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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: stc315 on August 21, 2008, 04:30:36 PM

Title: More Gun Wisdom
Post by: stc315 on August 21, 2008, 04:30:36 PM
The  purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense.  (waiting for attack)

The sword is more important than the shield, and  skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All  else is supplemental.


1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is  too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

2. If you find yourself in a  fair fight, your tactics suck.

3. I carry a gun cause a cop is too  heavy.

4. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes  away.

5. A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas  Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was  carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?' The Ranger responded,  'Because they don't make a 46.'

6. The old sheriff was attending  an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his  sidearm.
'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting  trouble?'
'No Ma'am. If I  were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.'

7. Beware  the man who only has one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE  IT!!!

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady  visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did.
She said 'Well I  certainly hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, of course it is  loaded, can't work without bullets!'
She then asked, 'Are you that  afraid of some one evil coming into your house?'
My reply was, 'No not  at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire  extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.'
To which I'll add,  having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the  garage without gas in the tank.
Title: Re: More Gun Wisdom
Post by: FORKEDUP on August 21, 2008, 07:42:45 PM
very good read, thank you for sharing it, and amen brother on the last one
Title: Re: More Gun Wisdom
Post by: jet boat performance on August 21, 2008, 09:14:01 PM
Great words ! good read Thanks !
I've said before .. Everyone in our society who does not own a gun is/are  a "direct benificiary of those who do" Proud gun owner ,proud NRA member !!
Title: Re: More Gun Wisdom
Post by: Toes on the Nose on August 22, 2008, 06:11:08 AM
Gun control...... Being able to squeeze the trigger and hit the target
Title: Re: More Gun Wisdom
Post by: AA/Paul on August 22, 2008, 07:51:08 AM
Amen!!!
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