SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Brad @ SCJB on July 19, 2007, 12:36:05 PM
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I have decided that no matter what, theres always going to be that one guy at these gathertings and events that just cant seem to get a break. Being stuff out of his control or just making stupid mistakes. That person will be granted the Dildo Award.
For the past weekends Avi trip, there is one person who really stood out. Granted, he really busted his ass to get out there and I do give him props for that, but there were several "Learning Experiences" involved in this trip for him. Including, but not limited to running out of gas, trying to dock while going down river, almost hitting chromeys boat 3 times, I lost count on how many tires he went through even though hes got a backyard full of spare trailers with useable tires, and hit a waverunner (which isnt THAT bad ;D) and let him get away.
So everyone please join me in congradulating HotRod56Cars into the Dildo Hall of Fame.
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Great Achievment Rod
Speach....Speach......
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Hear hear . . . can I get a har-rump from the room (obscure Blazing Saddles reference).
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congradulations :)
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Rod won the Rod!~ ;D
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RODNEY does it again :o
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CONGRATS.......nice going rod!!!
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy ! :D Congrats "Rod" !
-beerjet-
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Are you throwing that in with the boat there Rod?? ;D LOL!
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whats funny he has stayed away from this post!!
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I have decided that no matter what, theres always going to be that one guy at these gathertings and events that just cant seem to get a break. Being stuff out of his control or just making stupid mistakes. That person will be granted the Dildo Award.
For the past weekends Avi trip, there is one person who really stood out. Granted, he really busted his ass to get out there and I do give him props for that, but there were several "Learning Experiences" involved in this trip for him. Including, but not limited to running out of gas, trying to dock while going down river, almost hitting chromeys boat 3 times, I lost count on how many tires he went through even though hes got a backyard full of spare trailers with useable tires, and hit a waverunner (which isnt THAT bad ;D) and let him get away.
So everyone please join me in congradulating HotRod56Cars into the Dildo Hall of Fame.
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Here's yer fockin' speech:
I had a blast on the AVI trip. I learned several things on that trip. One was that 90% of the jet boater's out there are all talk and no action. They sit around drinking beer all day and never go out on the water. Once they do go out on the water the generally just go back and forth, back and forth, in front of everyone waiting for oh's and ah's like they're the sh!t or something. Me, I'd rather get in my boat and drive the mo fo and have some fun with it and the whole time not give a fuk what other's think of me. That's pretty much the way I've led my whole life, maybe that's why I've been knocked out more times than I can count - I dunno. I've run more tanks of gas through the High Life in the last 3 weeks than most jet boater's do the whole summer. I also learned that no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive. Another thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that you don't fill your tires up with air, as per sidewall guidelines, if you're going to drive through the desert in extreme heat. The last thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that our dear master of this site has balls the size of peanuts, he goes for a little swim and also gets a close look at a jet ski and then never wants to go out on the water again in a boat. Probably explains the man tits and the non-photo shopped pic of my current pride and joy with a didlo stuck to it, WTF else is Woman! going to use anyway?
After the trip I've learned that no matter how nice you are to some people, they will always stab you in the back.
How many boats did you drive out there Brad?
I'm sorry, I'm fockin' sensitive and don't put up with sh!t like this... I got a lot of sh!t to deal with and am probably taking this the wrong way... you want to fock with me do it to my fockin face... to be continued.
whats funny he has stayed away from this post!!
and fock you too. I don't fockin type 800 words a minute and sometimes I have to work for a fockin living.
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atta boy Rod!....and thanks for hitting the ski...yer still my hero
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Damn Rod....Easy! :o I had that fuk'n thing stuck on my boat and didn't give a shit...I just gave it back to Brad so he wouldn't be lonely... ;D I think it was supposed to be....like....a joke....Maybe?
Besides...What if a some chick wants to buy it? She might like that feature... ;D
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Damn Rod....Easy! :o I had that fuk'n thing stuck on my boat and didn't give a shit...I just gave it back to Brad so he wouldn't be lonely... ;D I think it was supposed to be....like....a joke....Maybe?
Besides...What if a some chick wants to buy it? She might like that feature... ;D
The miller can now appeal to a whole new boat buying market...chicks!
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Damn Rod....Easy! :o I had that fuk'n thing stuck on my boat and didn't give a shit...I just gave it back to Brad so he wouldn't be lonely... ;D I think it was supposed to be....like....a joke....Maybe?
Besides...What if a some chick wants to buy it? She might like that feature... ;D
You were even tryin to catch it with an open mouth :o
-beerjet-
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and **** you too. I don't fockin type 800 words a minute and sometimes I have to work for a fockin living.
thats funny right there!!!!
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You were even tryin to catch it with an open mouth :o
-beerjet-
Yer gay....
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Yer gay....
So . ;)
-beerjet-
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MAN did this whole thread take a left turn! >:D
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MAN did this whole thread take a left turn! >:D
What thread !
-beerjet-
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i think its pretty damn funny.
