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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: GT Jets on December 23, 2009, 05:57:49 PM

Title: Jesus
Post by: GT Jets on December 23, 2009, 05:57:49 PM

 ;D

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
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'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'




Jesus

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Title: Re: Jesus
Post by: honda1 on December 23, 2009, 06:24:13 PM

GT thats just wat to cool ;D

Title: Re: Jesus
Post by: papaletch on December 28, 2009, 04:43:27 PM

thats funny shit!!

Title: Re: Jesus
Post by: GottaJet on January 11, 2010, 11:58:18 AM

LOL LOL

Title: Re: Jesus
Post by: milkmoney on January 11, 2010, 12:04:17 PM

dont matter who you are that right there is some funny shit