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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Blue on August 06, 2007, 10:37:34 PM
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Just like it says what is your favorate movie line>?
Mine are
"English mother Fkr do you speak it??" From Pulp Fiction
2nd is
"Ahh his name is Rallphhh man" From CHeech and CHong
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Opening scene from super troopers...
College Boy 3: I'm freakin' out, man!
Rabbit: Yes, you are freaking out... man.
Thorny: Smell that, Rabbit?
Rabbit: *sniff sniff*... fear.
also not a line, but more of a scene....
Jay: [singing] F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, / Mother, mother f*ck, / Mother, mother f*ck, f*ck / Mother f*ck, mother f*ck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen #2: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: [singing] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what?
Teen #1: What the hell are you singing?
Jay: You don't know "Jungle Love?" That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-f*cking Time.
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" I can totaly fix it , My dad is a T.V repair man , he has a awesome set of tools"
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"I think you're going to need a bigger boat." Richard Dryfus in Jaws
and for the really old guys among us from the classic movie Mr. Roberts
"I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard, now what's this I hear about no movies tonight."
If you haven't seen it you have to track down a copy and check it out.
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Chrismas Vacation
"Shiter was full Clark"
Joe Dirt
You're saying you have no black cats,
Roman candles or screaming meemies?
Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers,
buzz bottles, snicker bombs...
...church burners, finger blasters, gut
busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?
No, I don't.
You're gonna stand there,
owning a fireworks stand...
...and say you have
no whistling bungholes...
...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits,
honkey lighters, Hüsker Düs and don'ts.
Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with
or without the scooter stick...
...or one single
whistling kitty-chaser?
No.
Because snakes and sparklers
are the only ones I like.
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From Talledega Nights
"In the imortal words of Col. Sanders, I'm to drunk to taste that chicken" Ricki Bobby
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just watched blazing saddles tonight....
"wheres all da white women at?!"
"ssskuze me while i whip this out"
"badges?! we dont need no stinkin badges!"
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"I picked the wrong day to quit smoking crack."
"Do we have clearance Clairence?"
"I picked the wrong day to quit marajauna."
"Roger Roger."
etc. etc. etc. ;D
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"All I haf , ees my baws , an my wor .
and I don break um for no one . "
In your best Tony Montana voice !
-beerjet-
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You're stewed buttwad, Im telling mom and dad everything, hell im even considering making up some shit!
YOURE OUT OF SHAPE AL, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
weird science
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Just one more,
YOU GOT TO BE A STUPID MOTHER F!@%ER TO GET FIRED ON YOUR DAY OFF!!
FRIDAY
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"but what about Bob?"
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Hey Brad...... Glad to see someone who can appreciate Clerks 2 for its pure comedic Genius
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that was my skull......i am so waisted ala spikoli