this is F'ING funny

« **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:22:17 AM »

Lmfao....im at a loss for words!!! I hope ur sst sinks!!!

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« **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:22:54 AM »

And here is the thing aquaholic72 you really don't want to race because you might get a little to much water on Kolbi's Ring.

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« **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:27:39 AM »

Ohhh u funny motherf#cker!!! Waters pretty cold at the river this time of year.. should shrink that lil dick of urs right up.. no amount of viagra's gonna help ur cause son....

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« **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:30:30 AM »

Get a real big block before you want to play with the big dogs and stop pissing with the puppies I can post the videos from your boat as mine blows by you our last in counter

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« **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:38:54 AM »

Quote from: matches909 on May 18, 2015, 02:30:30 AM

Get a real big block before you want to play with the big dogs and stop pissing with the puppies I can post the videos from your boat as mine blows by you our last in counter

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u have no idea how much i hate you!!!!! You pre-maddonna jet boat buyer!! Build ur own shit then come play!!! Till then ill just f#ck up ur craiglist boat on good water..,... results comming soon...

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« **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:46:58 AM »

Well let's get to the bottom of the topic the motors I built happen to blow up and they came in handy for anchors. Yeah I bought my boat from a guy who built it well with a real bbc instead of your juiced up small block that you call a big block. You will need a little more than two carbs to keep up with me why don't you pull those mopar parts out of your motor and put some real parts so at least your boat sounds healthy.

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« **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2015, 02:55:24 AM »

Ok..... point A... yes im a mopar fan!! Point B...mopar parts dont work in big block chevys.. u dumb f#ck!!! My lil bbc has plenty for your store bought jet son..

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« **Reply #32 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:02:42 AM »

How about we put a bet on it whoever loses has to wax the others boat??? I will even give you a head start off the line when you plane on the water I will hit the gas but that will actually be a challenge for me because you will be about 30ft. from the finish and I have to drive around you but I will bring my bottle of wax and fresh rags so you can get to work after the boats are out of the water but just remember that's 20ft of kicking your ass that you will have to wax sir so I hope your arms don't get tired fast but I'm sure you have plenty of practice from jerking off to a picture of the rooster tail off my boat. Again I will show you what it looks like in the picture below.

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« **Reply #33 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:11:10 AM »

Respectfully sent sir....i dont get my jollies off lookin at rooster tails...but i accept ur challenge and will drag my turd lil bbc to big river on sunday, cuz i never seem to have time to wax my boat,, it will be nice to see someone else do it for me!!!

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« **Reply #34 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:12:02 AM »

Saturday is qualify day. Now let's just see if you show up

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« **Reply #35 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:17:09 AM »

4 hour drive on sunday.. few munutes in the water to shut ur ass down!!! Ya im in!!

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« **Reply #36 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:22:30 AM »

I hope you have your shit right when you get there there is no test and tune time because by the time your balls are big enough to race you might be out of gas and no excuses it is what it is when its over best 2 out of 3 once up river once down river and just for everyone else's enjoyment I will post the videos from last lake trip that you sent me just so everyone has a little pre-game for what's going to happen at the big river RV park this weekend willing to accept side bets if there are any takers on this. Let me know

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« **Reply #37 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:28:55 AM »

You sumbitch!!! Ill be on deck n ready...hopefully....this shits gettin handled sunday.....son bring ur tissues ur gonna need them... ill be the yellow n white flatty... cant miss it f#cker!!!!!

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« **Reply #38 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:31:27 AM »

I can see that hideous thing on your profile after this weekend you might want to re paint that ugly ass thing so people don't recognize your sorry loser ass bring it puppy dog

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« **Reply #39 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:39:30 AM »

I got ur puppy dog f$cker!!! Bring ur turd ill be ready.... ill make sure to set my go pro up on my transom so u can have a nice look at ur dumb ass..

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« **Reply #40 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:45:35 AM »

The only only thing your go pro will have in the view is me sleeping at the line waiting for your banana boat to plane so I can have a challenge in the race. And after this is all said and done your ego will be the colors of my boat which is black and blue I will send you a picture of something you will never see again. That there is a picture of a fast boat you will never see one again in a race you slow sumabitch

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« **Reply #41 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:53:38 AM »

Well repectfully sent sir, i strongly disagree .. but ur confidence is amazing.. i hope u dont go home and kill yourself when u get raped by less inches and a heavy boat.... sucks to be you on sunday son.. keep ur head up tho..ull have a fast boat someday...

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« **Reply #42 on:** May 18, 2015, 03:57:57 AM »

Well now all I have to say is be ready for an ass whooping on Sunday so for now I'm going to leave it at this.

😭6 days until you have a broken heart because your boat is as fast as a canoe😭😭😭

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« **Reply #43 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:01:43 AM »

Well sir..i look forward to seeing your bruise on the water sunday..

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« **Reply #44 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:02:26 AM »

Just watch out for carb plugs

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« **Reply #45 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:04:49 AM »

F$ck you!!!! Shits on !!!!!

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« **Reply #46 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:07:58 AM »

After you lose I know a guy that has a real bbc for sale maybe your banana will be able to keep up after a 511 with a 100 shot in your boat so let me know after Sunday

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« **Reply #47 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:11:35 AM »

You will be first to know son!! Till then,, f#ck you... you'll see me sunday!!!

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« **Reply #48 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:12:18 AM »

Once you lose talk to jimpin and ask him how to build a fast boat

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« **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2015, 04:16:11 AM »

Respectfully sent again sir!!! I want no part of jimpen or rtcp's action..wayy out of my budget... but....., im f#ckin ur shit up sunday!!! Sir...

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