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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: IRRebel on June 29, 2010, 08:57:33 AM
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Had a lot going on this last week or so, and nearly forgot about this.
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I have 1 (One), original SCJB Koozie I found in Moo (Actually under the bellhousing between the oil pan and the jet) I am going to hold for ransom. The original owner does not hold exclusive rights on the ransom, but a donation to the Nelson family could free the sombitch so it finds it original/new home. I will not divulge the brand of beer can that was in it at the time of discovery...... :sly:
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Please do so before I am forced to post pics torturing the poor lil thing........
Ray
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thanks for the laugh Ray :thumbup:
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What kind of torture are we talking? Are you gonna make it smoke cigarettes from mexico? Drink milk that is past the expiration date? Indian burns? How bad will this get?!?!?!
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It's not gonna be pretty......Probably should ESRB rated the thread........I got time on my hands today.......
Ray
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you better start getting creative. the clock is ticking.
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OK, Here goes.....Don't make me start dismembering the poor lil thing.....
I think it sqeualed a little during this.....
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Not enough......Ransom went up.....I think it wet itself on my felt......
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This looks harmless..........but I was blastin Ricky Martin here..........
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Going for it's wind tunnel test to the Ford garage for more if it doesn't SHUT UP!!!
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I'm sure those guys got some fun stuff to play around with.........
Ray
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what bothers me is you have ricky martin on standby....
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Who says Ricky Martin was on standby? Could've just been listening to it anyway...
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Who says Ricky Martin was on standby? Could've just been listening to it anyway...
Would it help to say it was my daughter's Ipod? ??? Prolly not.....Oh well....
It seemed to like this. Until the dogs saw it, then it was trembling........C'mon, whose is it?...........
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Tried water torture, but someone taught it how to swim........Don't make me take the next step.......
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Ray
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keep it goin ray.....best thread in awhile :thumbup:
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I'm contemplating paying the ransom, if for no other reason than to give more $$ to the Nelsons, I just want to see what else you'll do........ >:D
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Oh it's really scared now.........
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Ray
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anything but the waterboard!
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Boy I'll say you got some time on your hands :thumbup: :beer:
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For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?
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For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?
depends on who is in office >:D
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just curious....how long do you suspect it was there? when was the last time the motor was out of the boat?
shit, it coulda been from fathers day weekend '09 for all i know. i do remember diggin around on your boat that weekend trying to help you jump it
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For god's sake isn't that illegal?!?!?!?
The Ransom part is ALSO illegal......... :screwy:
Was gonna smoke it for a bit, but the neighbor caught me on my roof and reminded me there's a burn ban on......dammit!
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it doesn't like heights, lemme tell ya! Prefers sea level.........
It ALSO does NOT like anything that sounds like an outboard.....
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This thing is in tears........
Ray
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just curious....how long do you suspect it was there? when was the last time the motor was out of the boat?
shit, it coulda been from fathers day weekend '09 for all i know. i do remember diggin around on your boat that weekend trying to help you jump it
Nah, I do clean it better than that. It does have a distinguishing tattoo in a very private place though.......... :sly: She was a little shy to show it to me......
Ray
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Noones even asked how much the ransom is? :screwy:
I did this and showed it what happened to the last thing that was on it........
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"Ewww! Ewww! Ewww! A dirty old ford is touching my butt".....It squealed....
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Sooooooooo
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>:D
Ray
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ill trade ya a clean new one for that useless hairdryer on your workbench
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I can't take it anymore!!! How much $??? Your killing that poor thing!!!
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Ok, Ok, I'll pay the ransom, how much?????
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ill trade ya a clean new one for that useless hairdryer on your workbench
Ya mean this thing? This is a lil one. Glad to know what it is, finally, I been using it to grind coffee beans......No wonder it has no handle! I hated turning that round thing around by hand and was gonna make a handle for it.........Them Columbians must have forearms like Popeye.... ;)
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Ray
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$25 to the Nelsons in exchange for the safe release of the poor little koozie
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Gave it a taste of what's coming......Noone can cough up the standard SCJB ransom of fitty? I'll match it!
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Ray
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oh shit Ray, the ceiling fan almost knocked me over laughing my motherf forkin ars off here :D
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OK, I saved it......for now......but MAN it is nervous that you 'uns arent gonna pay up.......
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Ray
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oh shit Ray, the ceiling fan almost knocked me over laughing my motherf forkin ars off here :D
Oh I'm far from done.........I got a lot of pent up frustration going after this Koozie....... >:D
Koozie Obama..........
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Ray
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:'( :'( i know 1 thing for sure...i aint gonna leave my poor original coozie out in the open next meetup......
i do like rays mohawk in his shadow though.....lol O0
i wish i had the money to save the little guy..and my coozie sould have a friend to chill with....but im broke....sorry fella!
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:'( :'( i know 1 thing for sure...i aint gonna leave my poor original coozie out in the open next meetup......
i do like rays mohawk in his shadow though.....lol O0
Nordie used to be my hero.......what can I say?
Ray
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bring it to vegas....i got some plans for it.
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bring it to vegas....i got some plans for it.
Oh. It's coming along.......
So Flytime just calls me a minute ago...."What the hell are you doing to my Koozie"
I thought it was an instruction manual, not the owners name...........
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Ray
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great thread ray :thumbup:
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Ray's dog looks like he's trying to sneak by, doenst want any part of the ray foolery :beer: :beer:
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Oh I'm far from done.........I got a lot of pent up frustration going after this Koozie....... >:D
Koozie Obama..........
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Ray
Countdown until the black Suburbans pull up with a bunch of guys in black suits......
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LMAO :D Between this thread and the rum and cokes its been a good day! :beer:
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Ray, thank you for the laughs today, it has been a f'd day and this brought a smile to my face.
