SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: jeffreydoctor on January 24, 2007, 04:37:28 PM
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Hells yeah, my boats are faster than yours. I'll race any day, any time!!!! Bring it!!!
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liar. :-*
-beerjet-
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I'm kidding . Your boats real fast . You were haulin ass when I passed you . :o
-beerjet-
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It's definately faster than mine, my jet boat doesn't have a motor in it.
How fast is yours?
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Must have an outboard in it ;D
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Must have an outboard in it ;D
Outboards arent "in" a boat they are "on" a boat. Held on by little Home Depot Clamps.
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Outboards arent "in" a boat they are "on" a boat. Held on by little Home Depot Clamps.
And unlike your boat they make it off of the trailer! ;D
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Eggbeater Bar-b-q
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc290%2Fbeerjet%2FUntitled1.jpg&hash=8a9d7fab47a78f918a4f3062a76aadd918d296e3)
-beerjet-
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Eggbeater Bar-b-q
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc290%2Fbeerjet%2FUntitled1.jpg&hash=8a9d7fab47a78f918a4f3062a76aadd918d296e3)
-beerjet-
Yer not invited! ;D
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And unlike your boat they make it off of the trailer! ;D
Yeah but what's the point in unloading YOUR boat to go make an 87 mph pass? Shitt, I do that in my truck towing my boat to the lake. >:D
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Yeah but what's the point in unloading YOUR boat to go make an 87 mph pass? Shitt, I do that in my truck towing my boat to the lake. >:D
You call it a pass.....I call it cruizing across HAVASU on a BUSY weekend >:D...Shitt...If you wanted to do that you'd have to buy tickets at the Blue Rocket jet tours and keep yours on the trailer!...Oh...wait...thats where it always stays anyway...unless you want to make a ''PASS', 8 seconds right? >:D A day in the life of Q-Jet....Nah guys...Can't drink tonight....gotta wake up at 4:30am....put my boat in the water by 5am so I can make an 8 second 'PASS' in my boat before I put it back on the trailer before it gets to crowded! ::) ;D ;D My hangover isn't over until 11am so I'll never see you out there anyway! ;D
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* In an anouncer voice *
Tune in tommorrow to find out if Warlock is actually going to have Quickjet's baby or if Quickjet reveals that he is actually Warlocks biological father. Thats tommorrow no .....
As socaljetboats.com , turns. :-\
-beerjet-
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Warlock...I am your father. Join me and together we will rule the water as father and son.
I'll take care of the jets and v-drives and you keep an eye out for the Bass Trackers.. ;D ;D
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Warlock...I am your father. Join me and together we will rule the water as father and son.
I'll take care of the jets and v-drives and you keep an eye out for the Bass Trackers.. ;D ;D
Good idea! Better yet we can rule the water in shifts!!! You can have the 5am-6am shift and I'll take the 9am-6pm shift, You can keep yer boat on the trailer if it's to rough at 5am. By the way....ask the jets and V-Drives how many beat downs have been given at the hands of bass boats with huge outboards?? Thats would make a good thread!
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C'mon you know I can't be out on the water that early. That's when all you guys get the best fishing in.
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GIRLS, GIRLS!! Now we all know as the starter of this thread my boat will beat the pants off of your boat. And because boats don't wear pants maybe I'll have to take mine off as I pass you....on the freeway...huh???? I do have to give props to those bass trackers, honestly though are the fish really going to go away if you don't get there quick enough?
I want a showdown. Seriously, I live in Folsom near the lake and would love to plan a weekend where we can get together and hang out on my home terf, er I mean water. Ya'll can bring beer even though it's banned on the water. They check ice chests if you stay on the beach but they don't check for the dankeronneous if that is your pleasure.
So what do you all say head to Folsom Lake for a great weekend in June? I'll bring my 28' Chris Craft so I'll have a place to sleep. Keepin it [real=475,325][/real] with the [quick=475,325][/quick]'s on the water.
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Thank you and start talking shit, cause that's what this post is for. >:D
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??? ??? ??? I dont know how to read that much . I will say your gonna be the first boat I lay the burutal beat down with the fury of a thousand white hot suns .So tune your canoe up . Freak !
-beerjet-
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ah, I'm sellin all my shit anyways.
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ah, I'm sellin all my shit anyways.
What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh . ;D :D :D ;)
-beerjet-
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What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh . ;D :D :D ;)
-beerjet-
:D You are on a fukkin roll my brotha :D Damn you should drink more often. Your crakin me up ;D ;D
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What's the matter nancy . :'( :'( Got skeered ? Why dont you get your boyfreind warlock over there to hold your purse while we dance huh . ;D :D :D ;)
-beerjet-
How cute...Look at BeerJet...The liquid courage is kickin' in....
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I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?
-beerjet-
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I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?
-beerjet-
Last time you started that early you came home with a boat called the GLOW WORM! :o Now you have to post boat pics from back in my day!!!...(I would too...can't blame ya'!) Did you get all the Telatubbies to autograph the GLOW WORM when you picked it up??? ;D
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I was just gettin started at 2:26pm . By the way , how often do you have to replace the pull cord on that mower motor ?
-beerjet-
Me and Q-jet finally get over our break-up now BeerJet comes home drunk....Ding Ding Ding...I'm changin' the locks on the door this time!!! ;D
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Last time you started that early you came home with a boat called the GLOW WORM! :o Now you have to post boat pics from back in my day!!!...(I would too...can't blame ya'!) Did you get all the Telatubbies to autograph the GLOW WORM when you picked it up??? ;D
1st off , Yes and so ....
2nd , Yes they did . The autographed my penis with their lipstick .
-beerjet-
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1st off , Yes and so ....
2nd , Yes they did . The autographed my penis with their lipstick .
-beerjet-
Niiiiice! ;D
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There is all this talk of fast boats, well then just bring it ! There is an event at Lake Ming March 3 & 4. This is a good way to prove who has the faster sled. Check out the Nostalgia Jet, Flat & Endurance races. There will be some other put puts there too; GN, PS, SS & Ks !
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..... Check out the Nostalgia Jet, Flat & Endurance races. There will be some other put puts there too; GN, PS, SS & Ks !
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What about ts, gs, qt, rk, fu and pk?
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Here is a good outboard setup, it would be the only way to do it!
http://www.snopes.com/photos/boats/drugrunner.asp
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Thats getting old! ;D
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Outboards are fast! Just because they stay running! all but Rods >:D
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I dont know... 8 Outboards with 250HP each and it's top speed was only 70 ::)
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I dont know... 8 Outboards with 250HP each and it's top speed was only 70 ::)
I agree, after all it was only carrying 661+ pounds of cocaine... ::)
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but thats open ocean ;D
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I'm still not convinced... 7600 pound boat full of gas 160 gals. With 150 HP more coming from twin 1075 SCi engines. 36Ft long so I'm sure it can handle some big surf. Does 162+ MPH 32' Daytona Coupe. Just paint it grey and if they had trouble catching a 70 MPH boat they might have been able to outrun the helicopter in this beast. >:D
If I was running 661+ lbs of Cocaine I'd go for the cool factor if not the speed.
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I got a bigger paddle so I'm pretty sure I might be the fastest ;D
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I got a bigger paddle so I'm pretty sure I might be the fastest ;D
beerjet might like your bigger paddle ;D