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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: aquaholic72 on September 06, 2014, 05:59:41 AM

Title: politcally correct
Post by: aquaholic72 on September 06, 2014, 05:59:41 AM
not sure how everyone feels about this, but im really tired of how sensitive everyone is about everyday life these days, just tryin to name a boat gets hard,cant piss anyone off, cuz someone will be upset with what u pull out of ur ass,, we've named 2 boats in the past month... one was "problem child", cuz it wont stop blowing up, the other "whiskey tango" cuz the damn boats been  thrown together alll white trash like after blowing up itself...  my flatty really needs to painted in the next season or 2,, and i think it would be fun to paint it black ,and rename it from "aquaholic" to" spearchucker"!! does the naacp spend much time at the river???  ur comments on the matter will be greatly appreciated... >:D >:D >:D lmfao
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: crewchief22 on September 06, 2014, 06:46:27 AM
If anyone asks, you used to throw a javelin in high school  ;)

The other issue is changing a name on a boat is supposed to bring bad juju.  :screwy:  If you're into that kind of thing.



Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: icecreaman on September 06, 2014, 07:28:49 AM
I'm probably more politically active than most.  I follow politics too much.  In this instance, I wouldn't give a shit what someone thought about what I name my boat.  And I wouldn't hesitate to tell whoever objected just how I feel,  Name it whatever you want to name it.
If you name it spear chucker, anodize everything in gold, douse it in cheap cologne, and throw some 24" hoopty's on the trailer. 
Oh ya,.....and don't register it either.  O0
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: 5150whiteboy on September 06, 2014, 07:45:19 AM
^^^^^^^^ best advise ever!!!! I agree 100% you shouldn't care what people think about ur boat name do what u want, your the one paying for the boat and all the stuff being done to it.

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: steves86ta on September 06, 2014, 07:45:38 AM
Lol! I agree.

Its your boat. Your time. Your money. Name it what you want. Who gives a $hit what others think.

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 06, 2014, 08:00:03 AM
First off, I agree with everyone else here.  Name it whatever you like.  But  .  .  .
Spear chucker isn't very nautical and secondly, you will HATE owning a black boat.  It will never look clean outside your garage, it will amplify water spots showing, and it will be too hot to touch all the time at the river.  Ask an owner of a black boat before you make the leap.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JTMoney on September 06, 2014, 08:37:44 AM
How about Sherfiffs Near.


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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 06, 2014, 09:19:53 AM
not sure how everyone feels about this......  my flatty really needs to painted in the next season or 2,, and i think it would be fun to paint it black ,and rename it from "aquaholic" to" spearchucker"!! does the naacp spend much time at the river???  ur comments on the matter will be greatly appreciated... >:D >:D >:D lmfao

part of me worries about the idiots would 'retaliate' ....the other part says EFF it!  with all that....my first reaction to this was to laugh.
not sure why youd want to paint it black and name give it a name commonly used in a derogatory way...nonetheless....i laughed.
its your boat bro, F^&*em if they cant take a joke, eh.... O0
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: mobboss on September 06, 2014, 09:52:06 AM
A name of a boat is just a name of a boat! And anyone who takes it the wrong way needs to lighten up! But a black boat are you nuts!! You won't be able to touch it he'll or sit on it. Black may look cool but it has to be the worst color for a boat!!!


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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: aquaholic72 on September 06, 2014, 10:09:27 AM
so how about really dark purple???  O0
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: 76NORDIC on September 06, 2014, 10:15:37 AM
A good one to ask about black is Brad :o
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: aquaholic72 on September 06, 2014, 10:18:13 AM
great advice guys anyways,, thanks alot .. i keep hearing black boats are a bitch to own, but damn i think it would be funny.. i have a black friend stayin with me right now, and he wants to name his future boat "moon cricket" lmfao.... we're terrible. 
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Handi-Crack on September 06, 2014, 11:01:25 AM
I see that name bringing bad attention, it's like an all white boat and naming it White Power. I could care less but it will bring some negative looks and attention your way.

