Whatta busy day....
Got people in my office, other customers walking the floor checking out my work...Here I now am dying to
take a leak. Soooooo I excuse myself and go to the rest room with my handy cordless phone

So far so good....but, phone rings, I answer it as I am trying to zip up.....
NEXT thing u know .... Knutz get caught in zipper ...No up or down

Frugg! After a hard yank down on the zip. it finally gives...Now I'm bleeding and broken zipper.
Sht....Time to call it a day