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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: bakertunnel on February 11, 2007, 07:57:35 AM

Title: breaking news!
Post by: bakertunnel on February 11, 2007, 07:57:35 AM
roomer is that warlock is trying to adapt an outbroad to his 67 nova only problem is that he can't figure out a way to shut the hood with that big dildo looking up at the sky. he say s it'll run 11's :o
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 10:12:52 AM
roomer is that warlock is trying to adapt an outbroad to his 67 nova only problem is that he can't figure out a way to shut the hood with that big dildo looking up at the sky. he say s it'll run 11's :o
Actually Bakerboy you would make the perfect outBROAD sitting on a dildo looking up at the sky on the hood of my 67! ;) I'd post a pic but Goad would probably be forced to blackhole it.....Oh yea! Forgot ta' tell ya' I saw yer mom and she wanted me to post this picture of her....  O0
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: bakertunnel on February 11, 2007, 10:26:26 AM
dam warlock your sick o iwas just leting everone know how much you love an outbroad
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 10:30:14 AM
dam warlock your sick o iwas just leting everone know how much you love an outbroad
OK...say OUTBOARD instead of OUTBROAD and you will be forgiven'!!! No whinning in the WARZONE BakerBoy!!!
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 11, 2007, 11:36:08 AM
if ya cant take the heat, stay outta the kitchen!
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 11:38:07 AM
if ya cant take the heat, stay outta the kitchen!
I couldn't have said it better myself Goad.....Being BakerBoy you'd think he'd be at home in the kitchen bitchin'... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 11, 2007, 11:40:15 AM
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Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 11:49:11 AM
Nice work Goad! ;) That is some goad...errr...good shit right there! ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 12:59:54 PM
Warlock and his cousin Chuck wre surprised their new outboard didn't scare the fish away!  8)
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 01:16:23 PM
Warlock and his cousin Chuck wre surprised their new outboard didn't scare the fish away!  8)
Here we have HotROD on the left and Bakerboy enjoying some quality time together during spring break! :o :o :o
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 01:20:52 PM
Is that your left or my left 'cause when I raise my left hand I hit yer right ear so I'm confused...
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 01:25:41 PM
Is that your left or my left 'cause when I raise my left hand I hit yer right ear so I'm confused...
Uhhh...like....good one Mr. Manboobs... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 01:31:43 PM
... just keep doing what your doing, your throat will know when I'm done...
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 01:37:19 PM
... just keep doing what your doing, your throat will know when I'm done...
Laughing? ;D Yer right...my throat is getting soar from laughing. ;D ;D
Have you ever gotten a ticket for flashing yer Moobs at the sand bar??
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 01:57:51 PM
Yeah I know, I can feel your laughing... I thought you were gagging though...
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 02:06:49 PM
Yeah I know, I can feel your laughing... I thought you were gagging though...
Ohhhhh....There ya' go with that Tit...errr...Wit again! ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 02:23:36 PM
(you've done that one already) ... it must be hard for you to talk with your mouth full...
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 02:32:29 PM
(you've done that one already) ... it must be hard for you to talk with your mouth full...
(you've done that one already) It must be hard for yer boyfriend to talk with yer tits in his mouth....
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 02:43:00 PM
I heard that ignorance was bliss... from your last post I've decided it's true.

Warlock in bliss.

Would you name you daughter Easy?
Would you name your son Coward?
Then why in the hell would you name yourself Warlock without first seeing what in the hell it means?

I gotta go for today, I'm putting in the shower doors now...
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 02:45:56 PM
Uhhhhh......Warlock is the kinda boat I have there smart guy.... ::)
Congratulations!   You are officially the lamest shit talker on the board.......
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 02:51:33 PM
Now go find a Jose off of Craigslist to fix the dent in yer truck... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: bakertunnel on February 11, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
it's bakertunnel warlock you should know your always looking at the back of my boat
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Quickjet on February 11, 2007, 03:46:03 PM
Damn you guys are good. I have tears from those pics. Well done!!! :D :D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 11, 2007, 04:23:56 PM
Damn you guys are good. I have tears from those pics. Well done!!! :D :D
As my favorite Q-Jet quote goes....."Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week." ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 11, 2007, 07:27:14 PM
... as well as I will be here all week...

That explains it all, Warlock is not your username its the type of boat you have...

Freakin' bliss!
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 12, 2007, 09:31:23 AM
Uhhhh......yea....something like that....
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 12, 2007, 02:39:37 PM
You don't know the difference between your boats manufacturer and your SoCalJetBoats username?

You're stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and a racist. You might want to look those words up in your dictionary or do a google search before you reply...

Come to think of it, I have no beef with you whatsoever, Warlock is a prefect username for you considering what it means.

I bet you don't even have a boat. The only pic you've posted of a boat is the back end of one with a dildo hanging off of it. Wait a minute, I think I'm on to something, you've posted a pic of a dildo on the back of a boat, a pic of a couple of freakish looking homo's, that's it!

Warlock, just come out of the closet and you'll feel better about yourself.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 12, 2007, 03:00:34 PM
after some research....I can only find 2 defintions for the term 'warlock'.

One debates it as a name you would call a 'male witch'

the other says its an old english term for a 'oath breaker' or 'truth bender'

either way....chill out guys....no more hostility.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 12, 2007, 08:21:52 PM


either way....chill out guys....no more hostility.
Thats right guys , if you cant handle my enormous , vein laden , aching , throbbing pole of man chicken . Back the fock up . ;D  ;D  ;D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 12, 2007, 09:56:31 PM
Thats right guys , if you cant handle my enormous , vein laden , aching , throbbing pole of man chicken . Back the fock up . ;D  ;D  ;D

-beerjet-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said man chicken!
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 12, 2007, 09:57:35 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he said man chicken!
How about Yogurt slinger.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 12, 2007, 10:00:47 PM
How about Yogurt slinger.

