Subscribe to some REALLY RANK magazines in his name & add. -stuff some tire balls in his sewer clean out, nothing like poop on yer feet when in the shower-Put some ads in craigslist w/ his number like: 70 cuda needs minor work call weekday after 11:00 pm- get some girls to drop their numbers in his car for the wifey to find. ohh ohh throw some panties and a condom in his car!.........need more?

I know a friend of a friend who was in a war with his neighbor back east - he bought some post hole cement, went next door late at night, opened the water meter box, shut off the water, and dumped 5 lbs of the cement in there. A little water later, well....


Not exactly legal though...

have him move to a apartment complex you have to leave the pool at 10 pm sharp

What?........MP

Found a good one, I was at a feed store looking at rabbit hutches for my daughters bunny and stumbled accross a "bird dogging" whistle, brought it home and put my dog inside the house and turned on the stereo pretty loud, then went outside by the A-hole's fence and blew the whistle, made a high pitched sound like dog whisles do, but has a little plunger you pull in and out and it changes the pitch slightly, I thought my neighbors dog was going to explode, it went nuts! And it was in the house!!!!

So then I stopped the whistle until they came home (dark), then started in with the whisle again, the were so pissed they let the dog out in the back yard, yelling at the dog the whole time, so then I went and got my lazer level and had the dog chasing his own ass all over the rear yard (I used my other neighbors balcony), while blowing the whistle, I had them yelling at that poor damn dog for 25 minutes, I finally yelled out loud "shut that damn dog up before I call in a disturbance!", needless to say, the dog was back in the house 5 min. later.

Now that was fun!!!!

here is the winner, have a bbq and invite all of us and we have to tow all the boats there and block the streets, then have waterhoses ready so all can start engines to show their stuff

Hell just show them a vid after San Antonio ,the'll piss thwemselves in fear 

Get a big chick to kick his ass....

Sounds like it's time to file harassment charges on the guy, forget about getting even with him, contact a layer (or use Legal Zoom or similar) and tell him to stop the harassment or you will file further papers, trust me it'll work.  If that's not enough to get him off your ass, let me know, I know some "undesireables" that will happily camp out in front of his house for a few days.............

I like the little chick idea. Film it and you can laugh your ass off every night.

Hell, not only do I smile, I even wave at his dumb ass

He is supposed to come over after the long weekend and "talk", we'll see..