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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on August 12, 2008, 08:41:07 AM

Title: TALK LIKE A CHROMEY DAY
Post by: CHROMEY on August 12, 2008, 08:41:07 AM: 38 days untill international talk like a pirate day, just a heads up!~!~!~!~!
Thanks for spreadin' the word, and the word is "Aarrrrrrr!!"
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Post by: AA/Paul on August 12, 2008, 08:45:06 AM: Pirates favorite place to eat...........ARRrrrbys. ;)
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Post by: AQUAHOLIC on August 12, 2008, 08:48:33 AM: hahaha. and they spend a lot of time at the ARRRRRCADE!!!
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Post by: MADSKILLZ on August 12, 2008, 09:20:51 AM: And they always AARRRRGUE!
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Post by: Brad @ SCJB on August 12, 2008, 09:23:03 AM: a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt buckle....when asked what its for he says "its drivin me nuts!"

what kinda movies does a pirate watch? ones that are rated ARRRRRR
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Post by: bigboy_77 on August 12, 2008, 11:22:06 AM: Where does a wench put her legs to turn pirates on?

Behind her Buccaneers!!
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Post by: AA/Paul on August 12, 2008, 01:04:48 PM: A pirates favorite color.......AAArrrrgile.
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Post by: FORKEDUP on August 12, 2008, 09:48:08 PM: the boy is ready ;D
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Post by: shawnthedrifter on August 12, 2008, 11:19:50 PM: Is that a real day? Pirates are cool and all...But not that cool. ;D
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Post by: crewchief22 on August 13, 2008, 05:46:39 AM: Quote from: shawnthedrifter on August 12, 2008, 11:19:50 PM
Is that a real day? Pirates are cool and all...But not that cool. ;D

It must be real, there is a web site about it ;)
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Post by: 82daytona on August 13, 2008, 06:04:35 AM: Quote from: shawnthedrifter on August 12, 2008, 11:19:50 PM
Is that a real day? Pirates are cool and all...But not that cool. ;D
x2 :-\
Title: Re: TALK LIKE A CHROMEY DAY
Post by: CHROMEY on August 13, 2008, 03:42:34 PM: PIRATES ARE THE COOLEST! :D

from the newsletter i get.

THE POOPDECK The Talk Like A Pirate Day Newsletter
Ol' Chumbucket, editor Published when the fancy strikes
August 11, 2008 Issue No. 53 or thereabouts

www.talklikeapirate.com is the web site..September 19th is international talk like a pirate day.

pirates are cool because......------>

** An Excerpt from "The Pirate Life: Unleashing Your inner Buccaneer"

Our new book, "The Pirate Life: Unleashing Your Inner Buccaneer," will be
released soon by Citadel, a division of Kensington Books. You can order your
copy in advance by visiting our Web site, www.talklikeapirate.com, and
following the book links to Amazon.

Here's a short excerpt from the opening chapter of this life-changing tome.
Enjoy! (But don't let your enjoyment spill over into taking these words and
passing them off to your friends as your own work. Naturally, all rights are
reserved, "The Pirate Life" is copyrighted, and no one may reproduce them in
any way, shape form or size blah blah blah fullest extent of the blah blah blah
so help us we'll hunt you down and blah blah blah.)

* * * * *

"Chapter One: Why Pirates?

Pirates are cool.
Pirates are cooler than anyone you know – unless you happen to know Samuel L.
Jackson, the coolest person ever, in which case we have a screenplay we’d like
you to pass along to him for us.
For more than 300 years pirates have been our most colorful sources of
entertainment, providing a touchstone for personal freedom, freewheeling
liberty and puffy shirt styles. In books, movies, television and Scooby Doo
cartoons, pirates are cool. Scary – sometimes. Smelly – usually. But always
cool.
Whether you’re a dentist or an insurance agent, whether you study Renaissance
dance in college or drive a diaper delivery truck, your life could use a little
pirating up. Developing the proper pirattitude – the attitude of a pirate –
might be just the thing you need to transform your daily routine into an
adventure. And adventure is just a short hop, skip and a jump from mishap,
mayhem and incarceration in a Caribbean prison, so mind your step. And kids –
stay in school!
Scientific studies that we just made up suggest that no occupation in our
modern world compares to the coolness of being a pirate. Very few occupations
rate even 50 on the Pirate Scale, in which Pirate is 100 points of coolness.
Even the next highest-rated careers, professional wrestler and NASCAR driver,
fall short of the essential coolness of a pirate.
But when the study’s authors (who we also made up out of whole cloth and
rum-addled ravings) added a measured dose of pirattitude (between 10 and 30 ml
per 187 pounds of bodyweight) to the subjects, in every case it boosted other
careers on the Pirate Scale, sometimes to surprising and dangerous levels.

* * * * *

We'll be passing on a few more excerpts in the coming issues of The Poopdeck to
whet your appetite in the hopes that you'll be convinced to pick up a copy or
five.

Next time: A few words from our chapters on dating and diet!
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Post by: shawnthedrifter on August 14, 2008, 08:03:55 PM: Im gonna get back to doing BOAT things.
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Post by: CHROMEY on September 15, 2008, 08:16:54 AM: Four Days Until International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: crewchief22 on September 19, 2008, 06:25:18 AM: Everyone needs to party like a pirate today ;D

Why is the rum always gone?

Aaarrrrrgh!
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Post by: CHROMEY on September 19, 2008, 09:51:14 AM: i have plenty of rum stock @ my house
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Post by: beerjet on September 19, 2008, 12:34:09 PM: Buyin a bottle of Sailor Jerry today for sure ! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR !

-beerjet-
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Post by: nathan72 on September 19, 2008, 10:36:47 PM: not rum i don't want to get aaaaaarrrrested