Barack Obama was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.   Before the secret service guys could get to him, 3 kids fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.    The first kid said, I want to go to Disneyland. Barack said no probelm, I'll take you there on my special airplane.    The second kid said I want a new pair of Nike Jordan shoes.  Barack said I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them for you.    The third kid said I want a motorized wheelchair  with a built in TV and a stereo headset, with ipod.  Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, But you dont look like you're handicapped.   The kid said, I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!   

A little late but.......    Washington Nativity scene

There will be no Nativity scene in Washington this year.  The Supreme court has ruled that there cannont be a nativity scene in the United States's Capital this Christmas season.    This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol.      A search for a Virgin continues.      There will be no problem however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.   Happy New years !!!!    SCJB crew and families

HAHAHAHA...that's good.

A farmer decided he wanted to go into town and see a movie.  The ticket agent asked, :sir, what's that on your shoulder?"  The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes."  "I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."  The old farmer left and went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the theater, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.    He sat down next to two old widows, named Mildred and Marge.  The movie started and Chuck began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so Chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie.  "Marge," whispered Mildred.   "What?" said Marge.  "I think the guy next to me is a pervert."  "What makes you think so?" asked Marge?  "He undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred.  "Well, don't worry about it", said Marge. "At our age we've seen em all".  "I thought so too", said Mildred,  "But this one's eatin' my popcorn!!" 

funny GC

Too funny!   Be sure to check 0:13

Joke for today


After the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I noticed numerous bad jokes on the Internet by people defaming Cajuns as `not too smart'. Let me state categorically that I completely disagree with that assessment. Anybody who builds a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fills it with Democrats is a genius.