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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Nordie on August 30, 2009, 10:40:21 AM

Title: Jack ShlT
Post by: Nordie on August 30, 2009, 10:40:21 AM

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit, the owners of Knee Deep N Shit Inc. In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit. The couple had 6 children: Holie Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins Deep Shit and Dip Shit. Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Shit got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit. Fulla Shit n Giva Shit married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding. Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride Pisa Shit. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Shit...

 :screwy:

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: enginedoctor on August 30, 2009, 11:41:52 AM

That's good sht   :thumbup: :thumbup:

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: GT Jets on August 30, 2009, 11:53:20 AM

Quote from: enginedoctor on August 30, 2009, 11:41:52 AM

That's good sht   :thumbup: :thumbup:

X2, funny shit!

 ;D

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: Willow Wog on August 30, 2009, 11:02:02 PM

x3 and for everyone thats talked shit shit on you   (sorry ive been drinkin tinight)

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: IRRebel on August 30, 2009, 11:25:05 PM

Always wondered about that shit!

Ray

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: GT Jets on August 30, 2009, 11:34:56 PM

what a shitty thread  :P

Title: Re: Jack ShlT
Post by: Luckie Stiff on August 31, 2009, 06:35:26 AM

the real question is  do you know

this
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From this?
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F127%2F429574303_3631328e0e.jpg%3Fv%3D0&hash=ecb76b00a22f5e637ef9de63052433ac3bff8940)