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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: bad ass ford on April 26, 2007, 10:00:51 AM

Title: circle jerks
Post by: bad ass ford on April 26, 2007, 10:00:51 AM
so whats the deal cause we dont run our boats in a circle we dont get a sticker thats b.s.!!!!!!!! ???
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 26, 2007, 10:10:41 AM
dude u wouldnt want one of those stickers anyways it will make your boat just as slow ass theirs :D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 26, 2007, 10:10:41 AM
whaa whaa whaa  :'(

I broke my mail merge database in outlook so I cant print out the envelopes. I am a few months behind on sending out stickers.

I will see if I can get it fixed today.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 26, 2007, 10:19:55 AM
weird, it fixed itself.  ???

I will print them out when i get home and mail them out tomorrow.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 26, 2007, 12:27:32 PM
so whats the deal cause we dont run our boats in a circle we dont get a sticker thats b.s.!!!!!!!! ???
how can you call a free sticker b.s. just because you didnt get it when you want it?
it takes a lot to get 3 boats and 20 people organized at an event. just chill out you will get the FREE stickers when things get back on track.
ralph
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: HDriderTH on April 26, 2007, 04:50:15 PM
They were handed out at Parker, shoulda been there. Come to Mead, I'll give ya one.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: hotrod56cars on April 26, 2007, 06:44:00 PM
They were handed out at Parker, shoulda been there. Come to Mead, I'll give ya one.


There were a couple of really good replies to this thread, but the above reply is my favorite one.   ;)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Tom949 on April 27, 2007, 10:31:01 AM
how can you call a free sticker b.s. just because you didnt get it when you want it?
it takes a lot to get 3 boats and 20 people organized at an event. just chill out you will get the FREE stickers when things get back on track.
ralph

Screw FREE, hit the damn donate button and cough up some cash for your stickers.  I know it isn't free for Brad to run this site!
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 27, 2007, 11:03:01 AM
or buy a nice one!

http://store.socaljetboats.com/

Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: bad ass ford on April 27, 2007, 11:44:35 AM
i am not trying to piss anyone off here but i didnt ask brad to advertise free stickers im just saying if we were part of the circle boat crowd we might have seen them a little faster. soory if i get board going in a circle ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 27, 2007, 11:55:21 AM
if you think it's boring i'll put another seat in mine and give you a ride in 2-3 foot chop, then we will see if you still think it's boring. but you will have to have all the same safety equiptment as i have.
hey but to each his own, you didnt piss me off i'm just asking you to be a little understanding of the past month or so.
ralph
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 12:31:02 PM
hey baf u really pissed on their parade :D u should take a ride in the pink boat ill loan u my safty gear but all u really would need for one of those circle boats is a towel to wipe up the tears for how slow they go :D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 27, 2007, 12:59:12 PM
yeah cause you know it only does 80
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 01:10:16 PM
youll need to gain about another 22 mph to keep up
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 27, 2007, 01:15:32 PM
faf, i hear a lotta talk.....but no bite.

lets see what you can do.

ps - moving this to the warzone.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 27, 2007, 01:16:24 PM
yeah we know its slow, i tell you what i'll race you in the 1/4 if you race me in a circle.
but wait there are two 1/4's in the circle so lets do it lol
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 06:45:50 PM
all right be in blythe the week of the 19 th  the challenger used to be a circle boat until i saved it and turned it in to a 1/4 mile boat do u want to run for $ other wise it s not worth putting time on the boat say 500 cash if u can hang be their if not shhhh ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 06:51:48 PM
oh by the way the 102 mph it ran last year was with two coolers and full tanks and my old lady so lets say youll need to gain about another 10 mph to keep up so even if  u beet me in the corners ill still pull u in the straights  :'(
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 27, 2007, 07:29:40 PM
ok you win. i'll concede anyone who takes their ol'lady to 102mph in a boat such as ours has got me sceered for my own safety.  ;D
let me answer your bet, you come out to our next race and you got a bet. i wont even try to go that fast without a safety crew to pull my arse and boat out of the water. whatcha say???
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 08:19:52 PM
yeah it wasnt a good weekend we were at a sand bar had a few to drink stupid then found a race for 200 bucks he said his boat ran 92 we ran but had the old lady with  she smaked the shit out of me and i deserved  it that wont happen agian ill think about racing the boat i have the safety gear and the boat is set up to run ihba does it need anything else to run your class and i want the 500 in cash          LOVE FAF ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 27, 2007, 08:31:34 PM
i wouldnt think it would be more than the ihba but i dont know. hey if it takes you losin 500 to come out and race i'm down. you wouldnt want to race in our class its about driving cause we got that 80.9 speed limit. but hey its the best fun ive had yet, especially cause im running the oddball, the ford ;)

