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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: t8017e on May 20, 2011, 08:52:30 AM
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So tomorrow is the "RAPTURE" for all you religious people. Us "UNGODLY" ones got at least 5 more months of hell on earth (nothing new).
So your choice 5 months of hell on earth or heaven tomorrow @ 3:00pm?
I personally am staying with "HELL ON EARTH" with my friends and family!
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What boating season over already its just starting LOL :o
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I think this guy has it nailed in these bits....
Jim Jefferies - Pedophile Uncle in Heaven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFi08P7v9lo#)
Jim Jefferies - Atheists are Right, Religious People are Wrong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYR7cfpnUGo#)
Jim Jefferies - Christians pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ft52cTqwmA#)
Jim Jefferies - Christians pt 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDaf0t3YSq0#)
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So your choice 5 months of hell on earth or heaven tomorrow @ 3:00pm?
hell starts in 5 months...thats when boating season ends. wish they would get it right at least.
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I got $20 "Rapture" doesnt come tomorrow! >:D
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Aaahhh maannn , can't it wait till after memorial day?
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I got $20 "Rapture" doesnt come tomorrow! >:D
If it does what do you suppose your $20 will get me in heaven? I'm guessing I won't be spending it on a lap dance!!
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If it does what do you suppose your $20 will get me in heaven? I'm guessing I won't be spending it on a lap dance!!
Who says your going to heaven? :screwy:
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The funny part is I guess I was figuring you were too!! LOL otherwise how would I get your money? :banghead:
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The funny part is I guess I was figuring you were too!! LOL otherwise how would I get your money? :banghead:
Im not only going to hell, Im driving the bus! >:D
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Im not only going to hell, Im driving the bus! >:D
There's nothing wrong with being a bus driver. I don't think you'll go to hell for that. :screwy:
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I agree with the comedian! Oh man this thread can turn south, what happened to the 12/12/12 deal, least boating season is over by then!
>:D
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Whatsup with the 12/12/12 Deal? Hadn't heard of that one :sly: Hell that's my Bday also :beer:
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Whatsup with the 12/12/12 Deal? Hadn't heard of that one :sly: Hell that's my Bday also :beer:
go figure mark! they said that's the day the world will end, so all the people that decide to goto heaven tomorrow, i guess we got another good year n a half :thumbup:
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Maybe we should all take our boats out tomorrow, anchor in the middle of the lake, with full ice chests of beer, so when the earth opens up to suck us into hell will have a fun ride down and plenty of beer and ice when we get there. Dam I'm a genius ;D "Party in Hell tomorrow be there or be square" >:D
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go figure mark! they said that's the day the world will end, so all the people that decide to goto heaven tomorrow, i guess we got another good year n a half :thumbup:
Cool that means I can party extra hard, and go out with a bang!!!! LOL
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go figure mark! they said that's the day the world will end, so all the people that decide to goto heaven tomorrow, i guess we got another good year n a half :thumbup:
Sooooooo, if they're all going to heaven tomorrow, does that mean there won't be any friggin' lake lice on the water Sunday thru 12/12/12????
Ray
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Ray lake lice are definately going to hell, but there wont be any leo's around! My vote is target practice!
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Ray lake lice are definately going to hell, but there wont be any leo's around! My vote is target practice!
LMAO, just about spit beer on my puter :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I second that vote!
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Whatsup with the 12/12/12 Deal? Hadn't heard of that one :sly: Hell that's my Bday also :beer:
Its the end of the Mayan calendar....... don't ask me WTF it has to do with us!
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Well then I guess that I will start using the gregorian calendar!
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OH I KNEW IT..... WE ARE ALL F**KED........... NOBODY EVER WARNS US CANADIANS :mad:
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OH I KNEW IT..... WE ARE ALL F**KED........... NOBODY EVER WARNS US CANADIANS :mad:
You guys are already the nicest, and since you allow gay marriage, probably also the best dressed, NOW you want to be the best informed also??????
Jeez!
Ray
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Known Fact # 375,825,635: Canada is FOCKING Cold!
Known Fact# 2: They got some really hot women
Known Fact# 1: Canadian women put out
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I can vouch for fact #1 LOL :thumbup:
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Rapture prank for tomorrow guys!
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That's funny Josh, will have to try that >:D
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Too bad I donated all Cin's 50,000 outfits and 200,000 or so shoes.........That woulda been FUN!
Ray
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Mark, just use your old ladies outfits...Ray well i guess you can use yours...im sure you got plenty of hawaiian shirts you dont wear anymore, or even better yet! What about the clothes your rapidly growing kids have grown out of?
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Well I guess I didn't make it in.... Happy Rapture day everyone!!
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LOL!
Still here too! :beer:
Ray
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I was out trying to stay warm trying to find a good looking woman who puts out and score :thumbup: Then she realized that the end had come and gone and that my fat arse wasn't the last one on earth :banghead: She's gone.
;D
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(the California preacher said Monday that was only because, until now, he had been a little fuzzy on the timeline that he had prophesied. Turns out May 21 was only an “invisible judgment day” and that the actual end of the world will occur five months after he had been predicting.
“It won’t be spiritual on October 21st,” Camping said on a 90-minute special broadcast of his radio show, adding that “the world is going to be destroyed all together, but it will be very quick.”)
hahahah what a joke this guy is. he said it was a mathematical error that he made. lol. he said this was going to happen in 1994 also. guess what, another mathematical error. and now its gonna October 21, 2011. wow. this guy just cant admit he is wrong. this guy is stealing oxygen from the rest of us.
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The Jehovah's Witness' did the same thing from 1915-1950. I guess saying "oops I forgot to carry the 1" gets old after 35 years. They didn't give up entirely. 1969 then 1977............
Sorry to the JW guys on here.