a light breeze when we got there. Tons of people and tons of boats. There were a few on the water. Mostly jets. A few flats. I never got to launch mine. The wind picked up and I just walked around talking to buddies and grabbin food at each stop. NUTHIN didn't get to drop his boat in either. Alot were trailer bound, jets and V-drives.
All in all it was a great time. Looking real forward to Fathers day at CFW. The weather is warm (88-95) and the boats are in abundance. Plenty of cool people and constant racing. We launch from our camp and absolutely nothing compares to waking up to two blown hydros going at it at 7:00 in the morning.

Any and all should come up for the fathers day bash. It is an event that once visited, you won't ever want to miss again."

Atleased ya' gotta' "pick up food at each stop"!!! That sounds like a fun weekend to me.  Maybe I am on the wrong team since I have never gone to a lake to "Eat at each stop". Then again Bakertunnel has never spent a day on the trailer either. Dude....Do you know how GAY thats sounds?? Ohhh...wait a minute...your the dude lookin' for "ROCK HARD COCK".But Yo' Q-Jet...I like you....I'm sorry...didn't mean the GAY comment....How bout HOMO?
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on January 31, 2007, 04:19:56 PM
"Dang, I leave you guys alone for a day or two and look what happends.
Well I made the treck up there. Stayed at NUTHIN'S house. He and I are actually great friends who like to talk shit to each other. Went to CFW on New Years morning. It was cold with a light breeze when we got there. Tons of people and tons of boats. There were a few on the water. Mostly jets. A few flats. I never got to launch mine. The wind picked up and I just walked around talking to buddies and grabbin food at each stop. NUTHIN didn't get to drop his boat in either. Alot were trailer bound, jets and V-drives.
All in all it was a great time. Looking real forward to Fathers day at CFW. The weather is warm (88-95) and the boats are in abundance. Plenty of cool people and constant racing. We launch from our camp and absolutely nothing compares to waking up to two blown hydros going at it at 7:00 in the morning.

Any and all should come up for the fathers day bash. It is an event that once visited, you won't ever want to miss again."

Atleased ya' gotta' "pick up food at each stop"!!! That sounds like a fun weekend to me.  Maybe I am on the wrong team since I have never gone to a lake to "Eat at each stop". Then again Bakertunnel has never spent a day on the trailer either. Dude....Do you know how GAY thats sounds?? Ohhh...wait a minute...your the dude lookin' for "ROCK HARD COCK".But Yo' Q-Jet...I like you....I'm sorry...didn't mean the GAY comment....How bout HOMO?

