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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Nordie on January 05, 2008, 06:50:12 AM

Title: If you think your job is bad
Post by: Nordie on January 05, 2008, 06:50:12 AM: When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from
work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase
a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a
table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson.
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: crewchief22 on January 05, 2008, 12:25:30 PM: I'm sure there is someone working very hard to reach the top of J&J's thermometer QC dept. ;D >:D
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 05, 2008, 12:49:03 PM: Holy sh!t that's funny!

How did you come about finding this info out? :D
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: rebel on January 05, 2008, 12:50:22 PM: ok, ok, my eyes are closed ...
don't ruin it for me guys...

she's blonde...

very sexy...

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc103%2Fgixxer-squid%2F3.jpg&hash=87517b9b871831b537c097ec18ba983f4bd9f26a)

*flick

WTF who turned on the lights...

Mike, is that you :o OMG you hairy fat basdard, what you doin working here at J&J (reality bites)

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi216.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc103%2Fgixxer-squid%2FFat_bastard.jpg&hash=3b1d9847503a4cf90ea01c5b8662e74c1487bc29)

-Rebel
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: Nordie on January 05, 2008, 04:26:40 PM: Quote from: hotrod56cars on January 05, 2008, 12:49:03 PM
Holy sh!t that's funny!

How did you come about finding this info out? :D

My best buddies wife sends me this stuff i got more lemme see what i can fish up i will forward this stuff to you guys if you leave me some email addresses ask omar i got good text message material too

HaHa Fat Bastard I love it
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: beerjet on January 06, 2008, 10:26:06 AM: So can someone tell me again why this is such a horrible job . I'm just not seeing it . ???

-beerjet-
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on January 06, 2008, 10:38:32 AM: Quote from: 1980Nordic on January 05, 2008, 04:26:40 PM
i got good text message material too

no you dont.....omar forwarded me that shit. youre a sick man.
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: beerjet on January 06, 2008, 10:39:27 AM: Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on January 06, 2008, 10:38:32 AM
no you dont.....omar forwarded me that shit. youre a sick man.
You gotta see stumpy though brad !

-beerjet-
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: hotrod56cars on January 06, 2008, 12:17:43 PM: Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on January 06, 2008, 10:38:32 AM
no you dont.....omar forwarded me that shit. youre a sick man.

I almost fell for it, thanks for the forewarning Brad. ;)
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: beerjet on January 06, 2008, 12:28:49 PM: Quote from: hotrod56cars on January 06, 2008, 12:17:43 PM
I almost fell for it, thanks for the forewarning Brad. ;)
Come on now , it's not they are putting a thermometer in yer butt. ;)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: If you think your job is bad
Post by: Nordie on January 06, 2008, 05:54:10 PM: when omar told me that i figured i was banned...