Just my 2



Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Handi-Crack on September 06, 2014, 11:04:31 AM
Also think what could happen when it's parked in a lot at 2 am. Someone sees that gets upset and destroys it and your tow rig.


Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GT Jets on September 06, 2014, 11:45:14 AM
Our black renegade was called "Bun Burner" very affectionately... :screwy:

Spearchucker might be a little over the top... But then again, my boats names is White Trash, the Carrera is White Trash Too, so I got nothin.

GT

edit;

The boat does not have a name on it, but the Crusader my dad built has been dubbed "Looted Booty"... Basically it started it's second life as a recovered theft...

Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 06, 2014, 12:43:42 PM
Also think what could happen when it's parked in a lot at 2 am. Someone sees that gets upset and destroys it and your tow rig.

That's what I'd be afraid of....retaliation.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: rush1 on September 06, 2014, 03:36:09 PM
Bro we're jet boaters nobody likes us anyway name it what ever you want

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: 5150whiteboy on September 06, 2014, 03:57:33 PM
Bro we're jet boaters nobody likes us anyway name it what ever you want

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X2 on that

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Your Mom on September 06, 2014, 05:13:11 PM
Cooninator...who cares.  The comment "what would happen to the boat parked"  A very weak, unstable, insecure, ignorant individual is all you have to worry about.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 06, 2014, 05:26:12 PM
Cooninator...who cares. 

lol....damn jack,   thats up there with the black boat named Leeroy... O0
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: crewchief22 on September 06, 2014, 09:27:54 PM
You might make sure you have a cover that covers the name while you're towing.  You really don't want to piss off the highway patrol before he gets out of his car.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: MID-LAKE-CRISIS on September 06, 2014, 11:39:59 PM

 redneck as the next guy... but

 sexual  ..  yah

 racial  ..  nah

 just my 2 bits
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: MorePower on September 07, 2014, 01:16:27 AM

redneck as the next guy... but

 sexual  ..  yah

 racial  ..  nah

 just my 2 bits

My .02 as well. Although the names could be funny, there isn't a reason to put a racist name on a boat. There are plenty of funny names that aren't racist...


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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: aquaholic72 on September 07, 2014, 02:42:58 AM
so let me get this straight ,,, whiskey tango, and white trash are not racist because we're white???  sounds pretty racist!! lmfao racism only works one direction these days im fully aware of that.. thats why i thought "spear chucker" would be funny...  :banghead: i wont do it , i dont want al sharpten to key my boat!!
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: MorePower on September 07, 2014, 03:57:30 AM
Hey bud, it's your boat... I'm just giving my .02, do I think it's funny?, of course. Appropriate? Not so much. That's just my opinion dude. In the end it's your time, your money and your boat.... Whatever you do is up to you my man.  I agree 100% with you on the sensitivity of society so by no means am I trying to argue. Maybe I just like to play it safe.


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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Your Mom on September 07, 2014, 06:20:24 AM
Why not just call it African American... cause we all know that no black has been born in America. BTW that is a racist comment calling a black person that.  Again who cares what you name it an whatever you do...it will piss off someone anyway. If the patrol get upset they shouldn't be wearing a badge!!!!!
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: rush1 on September 07, 2014, 07:17:26 AM
Why not just call it African American... cause we all know that no black has been born in America. BTW that is a racist comment calling a black person that.  Again who cares what you name it an whatever you do...it will piss off someone anyway. If the patrol get upset they shouldn't be wearing a badge!!!!!
x2

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 07, 2014, 09:27:32 AM
Re: the dark Purple    My first boat was an 18 ft Horizon that was painted metalflake purple.  Very purple and very metal flake, think bass boat blingy.  It was already named Plum Loco when we got it.  It would be pretty cool to see another Plum Loco tearing up the river.  The name always served us well, feel free to use it. 

