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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Ralph Brunt on February 20, 2010, 09:02:11 AM
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i came home yesturday and walked up to my front door and smelled cat piss WTF. There are a bunch of cats in my neiborhood (i hate focking cats) and they are pissing or whatever they do in my flower beds. I think there is 1 or2 in heat or something cause we been hearing them howl at night (i hate focking cats >:()
what can i do to keep them out of my front yard ??? (i hate focking cats >:( my dog keeps them out of my back yard, but, they drive her crazy witch in turn drives us crazy. I dont want to call the pound because i feel they will set traps and the old focker next door will just open the trap and let them out.
i'm ready to buy a pelet gun and go to war >:D, probably get in big trouble for that :-\
need help guys cause i focking hate cats.
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i say airsoft gun. hurts like a bb gun but wont go through the skin. this way you avoud a dead cat in yjur yard or the neibors. you dont have to worry about broken windows or richochet and the cats get the message.
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the gun thing could be fun >:D but if the neibours (sp?) see me they would probably turn me in for animal cruelty ???
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go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.
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go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.
thats where im headed in a few minutes, i read that marigold plants repel cats so i am going to buy some.
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airsoft is fun and pet friendly. if you have kids it works on them to. till they get one of corse.
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Ralph cats aren't that bad! We have two and they are low maintance just give food and water and off to the lake!
We have a neighbor cat that does the same and chasing works and airsoft with low fps. Good luck.
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A motion sensor and a sprinkler works well... :thumbup:
I am a cat lover (I know :-\ ) but cannot stand cat crap and piss in the entry way to the house, I picked up an outdoor motion sensor deal and an electric sprinkler valve, a little wire and some simple plumbing and viola, the motion sensor even came with a little remote control :thumbup:
X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place.... :banghead:
GT
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Place clear water jugs uncapped where ever you dont want the cats....worked 4 me. :-*
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i use a couple of strategies when i see the cats....the other day i used my rc car....dont think that cat will be coming around snytime soon! i also have an air soft pistol they do sting! used it on myself! also i have a blow gun with these plastic studs that works extremely well....all i gotta say ralph is its a fine line and you cant please everyone! some people will think anything you do is cruel, and some will be onboard with the idea...goodluck with whatever you do
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first off i would shoot the little fockers with a garden hose with full pressure, then if that doesnt do it i would just ring thier neck like a chicken and throw them away, kinda like controlling the population like china does. and they kill people so a few less cats wont hurt anybody..
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X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place.... :banghead:
GT
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So you're saying he should stop smelling like a pussy? :screwy:
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go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.
no luck at home depot >:( went to lowes and no luck there, but, i did find a pressure washer on sale for 140 bucks regular 300 so the day was not all bad :thumbup:
airsoft is fun and pet friendly. if you have kids it works on them to. till they get one of corse.
air soft is on my list ;)
A motion sensor and a sprinkler works well... :thumbup:
I am a cat lover (I know :-\ ) but cannot stand cat crap and piss in the entry way to the house, I picked up an outdoor motion sensor deal and an electric sprinkler valve, a little wire and some simple plumbing and viola, the motion sensor even came with a little remote control :thumbup:
X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place.... :banghead:
GT
i looked for such a devise and no luck >:( if what i got up my sleeve does not work i will be looking at this as well
Place clear water jugs uncapped where ever you dont want the cats....worked 4 me. :-*
i have seen this in peoples yard and always wondered wtf ??? no w i know, >:D and will be trying this. :thumbup: i am going to sprinkle some cayenne pepper in the flower garden >:D i read that when they come in the flower garden and walk it gets on their paws and then they lick their paws to clean and yoweeeeeeeeeeee
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X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place.... :banghead:
GT
So you're saying he should stop smelling like a pussy? :screwy:
oh GC if you only knew >:(
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Ralph you can go to the humanizes society till them theres wild cats in your yard get the trap cage them take them back..... done
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Ralph you can go to the humanizes society till them theres wild cats in your yard get the trap cage them take them back..... done
they are my neighbors cats :mad: so when im at work he will just let them out of the traps :banghead:
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first off i would shoot the little fockers with a garden hose with full pressure, then if that doesnt do it i would just ring thier neck like a chicken and throw them away, kinda like controlling the population like china does. and they kill people so a few less cats wont hurt anybody..
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Ralph, heres some good reading: http://landscaping.about.com/od/pestcontrol/a/cat_repellents.htm
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http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/catwars2.htm
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So you're saying he should stop smelling like a pussy? :screwy:
In all honesty, it depends on how Ralph got that way in the first place ::) ;D
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Sooooo um ... Ive been checking out the net and came across this little bit of info :sly:
Whats this i hear, you dont like pussy ;D
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Brad good reading :thumbup: the pepper is already on the ground.
