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Luckie Stiff

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Divine Intervention?
« on: November 13, 2007, 07:24:08 PM »
A Conversation with Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.

I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?"

And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather."

I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil."
And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad".

I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "what is the meaning of life? Why am I here?"

He replied: "That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."

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"Don't you realize that there are already enough people in the world to hate without you putting so much effort into giving me another?"

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Re: Divine Intervention?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 07:49:35 PM »
 :D :D
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BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY
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Re: Divine Intervention?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 09:05:16 AM »
Now THAT'S funny....... I don't care who you are!!!!   LMAO ;D
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Guns kill people lke spoons made Rosie O'Donnel fat!!

 


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