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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: countryboyaustin on July 11, 2007, 09:35:29 AM

Title: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: countryboyaustin on July 11, 2007, 09:35:29 AM
Yall have speed limits on Lakes in California? First I hear that its illegal for women to be topless in Cali and now yall have Speed limits? GOD BLESS TEXAS! ;D
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: hotrod56cars on July 11, 2007, 12:51:56 PM
Yall have speed limits on Lakes in California? First I hear that its illegal for women to be topless in Cali and now yall have Speed limits? GOD BLESS TEXAS! ;D

Everything has it's good and bad points, including each of our great 50 states. Ya'all got 4 seasons and we have two. You got rain that most Californian's have never even seen the likes of. You hvae dry counties and counties that can't sell beer on His day. We can buy alcohol whenever we want to. I had an uncle out there and my sister lived there for about 10 years also. My uncle loved it out there and my sister had to move back to California because all that wicked rain creates mildew and mold which she is alergic to. So while you're sitting in the rain staring at boobs wishing you could buy a drink we're sitting in our boats doing 35 mph in the sun drinking beer. Hmmm...  ;)
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: crewchief22 on July 11, 2007, 12:56:48 PM
Its best way to limit over crowding the lakes.  

No Fast=No Fun  :(  Know Fast=Know Fun  ;D
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: countryboyaustin on July 11, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
   Actually here in Austin we really only got two seasons. ASS hot or ASS Cold! ASS hot is from March through October and the rest are COLD! Everyone can sell beer on Sunday just not till noon. Hell I cant crawl out of bed before that on Sunday Morning! Ill go with you 100% on the allergies but I will sit here and wait till noon on Sunday morning to buy my beer or even drive to the county line to buy so I can run my boat full throttle in a crystal clear lake  with bouncing free boobies in my boat and go back at night to my 1/2 acre lot with a 1900 sq ft house and giant oak trees  in the yard that is five miles from downtown and 18 miles from the lake that I only paid 150k for everyday before I spend what yall are spending on a home. hmmm!

  Dont get me wrong, I love Cali! My brother lives in Mission Viejo and its nice but for Gods sakes! half a million for a town home? No thanks! I can buy lake front with a dock for that amount here!
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on July 11, 2007, 02:54:48 PM
yeah, but the wages here differ then there.....a $70k job out here only pays $35k out there.....

I have heard many people chasing that dream to buy a home out of state to only be shocked with the reality that wages are less out of state.....or the flip side...they think they can come to cali and double their salary, but dont realise that housing costs are much more.

trust me, I dont like it either....you wouldnt believe how much im paying for a 1k sqft apartment here in south orange county....i bet its more then your mortgage in texas.  :-\
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: OC2Vegas on July 11, 2007, 03:16:42 PM
I believe you, remeber I used to live there!
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on July 11, 2007, 03:18:17 PM
I believe you, remeber I used to live there!

just curious...how much was rent here back in 98?
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: countryboyaustin on July 11, 2007, 05:19:41 PM
the only judgement I have there on salary is my little bro and he makes stupid money everywhere. I mean for clarifacation sake what does say a fast food worker make per hour there? Like here we are looking at 9-10 an hour.
 I have buddies who do what I do out there and they arent doing much better than me. Not THAT much better anyway.
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: OC2Vegas on July 11, 2007, 05:28:17 PM
just curious...how much was rent here back in 98?

$950 a month in '98 Then add $50 more for the garage
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on July 11, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
$950 a month in '98 Then add $50 more for the garage

rent has doubled....garages have gone up 140%  ::)
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: countryboyaustin on July 11, 2007, 06:27:00 PM
I am really to curious to know if salaries are as outrageous as mortgages and rents.if rents are double and salaries are double then its a wash and it really isnt more expensive to live there.
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: OC2Vegas on July 11, 2007, 06:31:21 PM
I was paying 1600 a month in RSM for a House (2 bedrooms 2 bath) Small back yard a 2 car garage. I moved out here 3 years ago.

I now pay $1095 for a bigger house! 
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: beerjet on July 11, 2007, 06:39:13 PM
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1 Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible.

2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3 You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4 Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5 You can't remember . is pot illegal?

6 You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7 You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8 You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

9 A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: 'STORM WATCH.'

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: crewchief22 on July 11, 2007, 07:00:47 PM
OH Yea!

Well, we have... Paris, Lindsay and Britney!  (pot is legal for them, just ask 'em)

OK, you win, you got it better  ;D
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: beerjet on July 11, 2007, 08:49:55 PM
Is pot legal ? O0

-beerjet-
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: hotrod56cars on July 11, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
Is pot legal ? O0

-beerjet-

Yes.  >:D
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: beerjet on July 11, 2007, 09:14:21 PM
Pass the doobage man !

Puff puff give , puff puff give ! Your fukin up the rotation !

-beerjet-
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: hotrod56cars on July 11, 2007, 09:24:48 PM
Pass the doobage man !

Puff puff give , puff puff give ! Your fukin up the rotation !

-beerjet-

Don't be a bogart.   :D
Title: Re: SPEED LIMITS ON LAKES?
Post by: crewchief22 on July 11, 2007, 10:18:44 PM
aha, I'm sooo wasted!  (in my best Jeff Spicoli voice)  ;D
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