SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 06:18:54 PM

Title: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
A couple has a dog that snores.  Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.  The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles, and he will stop snoring.  "Yeah right!" she says.  A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.  The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.   Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.  Sure enough the dog stops snoring.  The woman is amazed...    Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies.  He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring, loudly.  The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him.  So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles.  Amazingly, it also works on him!   The woman sleeps soundly.  The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.  As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.  He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.  He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers.  "I don't know where we were, or what we did..... but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!

Hey Nordie a helpful hint far ya ;D ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 06:25:13 PM
lol, thanks :thumbup:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on August 31, 2009, 06:34:09 PM
Okaayy  ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on August 31, 2009, 06:43:41 PM
By the  way 76'...

Bring Jack over my pad so that Harley can eat him for lunch    ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on August 31, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
nancy boy are you gonna walk around butt hurt the rest of your life?
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 07:02:31 PM
no no no, ya dont get the jest of it do ya.... you were the one whining about a snore fest ;D  So that joke was a helpful hint for you ;) ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 07:09:23 PM
no no no, ya dont get the jest of it do ya.... you were the one whining about a snore fest ;D  So that joke was a helpful hint for you ;) ;D
you and dave sleeping together ??? :o :screwy: :sly:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on August 31, 2009, 07:13:23 PM
i wont call you nancy anymore if your man enough to grab skips nuts and tie a ribbon around them  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
Thats for you to do bud ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 07:21:50 PM
Thats for you to do bud ;D
thought it was my job :-[ i feel so dissed :'(
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on August 31, 2009, 07:57:20 PM
you and dave sleeping together ??? :o :screwy: :sly:

Ralphh.... :sly:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 08:06:42 PM
Ralphh.... :sly:
i cant hear either one of you snoring, i'm just sayin :screwy:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 08:12:00 PM
i cant hear either one of you snoring, i'm just sayin :screwy:
Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: OC2Vegas on August 31, 2009, 08:18:02 PM
Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D

you forgot to mention Omar  ;)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 08:24:26 PM
you forgot to mention Omar  ;)
Ya I did, but hasnt been dissing me so I thot I would leave him out of it......NOT >:D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 08:25:50 PM
Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D
now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6929.0;attach=27580;image)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 08:30:42 PM
ROTFLMAO ;D ;D ;D you frucker, that there is funny ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on August 31, 2009, 08:35:06 PM
ROTFLMAO ;D ;D ;D you frucker, that there is funny ;D
it was good times wasn't it :D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 08:45:55 PM
Have to admit I had a great time with you, and your dad, and everyone else :thumbup:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Harley eatin Jack for lunch huh :o  Just was at the vet and weighing in at almost 60 lbs @ 6months old, no fat, looks like i am starving him, he would unleash a can of whupass :thumbup: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: GT Jets on August 31, 2009, 10:17:09 PM
Harley eatin Jack for lunch huh :o  Just was at the vet and weighing in at almost 60 lbs @ 6months old, no fat, looks like i am starving him, he would unleash a can of whupass :thumbup: ;D ;D ;D

Easy there Micheal Vick    ;D

 :o

GT
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: IRRebel on August 31, 2009, 11:08:52 PM
Can I get a Yellow ribbon around mine?  >:D  Since y'alls in the mood!

LMAO Ask Omar or Nordie about my latest texts, ROFL! They be Great!

Ray
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on September 01, 2009, 04:30:50 AM
now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6929.0;attach=27580;image)

Damn ralph looks like your getting a good one too...specially with all that lube on the floor too!
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on September 01, 2009, 08:14:46 AM
Easy there Micheal Vick    ;D

 :o

GT
   Funny GT ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 09:17:12 AM
now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6929.0;attach=27580;image)


Hey Nancy Baby....Who u callin homo  ???

and ahhh, what be that white stuff on your chin ...bearing grease  ???

Your hands heal up yet  :o :o
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 05:07:01 PM
Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ???   (JOKING  :)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on September 01, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ???   (JOKING  :)

Heard the splooge got all over your micrometers dave!
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 05:39:26 PM
No biggy Nordie..

Gave the Mics. to  76'...aka ..Nancy Boy....for clean up..

Whatta u do   ???......Kinda sucks ...new mics. getting  all fkd up.     :D

Don't be mad 76'....just joking../..fun thread        :) :)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on September 01, 2009, 05:40:26 PM
yeah poor guy he's probably beating his dog right now
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 05:42:15 PM
Ya his dog that is gonna  stroke my dog's crank... ;D ;D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on September 01, 2009, 05:42:44 PM
yeah poor guy he's probably beating his dog right now
 Yeah as a matter of fact I was just outside beating his ass :mad:   little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on September 01, 2009, 05:45:59 PM
haha reminds me of a funny story...my mom and step-dad had a rott and one night we were sitting there eating dinner and we hear a scratch and a whine at the door...well what do you know the dog had managed to completely encase his 130 pound body into the tomato basket and was completely trapped...freaking holarious...had to get dikes out and cut him out of it!
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on September 01, 2009, 05:50:35 PM
Thats funny Josh ;D ;D  I did have to go look for the metal dealio that the vines grow up :mad:, so I guess I got a little lucky :banghead:
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on September 01, 2009, 06:06:50 PM
Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ???   (JOKING  :)
he always takes care of bus :-*
    little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:
you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 06:24:56 PM
he always takes care of bus :-*you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???

Now that is funny sht Ralph    ;D

Garden Baby Nancy.

Sht Nancy is one of my favorite names....76' is starting to look tempting Huh..... ::)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 06:31:13 PM
he always takes care of bus :-*you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???

How about muy Q Cumber     ??? ???
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: 76NORDIC on September 01, 2009, 06:40:24 PM
OK between all you fruckers, or shall I say homos, maybe this site needs a rename :screwy: SCJBH ::)
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: IRRebel on September 01, 2009, 07:00:05 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ray
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Ralph Brunt on September 01, 2009, 08:04:32 PM
How about muy Q Cumber     ??? ???
there you go gettin all latin on me and shit :-* ooooooo where is my boy omar when i neeeeed him :D
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 08:07:28 PM
Dunno.. Ralph... Maybe with  Nancy Boy  ;D

Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 08:16:25 PM
 Yeah as a matter of fact I was just outside beating his ass :mad:   little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:



 76'
I think u should take care of our tomatos &  Q cumbers    ::)   
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: Nordie on September 01, 2009, 08:31:28 PM
dave do you call nancy "nancy" all day at the shop too?
Title: Re: Snoring Dog........
Post by: enginedoctor on September 01, 2009, 08:42:51 PM
dave do you call nancy "nancy" all day at the shop too?

Shhhhh. :sly:
SMFPacks CMS 1.0.3 © 2026