i been thinking about trying that drag race thing since there are only 4 races a year for us. what does it take to get into it.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 27, 2007, 09:03:36 PM
hey i know all about running the odd ball everybody told me the bbf would never see anything above 5500 rpm until it passes them screaming at 7200 we run the river racer class  there is no money to win unless u bet the guy your runnen but the only thing  is he could be running a blown hydro  :o they race at ming all the time it cost a 100 bucks to run and a 100 to become a member of ihba lets go will kick the sheait out of those cheby guys :D the next race is the weekend of the 19th but ill be in blythe making some side cash to pay for the trip :D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: HDriderTH on April 28, 2007, 08:25:41 AM
all right be in blythe the week of the 19 th  the challenger used to be a circle boat until i saved it and turned it in to a 1/4 mile boat do u want to run for $ other wise it s not worth putting time on the boat say 500 cash if u can hang be their if not shhhh ;D

$500.......1/4 mile.............Hmmmmmmmmm...    I could use 500 bux
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: beerjet on April 28, 2007, 08:31:03 AM
$500.......1/4 mile.............Hmmmmmmmmm...    I could use 500 bux
You probably wont even need second gear HD . :D

-beerjet-
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 28, 2007, 08:32:44 AM
$500.......1/4 mile.............Hmmmmmmmmm...    I could use 500 bux
there you go  FAF, if you got um you better use um :o
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: HDriderTH on April 28, 2007, 08:50:26 AM
 I was gonna say, "Ralph, I got yer dragboat ready for ya!" and just let him show up w/ this thing. You can use it if ya wanna Ralph.

Circle racing is just a series of drag races, unless you are like Omar and throw a little offroad in there.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 28, 2007, 09:59:56 AM
just wondering why a blown boat has two carbs  when u know that 8;1 motor is way over carbed what pulleys are u running ?what size blower?  oh and by the way HD the 102 was with only a 250 shot of nos  it can handle another 250 on top of it  be in blythe  like a said  ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: hotrod56cars on April 28, 2007, 10:08:05 AM
... Circle racing is just a series of drag races, unless you are like Omar and throw a little offroad in there.

LMFAO!   ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: HDriderTH on April 28, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
just wondering why a blown boat has two carbs  when u know that 8;1 motor is way over carbed what pulleys are u running ?what size blower?  oh and by the way HD the 102 was with only a 250 shot of nos  it can handle another 250 on top of it  be in blythe  like a said  ;D

It has two Domminaters on a Mike Kuel 671. It's only over carbed if you dont have the air to go w/ it, thats what the stuffer is for. What you're doing is making the air smaller to get more in there, thats why they call it the "squeeze". The more air/fuel you get thru the motor the more power. I dont know the ratio yet, the top pully is a 40. I just dig the looks and sounds of the blower, have one on my car too, '56 chevy. Would love to hook up w/ you in Blythe, met a few guys in Parker, had a great time. We're trying to put together a Mead trip too. I'm thinking of an EFI system w/ a BDS birdcatcher. I have a friend w/ a '40 willys w/ a blown Hemi, 16 injecters...pic too big.

Good morning Rod......702 374-8108
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 28, 2007, 11:41:11 AM
just razen yeah ;) boat looks awsome is it 40 over or 40 under that makes all the diff used to run alcohol funny cars back in the day then went to top fuel hydros for a while i dig the blown boats but only  a few people out there no the true potential they have, if u go to racerjunk.com they have all kinds of hats elec or mech  i prefer the mech  in a boat to many things to go wrong the other way if your driving the blower at 40 over then your making a shit load of power those two dominators are holding u back also if u run it on alcohol u can run 30% nitro with out portnozzles to help cool we would do that at some of the match races  it would pick up about another 25 to 30 mph but the down fall of the alcohol is at the end of each day you have to clean out your fuel system with gas so not to gel would love to hook and do some floating and bullshiting ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: HDriderTH on April 28, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
You got it brother! Counted the lower pulley, it's 10% overdriven. Just drained the oil, washed the hull out. Gotta get a gas filter/gas, run the valves, check the floatbowls (it hasnt been run inna while) run a comp. check and light it.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Ralph Brunt on April 28, 2007, 07:24:20 PM
so what happend to the race ::)
faf take the nitrous off and make real power   bottle baby  lmfao
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 12:00:05 AM
no prob it still runs in the 90s with out nos so bring the pink boat and will run motor to motor for the blown b0ats its a 250 shot and thats all she wrote so if you got 500 to lose bring other shshshshsh
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 01:39:36 AM
I got a Cheby that is just waiting to get it's ass handed to it by a Ford. Been waiting along time too. I'm down for some street racing, er I mean lake racing.
Gotta  low compression 402 with two 750 Doms and a hydrolic roller.
Fun little ski boat.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 10:40:03 AM
two 750 dominators oh thats more than i got mine is only a 1350 BG   that motor must make serius? power to have two baby doms  ;)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 11:44:08 AM
two 750 dominators oh thats more than i got mine is only a 1350 BG   that motor must make serius? power to have two baby doms  ;)
I did it for show. Figured everyone else is running them why can't I.  :)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 29, 2007, 11:56:54 AM
I just put 80 stickers in the box to go out with tomorrows mail to pipe down some of these complainers  ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 11:59:28 AM
sweet  :D  if u go to streetfire.com and type in river u will see some of the action in blythe and also type in boats and exsplosives and youll c some fast ass fords in blythe ill be pimpin the sticks in blythe baby thanks ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: hotrod56cars on April 29, 2007, 12:38:09 PM
I got a Cheby that is just waiting to get it's ass handed to it by a Ford. Been waiting along time too. I'm down for some street racing, er I mean lake racing.
Gotta  low compression 402 with two 750 Doms and a hydrolic roller.
Fun little ski boat.

