Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: IRRebel on October 22, 2009, 07:33:37 PM
Title: War may be over
Post by: IRRebel on October 22, 2009, 07:33:37 PM
Got this today.
Help is on the Way!
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) (https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi673.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv95%2FIrrebel%2FRedneck.jpg&hash=30f268dadc89193599f5439ba91f30a65b270d2a)
These mostly Southern boys will be Dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3.. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
Title: Re: War may be over
Post by: GT Jets on October 22, 2009, 07:36:14 PM
ROFLMAO :thumbup:
GT
Hey wait, I know that dude! :o
Title: Re: War may be over
Post by: MADSKILLZ on October 22, 2009, 07:37:10 PM
lol too funny ;D
Title: Re: War may be over
Post by: 75 fantasy on October 22, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
well - now we know who bought riverdad's trailer!! :D
Title: Re: War may be over
Post by: Marcsrollin on October 22, 2009, 09:14:55 PM
You said the sporting goods counter at Walmart right?? >:D
[attachimg=#]
I AM ON MY WAY!!!!
Title: Re: War may be over
Post by: MADSKILLZ on October 22, 2009, 09:34:14 PM