GT those are the ticket :thumbup: and i will be investing in the ultrasonic sound one when my pepper stops working.
Sooooo um ... Ive been checking out the net and came across this little bit of info :sly:
Whats this i hear, you dont like pussy ;D
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no i dont do furry pussy
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Hairy pussy is best Ralph ::)
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Hairy pussy is best Ralph ::)
lol :D
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Hairy pussy is best Ralph ::)
Theres nothing wrong with a shaved pussy either! :thumbup:
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this thread sure did turn....
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this thread sure did turn....
summers coming ;)
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summers coming ;)
cant wait.
you comin to temple bar?
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summers coming ;)
Who needs summer? I will settle for spring!
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Bought this critter trap last summer at Tru value , bait with "what else" Cat food (sign is important (learned this from Wiley Coyote) pic is from Vid surveilance
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this thread sure did turn....
Sorry but when I saw the title I thought we were gonna be talking 'bout Cougars again. I was kinda disappointed. ;)
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Ralph, heres some good reading: http://landscaping.about.com/od/pestcontrol/a/cat_repellents.htm
apperantly by the rolling of the eyes, you dont know me or understand my humor.
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apperantly by the rolling of the eyes, you dont know me or understand my humor.
sorry, the humor you describe didn't come out well in your post.
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apperantly by the rolling of the eyes, you dont know me or understand my humor.
Hell, i thought it was funny ;D
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sorry, the humor you describe didn't come out well in your post.
i didnt explain any humor but i will now....
oh k ket me explain you my humor, i am never seriuos and and its dry and also i am one of the biggest animal lovers you will find, hell ralphs dog jumped on my boat and i didnt even get mad cause the dog was so cute , there was no way i could get even have gotten mad.. and no this is not a jab at ralph at all..
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Hell, i thought it was funny ;D
did your mom give me up for adoption, thats why we can get along i guess, same humor.. :thumbup:
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oh k ket me explain you my humor, i am never seriuos and and its dry and also i am one of the biggest animal lovers you will find, hell ralphs dog jumped on my boat and i didnt even get mad cause the dog was so cute , there was no way i could get even have gotten mad.. and no this is not a jab at ralph at all..
understood.
and where i was coming from, no, i dont know you or your humor and not knowing that, it did come off very harsh.
now i know, all is good. :thumbup:
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understood.
and where i was coming from, no, i dont know you or your humor and not knowing that, it did come off very harsh.
now i know, all is good. :thumbup:
nothing harsh here at all, maybe i will jus lurk and not post then for the people that dont know me wont be offended...no worries here..
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I still don't get "it". I thought the link was helpful hints. I didn't see sarcasm or humor but that's OK. Lots of things are lost on me when I've been drinking. And as long as we are confessing sins here, Ralph I thought my post came off a little harsh towards you. I was looking over my shoulder for a while figuring you'd be at the door wanting to beat me up. Finally someone lightened the mood (GT I think) with a sly comment. Again sorry if I offended, I know you are one of the most stand up guys around and I intended no disrespect. :-*
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Yo Ralph......fix your pussy problem ???
Let us know :P
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Guys, you alll have been so helpfull with this :thumbup: i did not hear any howling cats last night, but, open the front door this morning and one of the little bastards was sitting on my porch >:(
only time will tell.I still don't get "it". I thought the link was helpful hints. I didn't see sarcasm or humor but that's OK. Lots of things are lost on me when I've been drinking. And as long as we are confessing sins here, Ralph I thought my post came off a little harsh towards you. I was looking over my shoulder for a while figuring you'd be at the door wanting to beat me up. Finally someone lightened the mood (GT I think) with a sly comment. Again sorry if I offended, I know you are one of the most stand up guys around and I intended no disrespect. :-*
no disrespect taken, i can laugh at my own misfortunes as well ;)
Yo Ralph......fix your pussy problem ???
Let us know :P
now youumy friend are gitting a rusty block and some used pistons >:D and i will be expecting perfection ;) love you ;)Da ;)e
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did your mom give me up for adoption, thats why we can get along i guess, same humor.. :thumbup:
Um maybe, but im sure im the better looking one ;D
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Um maybe, but im sure im the better looking one ;D
i am sure you would see it that way, its ok i took the brains,lol
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i am sure you would see it that way, its ok i took the brains,lol
Ouch , why didnt i think of that ???
So Ralph , how's that puddy tat problem
i still like the "click click BOOM" method.
Here kitty kitty >:D
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this is #3 >:D going to the pound at 10am
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Big cats scratch.......
But a little pussy never hurts