SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: logans runner on April 15, 2011, 02:10:35 PM

Title: Really need your help guys
Post by: logans runner on April 15, 2011, 02:10:35 PM
I really need some advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for sometime now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs; if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to see when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shop behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the left side jet mount flange. Is this something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

Thanks
Scot
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: Nixonnow on April 15, 2011, 02:30:36 PM
As far as your "jet bracket" I don't know. But lol that was funny. Nice.
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: HaulsBalls on April 15, 2011, 03:23:28 PM
Could be another woman, that could be interesting!

Sorry to hear about the "jet bracket", it happens to the best of us. Hope you can patch things up and put  the relationship back together so you and your boat can be happy again. ;)
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: GlassCutter on April 15, 2011, 07:53:59 PM
If they both squirt, you are gonna have a tough decision.    Maybe it don't matter since they are both gonna drain your wallet dry given enough time and mileage.
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: TJS Nordic on April 15, 2011, 08:11:41 PM
um pics of said crack please... >:D
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: Howard19 on April 15, 2011, 08:23:47 PM
Now theres a guy who has his head screwed on straight , just so you know it wasnt me who cracked the boat its not the end of the world bud  >:D :beer:
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: GlassCutter on April 15, 2011, 08:25:02 PM
Does either one have a pump out head.   I hear they are mighty good to have.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Really need your help guys
Post by: enginedoctor on April 15, 2011, 08:39:13 PM
Welcome 2 the site...That was funny  :thumbup:

jus remember......If u cant piss on it or hump it, jus dump it :P  (Think I read this here)
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