nice,   ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 03:20:19 PM
sweet  :D  if u go to streetfire.com and type in river u will see some of the action in blythe and also type in boats and exsplosives and youll c some fast ass fords in blythe ill be pimpin the sticks in blythe baby thanks ;D
I'm begining to think (actually reaffirming) that there are no fast Fords on the river. I typed in both "River' and "Boats and explosives" on three different searches and found nothing.
What gives??
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 04:20:23 PM
type in river racing sorry my bad its the one with the two boats on the avatar ;)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 06:22:57 PM
type in river racing sorry my bad its the one with the two boats on the avatar ;)
Still nothing. How about you just like us to the page dirrectly instead of going through the Streetfire.com deal that leads us nowhere.  ;)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: hotrod56cars on April 29, 2007, 07:09:35 PM
Still nothing. How about you just like us to the page dirrectly instead of going through the Streetfire.com deal that leads us nowhere.  ;)

I think he already does like us but you're probably asking for a link.   ;)   ;D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 07:59:29 PM
thats weird i can go right to it  ??? i dont know how to do the video link if u know how tell me and ill see what i can do :)
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: jamesgib on April 29, 2007, 09:17:01 PM
I think he means streetfire.net
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 09:24:51 PM
yeah thats it sorry guys one to many vodkas and monsters :D
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 09:51:31 PM
Ok, www.streetfire.net worked. Looks like Starkweather was the big winner. that boat hauls ass. The others did too.
This should link to the vid.
http://videos.streetfire.net/search/river+racing/0/bb4934b6-444e-4514-856a-f01bf3f9e7e5.htm
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 09:56:33 PM
yeah it hauls thats what happens in blythe all the time  the fastest is whitey  its a blown jet on alcohol  the boat used to belong to bob teague  not even shoes vdrive can keep up  but u better bring a grand or more or he wont put out the stogy  :D 
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 10:25:09 PM
yeah it hauls thats what happens in blythe all the time  the fastest is whitey  its a blown jet on alcohol  the boat used to belong to bob teague  not even shoes vdrive can keep up  but u better bring a grand or more or he wont put out the stogy  :D 
Who is "shoes' and what v-drive does he have? How quick is Whitey E.T. wise.
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 29, 2007, 10:41:44 PM
shoemaker he runs up at aha quin  all the time but now and then comes to blythe he runs a kurtis kraft i think  whity no one knows how fast it is but he hasent been beat in the last 3 years   the boat has to run well over 150 becouse shoes vdrive runs in that range  so go figure :o
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Quickjet on April 29, 2007, 10:49:44 PM
shoemaker he runs up at aha quin  all the time but now and then comes to blythe he runs a kurtis kraft i think  whity no one knows how fast it is but he hasent been beat in the last 3 years   the boat has to run well over 150 becouse shoes vdrive runs in that range  so go figure :o
  :o Way outta my league. That turns me into a spectater real quick like
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Forkin Beautiful on April 30, 2007, 10:34:56 AM
shoemaker he runs up at aha quin  all the time but now and then comes to blythe he runs a kurtis kraft i think  whity no one knows how fast it is but he hasent been beat in the last 3 years   the boat has to run well over 150 becouse shoes vdrive runs in that range  so go figure :o

Does shoe run a hydro?
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 30, 2007, 10:41:32 AM
the one he showed up with was  it was a kurtis kraft i believe
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: Forkin Beautiful on April 30, 2007, 10:46:57 AM
the one he showed up with was  it was a kurtis kraft i believe

Years back he raced a hydro in IHBA. It was a mix of reds pinks and purples. I think he ran 160+. :o
Title: Re: circle jerks
Post by: fast ass ford on April 30, 2007, 10:49:51 AM
yeah he said this won ran around the 150 mrk still not fast enough to keep up with whitey
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