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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Ralph Brunt on July 30, 2008, 01:45:57 PM
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> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
> the lion's cage.
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> Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
> pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of h er screaming
> parents.
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> The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
> with a punch square on the nose with a powerful punch.
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> Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
> and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
> endlessly.
> ;
> A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.
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> The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most
> gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.'
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> The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
> bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I should.'
> The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm
> a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper
> will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a
> living and what political affiliation are you?''
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> The biker replies, 'I'm a United States Marine and a Republican.'
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> The journalist leaves.
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> The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
> indeed brings news o f his actions, and reads, on front page:
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> U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
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kinda funny.
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its a jab at the NY times....they like to stretch the truth and make up BS.
i dont know shit about it, but i think i remember someone telling me they get sued often for this. they are only a small step above a tabloid.
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That sounds about right. LMAO
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I am suprised it dident end with animal abuse!