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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Ralph Brunt on December 21, 2010, 05:11:34 PM

Title: dual exhaust
Post by: Ralph Brunt on December 21, 2010, 05:11:34 PM

little boy and a little girl, both about six years old, were
playing in the sandbox.

Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand
between his legs to shift.

The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter. "How'd you
do that," she asks.

"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted

"Can I try it," she asks?

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

She concentrates as she strains and grunts.

Suddenly, there's a huge explosion, the sides of the sandbox
fly off, all the sand flies out, and the little boy is thrown 20
feet, landing up against a tree.

He groggily gets to his feet, runs back to where the little
girl is.

He finds her laying on the ground, out cold, flat on her back,
spread eagle.

Curiously, he lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly
exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust."

Title: Re: dual exhaust
Post by: MADSKILLZ on December 21, 2010, 05:33:28 PM

LMAO Good one  :thumbup:

Title: Re: dual exhaust
Post by: 76NORDIC on December 21, 2010, 07:28:57 PM

LMAO Ralph,  :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Post by: GreatLakes Jet on December 21, 2010, 08:39:21 PM

LMAO good one :thumbup:

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Post by: Sangersquirt on December 21, 2010, 11:09:51 PM

WOW!  i love it,  permision to use it innthe future??

Title: Re: dual exhaust
Post by: Nick on December 22, 2010, 08:06:17 AM

Good one Ralph!

Title: Re: dual exhaust
Post by: 77GT on December 22, 2010, 02:21:52 PM

Great one.

Its been a while since I laughed so hard.