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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: svssr95 on September 04, 2009, 09:15:09 PM

Title: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 04, 2009, 09:15:09 PM
If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged frog, to kick the dill seeds, out of a dill pickle ???
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: IRRebel on September 04, 2009, 09:21:58 PM
searching for the correct answer, but I beleive it is:

Who cares!

Lol
Ray
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 04, 2009, 09:23:37 PM
nope...
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Post by: crewchief22 on September 04, 2009, 10:14:27 PM
...east of Japan?  ;D
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Post by: Luckie Stiff on September 04, 2009, 10:37:49 PM
If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, on a cats back?
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 04, 2009, 10:49:04 PM
If a chicken and a half, laid an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged frog, to kick the dill seeds, out of a dill pickle ???

One day... :thumbup:
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 04, 2009, 11:34:43 PM
you have to do the math......
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Post by: The Chaz on September 05, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
Now would that be a Kosher Dill or a German Dill?  If it was a kosher dill I would say it would take about 2 shakes of a frogs tail.
But if it were a German Dill it would depend on how hard the wind was blowing :-*
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: FORKEDUP on September 05, 2009, 06:02:08 AM
who cares, kill the chicken and cook it for dinner, use the eggs for breakfast, discard the damn frog, he is useless with only one leg, toast the bread to go along with the eggs for breakfast and kill the f'n cat ;D
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Post by: bkplesh on September 05, 2009, 08:36:22 AM
you can use the frog for bait!  ;D
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Post by: Nordie on September 05, 2009, 08:46:37 AM
Im not here to think! Im hungover reading this  :banghead:
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Post by: beerjet on September 05, 2009, 10:35:11 AM
1 day

-beejet-
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 11:23:55 AM
Damn, I missed That........... :banghead:

1/2 day.... :sly:

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 05, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
You forgot to carry the seven......
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 11:59:48 AM
Pickles have cucumber seeds , not dill..... 8)
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 12:22:09 PM
Pickles have cucumber seeds , not dill..... 8)


Doh!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 12:24:57 PM
OK focker.

Make exactly 100 using four 9's....you're answer should be in the form of an equation....

And yes, there is an answer................................. ........................... :thumbup:

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 12:31:15 PM
If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, on a cats back?

If done right, a buttered pussy.................................. ...... ;)
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 05:00:10 PM
I'm calling bull shizzle on the answer part ....I'm just sayin... O0
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 05:06:49 PM
I'm calling bull shizzle on the answer part ....I'm just sayin... O0

Dill seed or 100?

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: SLCKREG on September 05, 2009, 05:17:57 PM
You tell me :P
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 05:29:29 PM
You tell me :P

Lets just say there is an answer to the 100 deal, but it wont be in your math textbook.. :screwy:

As for the focking dill see deal, simple oversight, that made me feel like an idiot. :banghead:

Not even a guess? ???

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: OC2Vegas on September 05, 2009, 05:40:25 PM
12
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Post by: OC2Vegas on September 05, 2009, 05:52:42 PM
Make exactly 100 using four 9's

9 divided by 9 = 1 + 99 = 100
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Post by: GT Jets on September 05, 2009, 06:01:11 PM
9 divided by 9 = 1 + 99 = 100


Dayum!   :thumbup:

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: jet boat performance on September 05, 2009, 08:57:51 PM
If buttered bread always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet. What happens when you strap a piece of buttered bread, butter side up, on a cats back?

Just want to know ? Has the "cat" been shaved ??  :screwy:
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 05, 2009, 11:02:13 PM
Are you ready for the answer ???
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Post by: IRRebel on September 06, 2009, 11:34:01 AM
What was the question again?  :screwy:

Ray
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 06, 2009, 11:46:15 AM
Are you ready for the answer ???

I thought the dill seed/cucumber seed thing sorta killed it.....................No?

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: OC2Vegas on September 06, 2009, 11:48:04 AM
I answered 12, didnt get a response
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 06, 2009, 12:03:04 PM
12 is incorrect, would you like to try again?
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: OC2Vegas on September 06, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
I think its safe to say no ones got the right answer
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: svssr95 on September 06, 2009, 12:31:11 PM
The correct answer is:


"How the F**K should I know?"

Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: SLCKREG on September 06, 2009, 12:33:28 PM
Boo..hiss ..boo..
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: GT Jets on September 06, 2009, 12:35:23 PM
I like this one....... :thumbup:

Pickles have cucumber seeds , not dill..... 8)




Your answer sucks!   :thumbdown:

 ;D

GT
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: OC2Vegas on September 06, 2009, 12:37:09 PM
I liked the four nines into 100 question better!
Title: Re: There is an answer....
Post by: crewchief22 on September 06, 2009, 12:40:00 PM
That means I wasn't far off with "east of Japan"  ;D
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