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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: beerjet on August 16, 2007, 09:37:08 PM

Title: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: beerjet on August 16, 2007, 09:37:08 PM

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN
* 40-ish.................................49
* Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
* Athletic............................... .No breasts.
* Average looking..................Moooo.
* Beautiful.............................. Pathological liar.
* Emotionally Secure.............On medication.
* Feminist............................... Fat.
* Free Spirit...........................Junkie .
* Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
* New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
* Old-fashioned......................No B.J.'s
* Open-minded.......................Desperate.
* Outgoing..............................L oud and embarrassing.
* Professional.........................Bi tch.
* Voluptuous...........................Ve ry fat.
* Large frame..........................Hugely fat.
* Want s soul mate..................Stalker.
* Yes.................................... ..No
* No..................................... ..Yes
* Maybe.................................N o
* We need..............................I want
* I am sorry............................You'll be sorry
* We need to talk...................You're in trouble
* Sure, go ahead....................You better not
* Do what you want................You will pay for this later
* I am not upset.......................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
* You're attentive tonight.........Is sex all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN
* I am hungry................................. .I am hungry
* I am sleepy................................. ..I am sleepy
* I am tired.................................. ....I am tired
* Nice dress.................................. .Nice cleavage! or BOOOBIES!!!!!
* I love you................ ...... ................Let's have sex now
* I am bored.................................. ..Do you want to have sex?
* May I have this dance?.................I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
* Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
* Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
* I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......I'm gay.

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: flytime on August 16, 2007, 09:40:12 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: Marcsrollin on August 16, 2007, 09:41:53 PM

Oh so true!!

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: crewchief22 on August 16, 2007, 11:07:09 PM

Funny  ;D

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: Blue on August 16, 2007, 11:22:15 PM

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......I'm gay.

Omar I told U those loafers didnt match that cardigan sweater...... ::)

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: beerjet on August 17, 2007, 09:58:19 PM

Quote from: Blue on August 16, 2007, 11:22:15 PM

I don't think those shoes go with that outfit.......I'm gay.

Omar I told U those loafers didnt match that cardigan sweater...... ::)

I know but I'm a free spirit like that .

-beerjet-

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: FORKEDUP on August 20, 2007, 11:12:16 AM

lmfao

Title: Re: Decoding Men and women !
Post by: UNDONE on August 21, 2007, 02:40:45 PM

hit that nail on the head.