It doesn't exist, but it should. What are your thoughts guys?  My kids 22-19 year olds are river rats for life. They keep dating these non river loving people. It never works out. It's "too hot" for these un-deserving, un-worthy candidates. Would love to see my kids hook up with the right people and live the dream.

I dunno man, the river really a place where it's better to be single

You don't have to be lonely at riverratsonly.commmmm......


BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR!

Now that's FUNNY!