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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: IRRebel on September 04, 2015, 10:50:06 PM
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Mike (Rivertard) and I talked a bit tonight, and after a vote, we decided we needed a standard form when addressing "significant others" interrogations on our earlier, albeit, they weren't present, behavior.
It was unanimous, and I'll give you it was just the two of us........BUT............ and feel free to cut/copy/paste into Word, Office, whatever you have to save your ass and fill in the blanks. The important part is to MEMORIZE IT.......THIS is gonna come in handy........
"What happened was.................___________________ _____ asked me to help him _______________________ You know I'd do anything for you or a friend, even if it was your brother. So I show up with my __________________ and there's ______________ & _______________ .
Makes things easier than I thought going into this, I thought.
Not exactly. _____________________ drags out a ______________________ and things went awry from there. I, personally did not partake of the _________________ But the second hand ________________________ had its effect on me, and I apologize for even being around it.
I was dying of thirst so I opened what I thought was a _________________ and here it was a ___________________ only after I chugged it did I realize my mistake. Three times, in point of fact, how dumb am I? The ability to count was mute at this point.
I was recovering from that incident when I went back to ______________________'s truck to call you, left my phone there.
That's when I tripped on the kiddie pool. I didn't know it was full of ______________________ and naked women with cell phones who took pictures. Honest mistake. Those girls didn't have much of a sense of humour, really.
The Glitter came from the back seat of ___________________'s truck. His daughter/grand daughter (circle one) is into "Bedazzling" whatever the hell that is. Funny story, actually, he opens his window, glitter flew everywhere. Of course, due to earlier incidents, guess where the glitter stuck.
So to answer your question, No, I wasn't out drunken galavanting with bunch of strippers/hookers, there's your logical explanation of things................"
Hope this helps.....
Ray
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We go months and months without hearing from Ray and he posts this mess???? Wth Ray? You been hittin the bottle again🍻🍻. How ya doin brotha?
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Mike (Rivertard) and I talked a bit tonight, and after a vote, we decided we needed a standard form when addressing "significant others" interrogations on our earlier, albeit, they weren't present, behavior.
It was unanimous, and I'll give you it was just the two of us........BUT............ and feel free to cut/copy/paste into Word, Office, whatever you have to save your ass and fill in the blanks. The important part is to MEMORIZE IT.......THIS is gonna come in handy........
"What happened was.................___________________ _____ asked me to help him _______________________ You know I'd do anything for you or a friend, even if it was your brother. So I show up with my __________________ and there's ______________ & _______________ .
Makes things easier than I thought going into this, I thought.
Not exactly. _____________________ drags out a ______________________ and things went awry from there. I, personally did not partake of the _________________ But the second hand ________________________ had its effect on me, and I apologize for even being around it.
I was dying of thirst so I opened what I thought was a _________________ and here it was a ___________________ only after I chugged it did I realize my mistake. Three times, in point of fact, how dumb am I? The ability to count was mute at this point.
I was recovering from that incident when I went back to ______________________'s truck to call you, left my phone there.
That's when I tripped on the kiddie pool. I didn't know it was full of ______________________ and naked women with cell phones who took pictures. Honest mistake. Those girls didn't have much of a sense of humour, really.
The Glitter came from the back seat of ___________________'s truck. His daughter/grand daughter (circle one) is into "Bedazzling" whatever the hell that is. Funny story, actually, he opens his window, glitter flew everywhere. Of course, due to earlier incidents, guess where the glitter stuck.
So to answer your question, No, I wasn't out drunken galavanting with bunch of strippers/hookers, there's your logical explanation of things................"
Hope this helps.....
Ray
hey Ray hows it going :beer:
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Damn Ray!!!! Thought you fell off the face of the earth! Don't forget I have a hyd place diverted with your name on it.... Been collecting dust in my garage for, About 5 years...... Lol
Jason
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What happened was...
Hookers and Blow...
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Kind of early for such a strong drunk posting, but dang Ray. When you drunk post, you do it with imagination and humour.
Since when do rednecks spell humor with a British accent Ray? Regardless, its good to know you are alive. :thumbup:
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HA! Actually, wasn't as drunk as I'd like,
But it was a fun summation of the conversation. Twas probably closer than Renee would like, but however.
It started out as a "Ten Commandments fot Jet Bosts""
We sorta lost track on the stories of dousing the AVI bridge.................
RAy
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Need that diverter Jason! Tdawg and rivertard are bugginh the $shit out of me to get this Biesemeyer done!
Let me know the shipping costs!
To be honest with you, TDawg wants to video me sinking it with a blown 557 Ford.....I don't think anyone else is that earnest., but you know Tdawg...........
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How the hell you doing Ray? ;D
Dave