No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
 
I beg to differ because, there is:

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE."

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED!"

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...

"COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!!

Very well said!

In addition though, in searching for the "complete" woman, you can just give up and be "finished" with that.

Then she will always say she was "finished" looking anyway and just married the first "complete" ass she found.

At the same time, you can have a "complete" love life but she needs to be "finished" by someone else,,,,or vice-versa......

Lots of ways to decipher these things.......Like when she says "you just don't do it for me anymore" and you say, "yeah, I know, that's why I'm doing your sister"...........

Ray