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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Ralph Brunt on February 14, 2009, 07:48:04 PM

Title: dad at the mall
Post by: Ralph Brunt on February 14, 2009, 07:48:04 PM

Dad at the MallI took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to EAT at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: koyota93 on February 14, 2009, 07:52:41 PM

LMAO, great response.

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: BOOST on February 14, 2009, 07:58:20 PM

Glad to of met your old man,your Pop rocks,I bet he keeps you on your toes.

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: flytime on February 14, 2009, 07:59:48 PM

Leave it to pops. :D Way to go. Glad to see he is doing well.

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: 2savage4you on February 14, 2009, 08:01:22 PM

I wasn't expecting that,  thats just hilariouse :D

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: GT Jets on February 14, 2009, 08:10:26 PM

That rocks!

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: IRRebel on February 14, 2009, 11:15:07 PM

Spewed beer, AWESOME! Did NOT expect that!!!! Your Pop sounds like a fun guy! gotta have a sense of humour in life! Outstanding!

Ray

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: LBsuperjet on February 15, 2009, 01:55:22 AM

call me dumb(and yes im drunk right now) but i wouldn't be suprised if that actually happened...shit!

Reid

Title: Re: dad at the mall
Post by: Ralph Brunt on February 15, 2009, 05:06:07 AM

sorry guys not my pop, copied from another site. but still good