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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: jet boat performance on December 18, 2008, 07:38:25 PM

Title: performance drugs, humor (not spam)
Post by: jet boat performance on December 18, 2008, 07:38:25 PM
Found this on my new "Google desk top" funny section today

With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into
development:

--PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new
one.

--COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed
that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if
its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

--BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts
after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained:
whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on
themselves.

--ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.

--NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports
and actually converse with other family members.

--FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
gases into air freshener.

--FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D.
(Open Fly Disorder).

--LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about
their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Political Strength versions.
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Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on December 18, 2008, 07:40:45 PM
hah....i got a notification that said "New Topic: new mens performance drugs"....and thought "god damn spammers!"

almost black hole'd your thread tom.  ;D
Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: Ralph Brunt on December 18, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
hah....i got a notification that said "New Topic: new mens performance drugs"....and thought "god damn spammers!"

almost black hole'd your thread tom.  ;D
i thought the same thing :D
Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: propless on December 18, 2008, 07:46:48 PM
 Yea me to,  But now I want to know if that PROJECTRA will work for boat projects as well as household ones.  ???
Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: Ralph Brunt on December 18, 2008, 07:50:26 PM
Yea me to,  But now I want to know if that PROJECTRA will work for boat projects as well as household ones.  ???
if so i will buy you and 2sav the first one
Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: FORKEDUP on December 18, 2008, 07:56:13 PM
if so i will buy you and 2sav the first one

i will pitch in to make it an I V drip for 2sav, bahnerboy, he needs that shit main lined right in ;D
Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: jet boat performance on December 18, 2008, 08:03:29 PM
HA HA LMFAO I realized afterwards this is like the frikken emails I delete by the dozens everyday  ;)

Title: Re: new mens performance drugs
Post by: propless on December 18, 2008, 08:08:31 PM
if so i will buy you and 2sav the first one

 Stop picking on me or I'm going to tell mom (Brad) on you.   :P  ::)
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