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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: 76NORDIC on August 31, 2009, 06:18:54 PM
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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dogs testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed... Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring, loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers. "I don't know where we were, or what we did..... but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!
Hey Nordie a helpful hint far ya ;D ;D ;D >:D
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lol, thanks :thumbup:
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Okaayy ;D
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By the way 76'...
Bring Jack over my pad so that Harley can eat him for lunch ;D
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nancy boy are you gonna walk around butt hurt the rest of your life?
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no no no, ya dont get the jest of it do ya.... you were the one whining about a snore fest ;D So that joke was a helpful hint for you ;) ;D
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no no no, ya dont get the jest of it do ya.... you were the one whining about a snore fest ;D So that joke was a helpful hint for you ;) ;D
you and dave sleeping together ??? :o :screwy: :sly:
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i wont call you nancy anymore if your man enough to grab skips nuts and tie a ribbon around them :thumbup:
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Thats for you to do bud ;D
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Thats for you to do bud ;D
thought it was my job :-[ i feel so dissed :'(
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you and dave sleeping together ??? :o :screwy: :sly:
Ralphh.... :sly:
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Ralphh.... :sly:
i cant hear either one of you snoring, i'm just sayin :screwy:
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i cant hear either one of you snoring, i'm just sayin :screwy:
Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D
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Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D
you forgot to mention Omar ;)
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you forgot to mention Omar ;)
Ya I did, but hasnt been dissing me so I thot I would leave him out of it......NOT >:D
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Ralph, Ralph Ralph, NOT happening with this Guy, now I dont know about yourself, and Dave and Nordie, but you frickin homos are starting to freak me out ;D ;D ;D
now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
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ROTFLMAO ;D ;D ;D you frucker, that there is funny ;D
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ROTFLMAO ;D ;D ;D you frucker, that there is funny ;D
it was good times wasn't it :D
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Have to admit I had a great time with you, and your dad, and everyone else :thumbup:
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Harley eatin Jack for lunch huh :o Just was at the vet and weighing in at almost 60 lbs @ 6months old, no fat, looks like i am starving him, he would unleash a can of whupass :thumbup: ;D ;D ;D
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Harley eatin Jack for lunch huh :o Just was at the vet and weighing in at almost 60 lbs @ 6months old, no fat, looks like i am starving him, he would unleash a can of whupass :thumbup: ;D ;D ;D
Easy there Micheal Vick ;D
:o
GT
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Can I get a Yellow ribbon around mine? >:D Since y'alls in the mood!
LMAO Ask Omar or Nordie about my latest texts, ROFL! They be Great!
Ray
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now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
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Damn ralph looks like your getting a good one too...specially with all that lube on the floor too!
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Easy there Micheal Vick ;D
:o
GT
Funny GT ;D
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now who you callin homo ??? your the one holding my shit
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Hey Nancy Baby....Who u callin homo ???
and ahhh, what be that white stuff on your chin ...bearing grease ???
Your hands heal up yet :o :o
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Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ??? (JOKING :)
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Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ??? (JOKING :)
Heard the splooge got all over your micrometers dave!
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No biggy Nordie..
Gave the Mics. to 76'...aka ..Nancy Boy....for clean up..
Whatta u do ???......Kinda sucks ...new mics. getting all fkd up. :D
Don't be mad 76'....just joking../..fun thread :) :)
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yeah poor guy he's probably beating his dog right now
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Ya his dog that is gonna stroke my dog's crank... ;D ;D
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yeah poor guy he's probably beating his dog right now
Yeah as a matter of fact I was just outside beating his ass :mad: little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:
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haha reminds me of a funny story...my mom and step-dad had a rott and one night we were sitting there eating dinner and we hear a scratch and a whine at the door...well what do you know the dog had managed to completely encase his 130 pound body into the tomato basket and was completely trapped...freaking holarious...had to get dikes out and cut him out of it!
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Thats funny Josh ;D ;D I did have to go look for the metal dealio that the vines grow up :mad:, so I guess I got a little lucky :banghead:
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Yo Ralph....Did 76' take care of bus. 4 u .. ??? (JOKING :)
he always takes care of bus :-*
little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:
you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???
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he always takes care of bus :-*you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???
Now that is funny sht Ralph ;D
Garden Baby Nancy.
Sht Nancy is one of my favorite names....76' is starting to look tempting Huh..... ::)
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he always takes care of bus :-*you really are a nancy boy :sly: veggie garden and all :o
you need to take care of my cu-CUM-ber again ???
How about muy Q Cumber ??? ???
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OK between all you fruckers, or shall I say homos, maybe this site needs a rename :screwy: SCJBH ::)
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ray
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How about muy Q Cumber ??? ???
there you go gettin all latin on me and shit :-* ooooooo where is my boy omar when i neeeeed him :D
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Dunno.. Ralph... Maybe with Nancy Boy ;D
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Yeah as a matter of fact I was just outside beating his ass :mad: little frucker destroyed my tomatoe plants today :banghead: :banghead:
76'
I think u should take care of our tomatos & Q cumbers ::)
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dave do you call nancy "nancy" all day at the shop too?
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dave do you call nancy "nancy" all day at the shop too?
Shhhhh. :sly: