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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on February 03, 2009, 06:45:20 PM
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Why It's Important To Understand English
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so
I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying
to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated .
. .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get
two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it
change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
'Fluctuations' .
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too.'
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You are so right...an old Chinese guy and a Jewish guy getting drunk and arguing with each other. The Jewish guy tells the Chinese guy that he will never forgive the Chinese for bombing Pearl Harbor, to which the Chinese guy says, "it was the Japanese that bombed pearl harbor, not Chinese". "Japanese, Chinese they are all the same" says the old jewish guy...
after they both take a drink the Chinese guy says the he will never forgive the Jews for sinking the Titanic. The Jewish guys looks dumbfounded and says the Titanic was sunk buy an iceberg!!! The Chinese guy yells out, "Iceberg, Goldberg they all same"
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That's the funny sh't I heard all day thanks guys :D
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An older Chinese man goes to the optimoligist to have an eye exam done because he has been having some difficulty seeing, after the exam the doctor comes out of the office after looking over the results and tell the old man he has some bad news, "It seems your problem is you have a cadirac", the Chinese man pauses for a bit and says "that impossible, I have no cadirac", the doctor patiently states again that his seeing issues stem from cadiracs, the Chinese man, insistant this time says "no! no! no!, I tell you impossible!....I drive a Rincoln Continenter!!!"
Sorry, much funnier after three or four frosty adult beverages.... ;D
GT
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We have that problem here in this country as well with Ebonics!
Pontiac!
Joe
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idonnostan ;D
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Seen these, speaking of which.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ly6FrHK8ck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ly6FrHK8ck)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT86iWiH2mI&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT86iWiH2mI&feature=related)
Ray