Ha ha I'm impressed. It must of taken you a long to time to quote with slatted letters and bold ones all at the same time with your 1980's tech computer.
NOt seeing your point with the quote though. Funny you call me Homo though when you are the one with the gay boat. But to each is own. I guess your threashhold of excitement is a bit lower than mine. Hey just remember that speed kills........you should be MORE than safe in your little fishing boat.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 01, 2007, 08:17:28 AM
 There were a few on the water. Mostly jets. A few flats. I never got to launch mine. The wind picked up and I just walked around talking to buddies and grabbin food at each stop.
Dude, you right speed kills....So stay in yer truck and keep eating at each stop. You should start a thread about all the fast food joints there are on the way to the lake since you NEVER DROPPED YOUR BOAT IN THE WATER!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 01, 2007, 08:39:57 AM
Hey now....that's not nice  :-\
Ahhhh poor Q-Jets not feelin' the love.. ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on February 02, 2007, 12:11:20 AM
There were a few on the water. Mostly jets. A few flats. I never got to launch mine. The wind picked up and I just walked around talking to buddies and grabbin food at each stop.
Dude, you right speed kills....So stay in yer truck and keep eating at each stop. You should start a thread about all the fast food joints there are on the way to the lake since you NEVER DROPPED YOUR BOAT IN THE WATER!
Yes, me and about 150 other boats didn't drop in the water. AND only two of the out boards in attendance dropped and only for a short time at that. Really not seeing your point. Don't try to compare your Geo Metro to my Corvette. Your boat is an all purpose drive anywhere boat. Does not thrill me nor 99.9% of the boating world. When you launch tell me how many people look your way from the sound of your engine. Tell me how many people rush to the shoreside to see YOU make a pass. I'm guessing not many. But that's ok, you are happy with a boat that maxes out well below my cruising speed.  ;)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 02, 2007, 07:58:44 AM
Yes, me and about 150 other boats didn't drop in the water. AND only two of the out boards in attendance dropped and only for a short time at that. Really not seeing your point. Don't try to compare your Geo Metro to my Corvette. Your boat is an all purpose drive anywhere boat. Does not thrill me nor 99.9% of the boating world. When you launch tell me how many people look your way from the sound of your engine. Tell me how many people rush to the shoreside to see YOU make a pass. I'm guessing not many. But that's ok, you are happy with a boat that maxes out well below my cruising speed.  ;)
Yer cruising speed? Yea! You got a show boat! Look at Q-Jet everybody!  Move outta the way or you'll get ran over by the stampeed of people running up to grab Q-Jets autogragh!!! :o 99.9% of the boating world would pick your boat over a 22' cat? Ohhh Yea...go smoke another one. ;D Now just what exactly is your "crusing speed"? You are the 8 second king!! Bullriders last longer then that!! Last time I checked Corvettes costed a WHOLE lot more and handled ten times better then a Geo Metro!! ;)
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on February 02, 2007, 08:11:22 AM
A Geo can hit 87mph.......wow that's fast!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 02, 2007, 08:14:40 AM
A Geo can hit 87mph.......wow that's fast!
If yer boat is half as fast as your mouth we are all in trouble!! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on February 02, 2007, 08:39:43 AM
If yer boat is half as fast as your mouth we are all in trouble!! ;D
Oh I was just kidding, I don't even have a boat!! :o ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 02, 2007, 08:41:01 AM
Oh I was just kidding, I don't even have a boat!! :o ;D
Neither do I!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on February 02, 2007, 01:27:41 PM
I got a boat and it goes 100 milliion miles per hour! :P
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 02, 2007, 01:43:59 PM
I got a boat and it goes 100 milliion miles per hour! :P
Must have an Outboard!!!!! :P ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on February 02, 2007, 01:58:15 PM
Must have an Outboard!!!!! :P ;D
You mean 3 outboards. Each one is good for 33.3 mph. Oh wait, ha said a million MPH?? Sorry, I thought he meant 100 mph.  :o :D ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: countryboyaustin on February 02, 2007, 02:08:10 PM
I decided that if we were all talkin shit that I should talk crazy shit.
You see I am in Texas and we all know that EVERYTHING here is bigger faster and better!
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 02, 2007, 02:16:21 PM
You mean 3 outboards. Each one is good for 33.3 mph. Oh wait, ha said a million MPH?? Sorry, I thought he meant 100 mph.  :o :D ;D
Yup! He said a million so one Outboard! ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: michaelr5343 on February 11, 2007, 09:12:28 PM
When I was a kid we had a family friend who had a Kachina hull (two seater) He first put the boat together with a 427 and topped it off with dual propane carbs.  We would get some odd looks when fueling it up.  The boat was all motor and tanks.  In  this configuration the boat ran in the high 80's.  A few seasons later he went to Twin Holley's and a blower.  he also did the lower end but I have no idea what he bored it to, and he would never tell.  Running on av-gas he was topped out at 102 MPH. We confirmed the speed using radar.  The boat had some work done on the jet but nothing too radical.  I know y'all will think I'm full of shit, but I was skiing behind it at the time.  The things we do at 18.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: beerjet on February 11, 2007, 11:59:13 PM
I know y'all will think I'm full of shit, but I was skiing behind it at the time.  The things we do at 18.

Some one has to do it . Welcome by the way .

-beerjet-
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Quickjet on February 12, 2007, 07:18:32 AM
When I was a kid we had a family friend who had a Kachina hull (two seater) He first put the boat together with a 427 and topped it off with dual propane carbs.  We would get some odd looks when fueling it up.  The boat was all motor and tanks.  In  this configuration the boat ran in the high 80's.  A few seasons later he went to Twin Holley's and a blower.  he also did the lower end but I have no idea what he bored it to, and he would never tell.  Running on av-gas he was topped out at 102 MPH. We confirmed the speed using radar.  The boat had some work done on the jet but nothing too radical.  I know y'all will think I'm full of shit, but I was skiing behind it at the time.  The things we do at 18.
I'll be your huckleberry.
"You are so full of shit!"  ;D
Welcome to the site.
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Warlock on February 12, 2007, 09:41:02 AM
....A while ago I responded to this add in the paper and it said "Chevy $500".  I called the old lady and it turned out that her son went to 'Nam and got killed and it was actually a 1963 corvette with one mile on it so I bought it and sold it! :o Welcome to the site kid... ;D
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: michaelr5343 on February 13, 2007, 03:28:25 PM
Every year I get older the speed in the story get a little faster...ha ha.  Thanks for breakin' my balls
Title: Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
Post by: Marcsrollin on February 13, 2007, 03:54:36 PM
"Thanks for breakin' my balls" Did you fall down and bump your head or somthing?

Thanx for posting and not being a LURKER!!
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