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He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« on: February 06, 2009, 09:52:51 PM »


Hinckley to be released        -McCain writes letter



You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from John McCain that the staff at the mental facility, treating Hinckley, reports to have intercepted this past weekend:

 


To: John Hinckley
From: John McCain

My wife and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a non partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout.

My wife Cindy and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best Wishes,

John and Cindy McCain

PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. Just thought you should know
 
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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 10:27:40 PM »
That's some funny sheit right there!!!! I dun care Democrat or Republican, almost spilled my beer!!!!


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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 12:11:08 AM »
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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 04:49:18 AM »
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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 07:43:02 AM »
I think you're right Bradley
« Last Edit: February 07, 2009, 07:45:34 AM by Luckie Stiff »
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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 02:39:54 PM »
Not so fast GT  ;)
http://www.snopes.com/politics/mccain/hinckley.asp


Joke, n :Something said or done to provoke laughter ;esp:a brief narrative with a humorous climax... :)

Lighten up there buddy  ;)


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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 04:06:29 PM »
Joke, n :Something said or done to provoke laughter ;esp:a brief narrative with a humorous climax... :)

Lighten up there buddy  ;)


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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 09:05:10 PM »
Hay I thought I saw Jodi Foster at 2Sav's house......
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Re: He He...John Hinckley to be released.
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 10:50:08 PM »
That was prolly the Chili


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