-beerjet-

I like man chicken better.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Quickjet on February 13, 2007, 08:39:00 AM


Can't we all just get along!?
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.npr.org%2Fprograms%2Fnewsnotes%2Ffeatures%2F2006%2Fmar%2Fking%2Fblurb200.jpg&hash=841310cc79319d0822eae6065842afc8a90c4edd)
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 13, 2007, 06:45:08 PM

Can't we all just get along!?
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.npr.org%2Fprograms%2Fnewsnotes%2Ffeatures%2F2006%2Fmar%2Fking%2Fblurb200.jpg&hash=841310cc79319d0822eae6065842afc8a90c4edd)
We'll all get alone just fine as soon as all of you numb nuts realize I'm the one with the big walkin stick and you girls are supposed to keep it polished .  ;D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Quickjet on February 13, 2007, 08:37:37 PM
We'll all get alone just fine as soon as all of you numb nuts realize I'm the one with the big walkin stick and you girls are supposed to keep it polished .  ;D

-beerjet-
See, it's that prison inmate mentality that has you confused on boys and gorls and what parts go where. You are on the outside now where men mate with women.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 14, 2007, 09:03:30 PM
See, it's that prison inmate mentality that has you confused on boys and gorls and what parts go where. You are on the outside now where men mate with women.
Soooo....    Does this mean I have to get rid of my prison tats .
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc290%2Fbeerjet%2Fimage0011.jpg&hash=803a5c57cc07ac8b6f326f2f88168d04163a08ab)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 11:14:36 AM
You don't know the difference between your boats manufacturer and your SoCalJetBoats username?

You're stupid, ignorant, arrogant, and a racist. You might want to look those words up in your dictionary or do a google search before you reply...

Come to think of it, I have no beef with you whatsoever, Warlock is a prefect username for you considering what it means.

I bet you don't even have a boat. The only pic you've posted of a boat is the back end of one with a dildo hanging off of it. Wait a minute, I think I'm on to something, you've posted a pic of a dildo on the back of a boat, a pic of a couple of freakish looking homo's, that's it!

Warlock, just come out of the closet and you'll feel better about yourself.
Here's a link that can help ya' out with the head gasket ya' just blew... http://www.headgasket.com/...  ;D
I may be stupid....but ignorant?! That is going just a little to far.....  ???
And as far as me a racist!?  How come Mexico doesn't have a good track team?? Anyone who can run jump err swim is already across the boarder!  :D Nice pic of the O0 Q-Jet.
Welcome to the Warzone where politcally and correct are never alowed in the same sentence!!! >:D

So fellow SoCalers....When and where is the SoCalOutboard...err...Jetboat Regatta so we can wash all this talk down with copious amounts of beer???
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 15, 2007, 11:22:49 AM
this weekend.

bring it.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 11:38:07 AM
Bring what Goad....a sweater? ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 15, 2007, 11:41:23 AM
sure, if thats your style.

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Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 12:19:24 PM
sure, if thats your style.
This is more my style... :o
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 15, 2007, 12:38:57 PM
Here you go, you can have the best combination of your fantasy world.
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 12:53:16 PM
Good one.... ::) Wish I had three hands so I could give it 3 thumbs down... :D
Ohhh yea...maybe you should call the baddest asses our military has and tell 'em whatcha think of their name... ;D
http://www.campbell.army.mil/2101avn/d_co_warlocks.htm
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 15, 2007, 02:19:22 PM
"... Ohhh yea...maybe you should call the baddest asses our military has and tell 'em whatcha think of their name..."

Which I'm sure you were never a part of.  ;)
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 02:34:37 PM
Would you name you daughter Easy?
Would you name your son Coward?
Then why in the hell would you name yourself Warlock without first seeing what in the hell it means?
What were the airbourne thinking?!  ;)
Now they we all agree I was right we can all go home now... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 15, 2007, 02:47:29 PM
What were they thinking?!  ;)
Now they we all agree I was right we can all go home now... ;D

What in the hell did you just say?  ???
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 15, 2007, 02:49:08 PM
What in the hell did you just say?  ???

you got me...  ???
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 15, 2007, 03:02:57 PM
I got Goad ???
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 15, 2007, 11:11:33 PM
I got you all on all fours so dont squeel when you get perforated  :o  :'(  :'(

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 16, 2007, 08:15:57 AM
Beerjet going in for the kill!
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 16, 2007, 11:15:39 PM
Pulling some pics from your personal photos.
 :-\
-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 17, 2007, 08:02:04 AM
From yer family reunion[attachimg=#]... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 17, 2007, 08:34:15 AM
From yer family reunion (Attachment Link) ... ;D
Everyone knows that mexicans aren't dumb enough to move that far south.  ;D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 17, 2007, 08:36:04 AM
Everyone knows that mexicans aren't dumb enough to move that far south.  ;D

-beerjet-
Ya' know ya' gotta point... ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 17, 2007, 08:38:08 AM
Another thing is that we wont eat it if it can kill us . We'll only eat it if we can ride it.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 17, 2007, 08:47:32 AM
Breakfast at the "Y"? ;D
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 17, 2007, 08:50:36 AM
from-unda cheese and all !  :P

-beerjet-
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: Warlock on February 17, 2007, 09:01:17 AM
Caso Fundio? :P
Title: Re: breaking news!
Post by: beerjet on February 17, 2007, 09:22:12 AM
Caso Fundio? :P
Your makin my mouth water .

-beerjet-
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