And just how the hell does Spear Chucker relate to a boat or boating?  Just because it is black?  I am as far from being a bleeding heart easily offended liberal as one can be, but if you are naming it Spear Chucker just because it is black, then yeah, that could certainly be interpreted as a bit racist.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Your Mom on September 07, 2014, 11:16:41 AM
Then why hasn't Chris Rock's comedy special been banned? Again who cares... Wheres the new TV show "meet the whitish"?
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: icecreaman on September 07, 2014, 12:59:18 PM
I'd laugh my ass off if some black dude rolled up with an all white boat named "Cracker", but maybe that's the difference, I'd take it as humor.   Like how the OP started this thread, it's the  PC crap run a muck.  If I was trying to offend you, I call you names to your face.  Otherwise have a freakin sense of humor!
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GT Jets on September 07, 2014, 01:15:56 PM
All black, purple seats with gold trim, call it Mutha Fucka..

That way if offends everybody.   :sly:
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 07, 2014, 01:26:03 PM
Should we start a campaign to have them silly crackeboxes banned at the races?

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GT Jets on September 07, 2014, 01:37:47 PM
Should we start a campaign to have them silly crackeboxes banned at the races?

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Doesn't that mean white chicks? ;D
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 07, 2014, 01:45:51 PM
Well played Sir
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: Your Mom on September 07, 2014, 01:51:07 PM
The Earl of Dartmouth received this report of the new settlers: "I should explain to your Lordship what is meant by Crackers; a name they have got from being great boasters; they are a lawless set of rascals on the frontiers of Virginia, Maryland, the Carolinas, and Georgia, who often change their places of abode."
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: MID-LAKE-CRISIS on September 07, 2014, 04:26:08 PM
All black, purple seats with gold trim, call it Mutha Fucka..

That way if offends everybody.   :sly:

 how bout.....

 paint it brown...call it "Shit fer Brains" ..?
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: el mojado on September 07, 2014, 04:31:19 PM
Mine is El Mojado. So I cant say much.....But.... I'm mex-amer. If you were black and your boat had that name, it might be funny. But if not, boat at your own risk. But it doesnt offend me. But I have thick skin.

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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 07, 2014, 07:14:09 PM
All black, purple seats with gold trim, call it Mutha Fucka..

That way if offends everybody.   :sly:

lol....

"its the one that says bad muthafuka on it"
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: 53draggin on September 07, 2014, 08:02:35 PM
My wallet ringo!


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Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 07, 2014, 09:29:44 PM
hahahaha.....thats the one!

and if they do give you a hard time....tell that bitch to be coool....
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GT Jets on September 07, 2014, 09:41:05 PM
hahahaha.....thats the one!

and if they do give you a hard time....tell that bitch to be coool....

"calm down Honey Bunny"...

GT
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: tpltrbl303 on September 08, 2014, 01:20:41 PM
My buddy named his boat "outnumbered". He refers to himself as the other black guy with a boat.  My point is real boaters don't care and will probably find it funny.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: riptide84 on September 08, 2014, 02:07:50 PM
what about naming it Spooky and painting a ghost on each side of the name?  >:D
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 08, 2014, 07:40:34 PM
I'm speechless

Well not really but Momma always told me "If you can't say something nice .  .  .  "   O0

http://youtu.be/whh1o6l8i64 (http://youtu.be/whh1o6l8i64)
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 08, 2014, 08:35:45 PM
lol....man i saw this video the other day....  my thoughts exactly... :sly:


I'm speechless

Well not really but Momma always told me "If you can't say something nice .  .  .  "   O0

Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 08, 2014, 08:39:03 PM
didnt catch of the names on their boats.... :-\ >:D

one guys comments said their women look like hippos on the beach....daaaaang....
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: GlassCutter on September 08, 2014, 08:46:51 PM
I had more WTF moments during that video than any other one I think I have ever watched.  That one boat midway through must have had 25 people on it.   And those lake lice flying in all directions, OMG.  The "pre game warm up" for the first 30 seconds was a bit frightening to think about too.
Title: Re: politcally correct
Post by: JARVIS on September 08, 2014, 10:45:50 PM
yup....passing blunts...on camera....then post it....!!

....i noticed to gross overloading...looked like some bowriding too... but hey, they got it like it that.

....so THATS what lake lice is....shit, in that case, ive been in some serious infestations before.  lake Mojave to name one....bastards stole the tow ball off the back of my truck one time....yeah, that was a great ending to that weekend...

there goes the neighborhood
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