SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: enginedoctor on May 25, 2010, 04:39:18 PM
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please can someone try and post something funny today...just to try and break up the sadness :'( :'( :'(
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please can someone try and post something funny today...just to try and break up the sadness :'( :'( :'(
from honda1
Air Force General: Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.
Obama: No shit?
General: That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?
Obama: Wouldn't miss it for the world.
General: Have a good trip, sir.
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10041/clip0000%5B1%5D.jpg)
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A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico ,our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In Arizona , we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Arizona!!
Ray
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The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Little Molly raised her hand and said "this weekend we went to my Granpa's farm and saw lots of sheep. It was fascinating."
'That's good Molly" says the teacher, "but I asked you to use the word "fascinate" not "fascinating." Good try though.
Next the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "my family went to see the play Fascinated last weekend." "That's good too Sally" says the teacher, "but I am still looking for the word "fascinate."
Back in the back, she now sees Little Johnny with his hand waving back and forth. Up until now she had been ignoring him because she has been burned by him before. But she figures there is no way he can mess up this word, so she calls on him.
OK Johnny, can you give me a sentence using the word "fascinate"? "Yup, I sure can teacher", he replies.
"My Aunt Gina has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her titties are so big she can only fasten 8."
The teacher just sat down at her desk and cried.
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A lil boy askes his mom "where do babys come from?"
The mother replies "first mommy has an egg inside of her and and daddy has a seed inside of him. Together they meet inside mommy and make a baby."
The lil boy says "okay.......mommy, how does daddy's seed get inside of you? do you swallow it?"
The mother replies "no sweety, thats only when mommy wants a new dress!"