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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: beerjet on September 05, 2012, 10:06:05 PM

Title: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: beerjet on September 05, 2012, 10:06:05 PM
Just so everyone knows, the stupidest questions are the ones that aren't asked..........in the search bar........first.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: 82daytona on September 06, 2012, 06:05:32 AM
Why does poop stink if it's under water?
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Post by: BIG JOHNSON on September 06, 2012, 07:13:50 AM
Easy, cause its pushed out by gas and some of them float.

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Post by: CHROMEY on September 06, 2012, 09:40:36 AM
Why do i have bubbleguts after eating jalopeno burgers and beer? :o
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Post by: Howard19 on September 06, 2012, 10:47:21 AM
Why are there so many stupid people ready to give up there freedom in november .
why is mrs obummer so f--king ugly
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Post by: JMS-1 on September 06, 2012, 06:27:56 PM
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?
Title: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: lbhsbz on September 06, 2012, 06:41:35 PM
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?

poorly
Title: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: Nixonnow on September 06, 2012, 06:56:29 PM
How exactly does a posi trac rear end in a plymouth work?

In my best redneck voice "It Just Does"
Hahah
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: mobboss on September 07, 2012, 07:13:51 AM
why are there so many warning labels on everything???
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Post by: BIG JOHNSON on September 07, 2012, 07:21:27 AM
why are there so many warning labels on everything???

Because the world is full of idiots. 

My cousin(by marriage) tried to flip over his running lawnmower to diagnose it by picking up on the exhaust header.... It had a warning label, but he still had to go to the hospital.

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Post by: 82daytona on September 07, 2012, 07:47:23 AM
Cousin by marriage.......sure :sly:
Title: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: 5150whiteboy on September 07, 2012, 07:50:56 AM
Why is there a tag on the mattress that says " do not remove tag "


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Title: Re: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: BIG JOHNSON on September 07, 2012, 07:52:37 AM
Why is there a tag on the mattress that says " do not remove tag "


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It's a conspiracy maaaan

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Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: Roadrunner on September 07, 2012, 08:50:36 AM
Why does Gov't continue to create more and more gun laws and make it so difficult to purchase guns+ammo when criminals don't usually follow the rules?  :screwy:
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Post by: bjaming on September 07, 2012, 10:05:41 AM
Why does the doctor leave the room when you undress?
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Post by: BIG JOHNSON on September 07, 2012, 10:07:51 AM
Why does the doctor leave the room when you undress?

Strip tease is uncomfortable for health care professionals.

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Post by: bjaming on September 07, 2012, 10:45:26 AM
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Post by: JMS-1 on September 07, 2012, 02:51:55 PM
how come you never see a  baby pigeon?

 
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Post by: uncleBOBBY on September 07, 2012, 05:19:33 PM
Because pigeons start as rats and grow wings when there grown
Title: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: Nixonnow on September 07, 2012, 06:51:30 PM
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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Post by: GlassCutter on September 07, 2012, 08:19:56 PM
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?  :screwy:

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Post by: crewchief22 on September 07, 2012, 09:12:54 PM
Why is it you can always find a slow driver in the fast lane?  :banghead:
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Post by: mash on it on September 09, 2012, 11:37:22 AM
How far is up?
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Post by: Howard19 on September 09, 2012, 10:22:04 PM
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?


          SEX
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: beerjet on September 17, 2012, 10:14:45 PM

          SEX
CAN YOU WORD IT IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!
WTF!

Is a pigs pussy pork?

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Post by: mobboss on September 18, 2012, 07:14:02 AM
How far is up?


that would be just before rock bottom!
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Post by: uncleBOBBY on September 19, 2012, 03:21:01 PM
Why is it late breaking news?
Should'nt  it be early breaking news?
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Post by: Horizonjet on September 22, 2012, 11:38:08 PM
Can you get a girl pregnant by french kissing?
Because I just did and I dont want another baby  :'(
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: beerjet on September 29, 2012, 05:18:42 PM
If Snapple is made from "The Best Stuff On Earth" , then why isn't there a vagina floating around in my raspberry tea?
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: mobboss on September 29, 2012, 06:56:44 PM
If Snapple is made from "The Best Stuff On Earth" , then why isn't there a vagina floating around in my raspberry tea?


That is just not a stupid question! hell i want the answer for that one!
Title: Re: stupid questions? ask it here!
Post by: beerjet on October 03, 2012, 12:36:40 AM
How come know-it-alls don't know how annoying they are?

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