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i needed that ;D
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f-ing a ray im dying over here! remind me not to leave shit in your boat!
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I gotta admit this was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. At this point I am not sure the koozie will have ME back. It would probably be afraid I leave it somewhere again. I guess its a good thing I bought a new at Barrett Jackson this past weekend. That SCJB one was the last one I had. The other one was claimed victim at Brad's garage a couple years ago working on the 888 boat. :banghead:
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I gotta admit this was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. At this point I am not sure the koozie will have ME back. It would probably be afraid I leave it somewhere again. I guess its a good thing I bought a new at Barrett Jackson this past weekend. That SCJB one was the last one I had. The other one was claimed victim at Brad's garage a couple years ago working on the 888 boat. :banghead:
Bob......I don't think you are fit to be a Koozie daddy.... :screwy:
Ray,
You missed your calling bud.....I swear a drop of pee threatened to make it's presence known :P ..... ;D
GT
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its ok....100 of his friends showed up today to save him from Ray....
ray, be afraid.....be very afraid.
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PS - they will be available in the STORE (http://store.socaljetboats.com/) tomorrow morning. :thumbup:
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Tee hee! I was fun. Then I got called into work :P
Bob, I'll get your Koozie back to ya! :thumbup: I couldn't just let it be, ;D
Ray
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In Vegaa this weekend, Poor lil Koozie got a little mouthy with the locals, so they took matters into their own hands
Nordie Teabagged it........ :sly:
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Terry has some interesting silicone object that poor lil koozie was NOT ready for
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We were working on Jays boat, and Terry needed a wheel chock
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Kept mouthing off so a lil electroshock.......
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And some time in QUIET solitary while we worked on Terry's Mag.........
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Then we thought it might be cool to get in on the 4th of July festivities...
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Ray
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Ray, you need to make a video of all of Koozies adventures ;D
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Ray I would hate to ruin your fun by me getting my koozie back so I have decided to let you keep it. I will surely miss it but after having a big black dildo in it I am not too sure I could ever use it again. Every time I lifted my beer to my mouth I think that vision would always be there. Not good. I guess its a good thing I got a few more coming my way. I'll sure miss you little guy. :( :( :(
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Ray I would hate to ruin your fun by me getting my koozie back so I have decided to let you keep it. I will surely miss it but after having a big black dildo in it I am not too sure I could ever use it again. Every time I lifted my beer to my mouth I think that vision would always be there. Not good. I guess its a good thing I got a few more coming my way. I'll sure miss you little guy. :( :( :(
The only difference in that scenario VS you Bob is that his is black while you prefer "chocolate brown"
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The only difference in that scenario VS you Bob is that his is black while you prefer "chocolate brown"
ewwww. Skip, you nasty..............
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Brad that shelf is in the kitchen :D He cooks in the garage or goes to taco bell ;D Ray Ray find a women and you wont have so much time on your hands,I know its hard to find one that has as many boats as you just keep looking bud :thumbup:
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I had to dig this up to share some of the pictures and thought it would be a good time to enlighten some of the newer members with some SCJB history.
Back to the beginning: http://www.socaljetboats.com/the-no-wake-zone/scjb-koozie-for-ransom/msg137399/#msg137399 (http://www.socaljetboats.com/the-no-wake-zone/scjb-koozie-for-ransom/msg137399/#msg137399)
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Hahahaha funny shit
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Lmao, good stuff right there👌
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Hahaha that's awesome
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I wonder if Ray still has my damn koozie??? That's 2 I've lost over the years. We did have some good times back then for sure👍👍🍻🍻
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That was good times. Lol
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That brought back some memories! :beer:
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It sure did :thumbup: Cool deal Keith for bringing that up :beer: :beer:
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That's some funny shit
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Hasn't been updated in awhile let's see some koozie pics.
"RTCP"
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I'll play.
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Bob that pic should've happened in the kitchen... ;D
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I'll play.
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👍 nice!!
"RTCP"
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Yep still waiting on a new batch... been a while
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Bagging up scjb shirts
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Bob that pic should've happened in the kitchen... ;D
😜😜
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Just made some klassy tater tot casserole & found out my shirt is shipping!
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I'll play
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You guys are just teasing me now. I need a few up here to show off.
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Last Friday night....
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I wanna a nice set of koozies to!!!
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Yeah..........
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Sooo how can we get some the store has said out of stock 4 a year now
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Sooo how can we get some the store has said out of stock 4 a year now
Probably going to have to arm wrestle a Koozie owner for one.
GT
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Still have this retired guy
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Still have this retired guy
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Shouldn't that be in the Smithsonian?
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Ya I agree Glenn, you think Brad has a SCJB museum? Lol
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Jesus Mark, thats probably the worst one I've seen. Berk hasnt even chewed up one that bad.
Ralph had a pretty bad one that he used at work. I wonder if he still uses it.
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This is Ralphs....found this pic that was posted in 2009. I wonder what condition it is in now lol
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Lol yeah I don't use it, the thing is pretty stiff, old I guess you could say. A cool memory kinda thing I guess too. The one my dog Jack got a hold of I couldn't take a pic of lol
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Ya I'm wondering too!
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This ones 3 years old and in Washington now.
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i need about 10 of each red and white
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I just want 2 one orange and one blue.
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Cheers 🍻 Halloween colors in March...
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I have no idea what is wrong with me, but using my SoCal Koozie tonight and remembered this...
Miss you Ray....
GT
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I just read through it....what a funny and awesome thread.
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Good times!
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Bump...
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Lol. Good memories!
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Shots and a beer for Keith.
And I have no problem doing a couple more for Ray. I couldn't find my red ones, but my white ones never leave the garage. God willing my boat will see water again and they will be returned to the place they belong.
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