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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Marcsrollin on December 18, 2007, 03:26:09 PM

Title: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: Marcsrollin on December 18, 2007, 03:26:09 PM: Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this. Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks.

Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

THE RESULTS:

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

Drink : Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink : Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE

THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: FORKEDUP on December 18, 2007, 03:29:22 PM: to fuking funny ;D
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: rebel on December 19, 2007, 12:39:21 AM: PMSL... I got to pass that on to some friends... thanks Marc

-Rebel
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: jet boat performance on December 19, 2007, 08:39:43 PM: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid

Very funny shi*T LMAO Tom
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: Marcsrollin on December 20, 2007, 06:18:24 PM: Quote from: jet boat performance on December 19, 2007, 08:39:43 PM
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid

Very funny shi*T LMAO Tom

I know I drink domestic beer!! ;D
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: jet boat performance on December 20, 2007, 07:50:21 PM: Ha Ha me and Rhonda both dig the "cheap" Keystone lite !! T
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: jrork on December 20, 2007, 07:54:24 PM: Quote from: jet boat performance on December 20, 2007, 07:50:21 PM
Ha Ha me and Rhonda both dig the "cheap" Keystone lite !! T

Gag Tommy. Jan and me are into the Milwaukees Best Light...... Now that's a beer.
Title: Re: What does your drink say about you?
Post by: Hava Al on December 20, 2007, 07:57:16 PM: Brown Derby......oh yeahhhhhhhh :o