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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: enginedoctor on October 10, 2009, 01:16:06 PM

Title: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: enginedoctor on October 10, 2009, 01:16:06 PM: This man and woman just get married. (They never had sex before with eachother)
They are in the bedroom making it, when the guy gets done...He gets outa bed, his wife asks "What r u doing?"
the guy says gonna get something to eat, I'm hungry.
His wife replies...Tiger Woods would'nt do that! The man says...You dated Tiger? She replies,Yes!
The man says,...well I could understand that, he's handsome and has lots of money. The man a bit confused says
What would Tiger do?? Wife replies, he would come back to bed and do me again. So the man goes back to
bed and takes care of biz. Once again the man gets out of bed,wife says were are you going now???
The guy replies I'm hungry going to the kitchen...Wife once again replies..."Tiger would'nt do that", her husband
curiosly asks...And what would Tiger do??? She says, he would have stayed in bed and do it again!
So the guy gets to work on her again, after he is done, he crawls outta bed on his hands an knees,wife says
where r u going?
The husband replies...." I'm calling Tiger to find out what the par is for this damned hole!! :sly:
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: 2savage4you on October 11, 2009, 06:32:10 PM: ::) Mark & Brian ?
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: enginedoctor on October 11, 2009, 09:17:08 PM: Quote from: 2savage4you on October 11, 2009, 06:32:10 PM
::) Mark & Brian ?

Ya... I just cant tell jokes properly :screwy:
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: GlassCutter on December 07, 2009, 08:05:47 PM: Had to bump this. Kinda ironic >:D
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: 82daytona on December 08, 2009, 05:12:22 AM: poor tiger ;D
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: Nordie on December 09, 2009, 06:20:53 PM: http://www.break.com/index/leaked-tiger-woods-mistress-sex-tape.html

i think i have a twisted personality
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: enginedoctor on December 09, 2009, 07:57:36 PM: Thats too funny... :thumbup:
Title: Re: Heard this on KLOS
Post by: MADSKILLZ on December 09, 2009, 08:12:48 PM: LMAO