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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: tpltrbl303 on April 14, 2014, 05:56:12 PM
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So I'm having a bachelor party for my brother and the question of strippers came up. Mind you I was at dinner with my entire extended family, grandma too.
My brother blurts out that all jet boaters love strippers and of course I own a jet boat so I love strippers.
Before I can open my mouth to defend myself, my wife states that she likes strippers and the boat is half hers...
I love that woman.
Ps. The party's the weekend of the 25th in Parker...stop by if you need a free beer.
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If the grandma chimed in said she did too, this story would have been epic
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If the grandma chimed in said she did too, this story would have been epic
grandma was on her 4th glass of wine, good thing she didn't hear or she probably would have volunteered.
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Haha sounds like good people
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You should play a joke on him an get some midget strippers but a bachelor party sound fun lol
Kyle Thomas
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So I'm having a bachelor party for my brother and the question of strippers came up. Mind you I was at dinner with my entire extended family, grandma too.
My brother blurts out that all jet boaters love strippers and of course I own a jet boat so I love strippers.
Before I can open my mouth to defend myself, my wife states that she likes strippers and the boat is half hers...
I love that woman.
Ps. The party's the weekend of the 25th in Parker...stop by if you need a free beer.
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You have got a keeper!
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They always say that then they get mad afterwards...it's a trap brother. Abort! Code red! Lol.
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So I'm having a bachelor party for my brother and the question of strippers came up. Mind you I was at dinner with my entire extended family, grandma too.
My brother blurts out that all jet boaters love strippers and of course I own a jet boat so I love strippers.
Before I can open my mouth to defend myself, my wife states that she likes strippers and the boat is half hers...
I love that woman.
Ps. The party's the weekend of the 25th in Parker...stop by if you need a free beer.
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I can see my wife saying the same thing. She likes strippers but the boat is mine!!!
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They always say that then they get mad afterwards...it's a trap brother. Abort! Code red! Lol.
I agree 100%. Its along the lines of "let's not do Christmas presents this year"
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I agree 100%. Its along the lines of "let's not do Christmas presents this year"
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I agree with this! How big is your dog house?
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So does that mean there won't be any hookers?
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So does that mean there won't be any hookers?
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Whoa wait a minute who said anything about hookers? I thought we were talking strippers. Two different worlds.
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Whoa wait a minute who said anything about hookers? I thought we were talking strippers. Two different worlds.
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hey just asking lol
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Strippers can have such a negative connotation about it. You want exotic dancers... It's an expression type of dancing. More like an art
I don't go to strip clubs , I tell the wife I prefer gentleman clubs
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Strippers can have such a negative connotation about it. You want exotic dancers... It's an expression type of dancing. More like an art
I don't go to strip clubs , I tell the wife I prefer gentleman clubs
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Haha either way my wife would kill me!
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So does that mean there won't be any hookers?
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I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the hooker population of the greater Parker area...
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Haha either way my wife would kill me!
My wife gets pissed if I make her pay for her lap dances....so I make sure that doesn't happen. Happy wife Happy life!!
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My wife gets pissed if I make her pay for her lap dances....so I make sure that doesn't happen. Happy wife Happy life!!
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amen to that my wife would be pissed if I mentioned hookers, strippers or anything else, she loves the shit out of me there must be something wrong with her lol
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amen to that my wife would be pissed if I mentioned hookers, strippers or anything else, she loves the shit out of me there must be something wrong with her lol
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Maybe I wasn't clear. My wife would be pissed if she didn't get her share of the fun with the strippers but the hookers I don't think she'd go down that road!!!
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Maybe I wasn't clear. My wife would be pissed if she didn't get her share of the fun with the strippers but the hookers I don't think she'd go down that road!!!
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no I got ya bud mine wouldn't be cool with either one
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Like I said...abort, code red!
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For our bachelorette/bachelor party.. We went to Hustler club.. 30+ people for a party like that at a "gentleman's club".. Times you will never forget, Well after several drinks I can only remember the first half..LOL
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I was gonna say, when I was married the first time I had two bachelor party's and I can't remember either one of them lol
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I never got a bachelor party. Shotgun wedding. Came home from work on a Wednesday before Labor Day weekend and told Rhonda pack your bags we're getting married this weekend. Called a few family and friends all of us met up at Chapel of the Bells in Vegas. Got married by a blind preacher at 4:00am and have never looked back. Married for like 26yrs been together for more than 30. (Man that sentence made me feel old). No telling why she's put up with my shenanigans for this long. She's a keeper!!!!
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Mine was almost 2 years ago at Big River. Boats Booze and more Booze.
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My second marriage was 20 years ago on the paddle wheel boat out of Laughlin and we've been enjoying the river ever since
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This was a great way to start off my Friday morning! Exotic dancers, strippers, hookers, they're all one click shy of each other, the only difference is how much cash you throw at them... :beer:
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Cant really talk about my bachelor party
"Dont remember much" hahaha
But its been 16 of the best years as of today
Happy anniversary Baby
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