SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Brad @ SCJB on March 27, 2007, 02:04:33 PM

Title: Enzo Crash
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on March 27, 2007, 02:04:33 PM
I know you all have heard about it....but have you seen it?

this idiot (eddie griffin) smashes up a $1.5mil enzo durring a movie promo.....the car belongs to the movies producer...

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Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Marcsrollin on March 27, 2007, 02:16:38 PM
If that was my car I would follow the ambulance to the hospital and break my foot off in his ass!!! And then slap him mom!!
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 02:43:53 PM
he must have thought he was being chased by duh 5.0 O0
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Marcsrollin on March 27, 2007, 02:53:41 PM
he must have thought he was being chased by duh 5.0 O0
LMAO  O0
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: jbwrodeo on March 27, 2007, 03:01:18 PM
See what happens when you put an actor behind the wheel of a race car!

Guess someone should have told him the very basics of driving a race car! You break before the turn not
in the turn...... What a dumb fu&k.

Here is another fine example of actors with more money then grey matter between their ears.
Paul Newman crashed 6 race cars before the SCAA yanked his license along with his
stupid ass off the track.  





 
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 03:13:22 PM
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Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: jbwrodeo on March 27, 2007, 03:27:52 PM
Why do i feel as though that remard was directed towards me?

Either way it's still funny...
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 03:33:25 PM
haha :D not to u but funneir that sh!t  i will be in vegas the first weeked of june lets party >:D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: hotrod56cars on March 27, 2007, 06:15:18 PM
LMFAO   ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: jbwrodeo on March 27, 2007, 06:36:22 PM
I'm game....

Speaking of vegas we need a jet boat get together this summer at mead or maybe laughlin.
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 06:39:46 PM
i posted a new thread  for a regatta somewhere but no one has replied i guess becouse it doesnt have anything to do with circles :D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 06:55:52 PM
that thing corners like fast ass fords boat. lmfao >:D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on March 27, 2007, 06:59:06 PM
that thing corners like fast ass fords boat. lmfao >:D

I liked it before you edited it! hahahahaha
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 07:01:34 PM
your quick
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on March 27, 2007, 07:03:26 PM
your quick

thats not what she said  >:D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 07:09:00 PM
you young bucks are all 2 pumps and a squirt
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 07:38:03 PM
 no reason to turn unless i forgot to see what the boat that i just beet looked like   :D I think it was pink ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 07:40:50 PM
you know its really not that bad getting beat by a *** in a pink boat just ask jim
ROTFLMAO
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 07:42:44 PM
BADASS :D it takes big balls to  run a pink hot rod >:D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 07:46:13 PM
you just gotta be fast
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
do u have a pink race suit as well  :o
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 27, 2007, 07:49:50 PM
now that's not a bad idea 8)
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: h2oicon on March 27, 2007, 07:53:04 PM
Brad, lets hire this griffin character to do a commerical for so cal jet boats and he takes beerjets boat for the commercial around the lake and runs the thing full bore onto the beach. would that be funny also  in a pink suit O0
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 08:02:29 PM
do u need me or ralph to pull it so it will make onto the beach with some speed :D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: h2oicon on March 27, 2007, 08:14:27 PM
fastassford man, i will need help locating the guy on the 10 speed bike from the racing pic if he is not to be found you will have to step in but i dont think his boat has seen speeds that you guys are capable of doing. we may need a stunt man in place of you guys, screw griffin ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 08:19:03 PM
the guy on the 10 speed is the fall guy from the 80s tv show hes in a local retirment home but im sure he can do it   :D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: h2oicon on March 27, 2007, 08:51:42 PM
fastassford, the guy on the 10 speed is the son of the old man from LAUGH IN (old ass tv show) at the end of that show he crashes the bike at the end of the show. remember that and invite both to the regatta oh and have griffin come too O0
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 08:56:32 PM
or we could get the man  Hooper   O0 remember Burt renolds when they jumped the camaro with the rocket we could put a rocket on beerjets boat  and it might make the beach ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: h2oicon on March 27, 2007, 09:01:01 PM
faford, also in the movie there was a person in the passenger seat to push the ignition button, well we strap in eddie griffin in the passenger seat of beerjets boat while hes driving and then it will work, hows that for thinkin.  OH HOLD ON, remember this line PUSH THE BUTTON MAX  (the great race)
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: h2oicon on March 27, 2007, 09:01:21 PM
faford, also in the movie there was a person in the passenger seat to push the ignition button, well we strap in eddie griffin in the passenger seat of beerjets boat while hes driving and then it will work, hows that for thinkin.  OH HOLD ON, remember this line PUSH THE BUTTON MAX  (the great race)
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 27, 2007, 09:08:14 PM
Hey we get griffin  and beerjet and dress one of them up like tah dah CAPTIAN CHOAS then its bound to work :D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: beerjet on March 28, 2007, 12:30:01 AM
I got an idea . Why dont h2o and slow ass ford get in there ambiguously gay duo out fits and cruise around in there rainbow colored penis shaped boat . We all know they will get all hot and bothered and never even make back to shore anyways .  :-*  :-*  :-*

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 29, 2007, 02:37:20 PM
im all up  ;) for it butt ;) im a giver not a taker ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: Ralph Brunt on March 29, 2007, 05:46:02 PM
pitching or catching your still playing
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: beerjet on March 29, 2007, 06:54:48 PM
pitching or catching your still playing
Hey Ralph . I think we're dealing with a bunch of catchers .  :-*

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 29, 2007, 07:28:47 PM
takes one to no one peaches :-* ;D
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: beerjet on March 30, 2007, 12:07:45 AM
takes one to no one peaches :-* ;D
EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!   I feel dirty . I'm gonna take shower now .  :'(  :'(

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Enzo Crash
Post by: fast ass ford on March 30, 2007, 08:11:09 AM
is ralph in his pink race suit waiting for u in the shower ??? :D
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