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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: GT Jets on January 10, 2010, 08:27:48 PM

Title: Frank Feldman ...LOL
Post by: GT Jets on January 10, 2010, 08:27:48 PM

A man walks out to  the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the  cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger:  'Who?'
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all  the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like
that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are  always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was  a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could  golf with the pros. He sang like an
opera baritone and danced like a  Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an  amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He  remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to  order and
which fork to eat them with . . .  He could fix anything. Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman,
he  could do everything  right.."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew  the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I  always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and  he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never  answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always  immaculate, shoes highly
polished too. He was the perfect man! He never  made a mistake.. No one could ever measure up to Frank  Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died ..... I'm married to his fucking widow."   ;D
Title: Re: Frank Feldman ...LOL
Post by: Luckie Stiff on January 10, 2010, 08:29:53 PM
nice! ;D :thumbup:
Title: Re: Frank Feldman ...LOL
Post by: farmergord on January 10, 2010, 10:06:03 PM
lmao ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Frank Feldman ...LOL
Post by: GottaJet on January 11, 2010, 12:02:58 PM
Poor Frank... :D
Title: Re: Frank Feldman ...LOL
Post by: IRRebel on January 11, 2010, 04:10:23 PM
LMAO! Thanks Glenn! I think I might see what I put poeple through!  :thumbup: :thumbup:

Ray
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