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Here's yer fockin' speech:
I had a blast on the AVI trip. I learned several things on that trip. One was that 90% of the jet boater's out there are all talk and no action. They sit around drinking beer all day and never go out on the water. Once they do go out on the water the generally just go back and forth, back and forth, in front of everyone waiting for oh's and ah's like they're the sh!t or something. Me, I'd rather get in my boat and drive the mo fo and have some fun with it and the whole time not give a fuk what other's think of me. That's pretty much the way I've led my whole life, maybe that's why I've been knocked out more times than I can count - I dunno. I've run more tanks of gas through the High Life in the last 3 weeks than most jet boater's do the whole summer. I also learned that no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive. Another thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that you don't fill your tires up with air, as per sidewall guidelines, if you're going to drive through the desert in extreme heat. The last thing that I learned on the AVI trip is that our dear master of this site has balls the size of peanuts, he goes for a little swim and also gets a close look at a jet ski and then never wants to go out on the water again in a boat. Probably explains the man tits and the non-photo shopped pic of my current pride and joy with a didlo stuck to it, WTF else is Woman! going to use anyway?
After the trip I've learned that no matter how nice you are to some people, they will always stab you in the back.
How many boats did you drive out there Brad?
I'm sorry, I'm fockin' sensitive and don't put up with sh!t like this... I got a lot of sh!t to deal with and am probably taking this the wrong way... you want to **** with me do it to my fockin face... to be continued.
and **** you too. I don't fockin type 800 words a minute and sometimes I have to work for a fockin living.
wtf are you serious
i dont even know what to type to this. ive been pondering for over an hour. yes.. you are taking this the wrong way.
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Quote from: RiverDave
Here's my not so subtle response...
Suck a dick.. As far as I'm concerned midget tossing should be an olympic sport.
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Quote from: RiverDave
Here's my not so subtle response...
Suck a dick.. As far as I'm concerned midget tossing should be an olympic sport.
That came out of left field
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atta boy Rod!....and thanks for hitting the ski...yer still my hero
LMFAO ;D
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Maybe this dildo award thing was a bad idea....maybe it was just a bad idea to give it to rod...who knows. Seems some people just cant take a joke.
Rod, your personal attacks towards me were uncalled for. Does it make you feel better? Also, from what I understand, this is your first running jet boat and your first regatta. What did you expect? What you bitched about was exactly what a regatta is. Hang out, Drink beers, make some passes, check out other peoples boats. You want to go drive your boat around all day? go right ahead, no one is stopping you. Why the bitch fest?
The comment about " no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive." ...i assume you are talking about me trying to help you dock your boat. I grew up around boats....been around them most of my life...yeah, i dont have a running boat, but i have experience around them. I am no expert, but I try to lend some advice when i see its needed. Hence this site - it was built for people to help people. It took you 4 trys to dock it and i was the only one who stepped up to help out. I even sat there and held it for your girlfriend because she was struggling holding it by herself.
...I could go on and on about how out of line your post was, but im frustrated that I even have to explain myself. It concerns me that you had to resort to the bottom of the barrel and lashed out like a stray dog.
The award was purely out of fun and wasnt meant to put you down or 'stab you in the back'. I am sorry that you took it the wrong way and came off like a total dick with the personal attacks.
Be a man and learn how to laugh at the shit life hands you and quit being so sensitive. We're all here for a short time and shit like this ruins it for everyone.
[sarcasm]At this point, the committie has voted towards withdrawing the award from you due to lack of a sense of humor.
This is not the end of this award. It will be given again at a future date.[/sarcasm]
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rod what happened man o man, i work out doors from 6am to 8pm six days a week, but if brad pissed on your cherrios, or pissed you off with a joke, i now that we are for the most part older people on this site dont disrespect Woman! she didnt play the joke, have the gonads to change that part of the rampage, and go on from there, as a famous criminal said may i quote "CANT WE ALL GET ALONG" as some one else said to "toes dont grow back" (see the thread from the hawaiian boat sale) and laugh it off thanks and i hope you can have a better day on friday :) :) :) :)
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Wow, just catching up on this thread... I feel that I've kinda been the "class clown" on this site since my...well anyways >:D But I think (when I have to) that the dildo thing may have been just a bit too extreme to post for all the WORLD to see. My neighbor was on me the day after the El Capitan thing and he doesn't even own a jet boat. But that said I think it would have been great to award it off camera at the event, like a had to be there joke. Just my .02
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Did Rod see it at the event on the boat? Or did you just put it on the boat take a picture and then take it off and then hide it again?
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Maybe this dildo award thing was a bad idea....maybe it was just a bad idea to give it to rod...who knows. Seems some people just cant take a joke.
Rod, your personal attacks towards me were uncalled for. Does it make you feel better? Also, from what I understand, this is your first running jet boat and your first regatta. What did you expect? What you bitched about was exactly what a regatta is. Hang out, Drink beers, make some passes, check out other peoples boats. You want to go drive your boat around all day? go right ahead, no one is stopping you. Why the bitch fest?
The comment about " no matter how good of a driver you are, there will always be some mo fo out there that thinks he drives better than you, even if he's never had a boat that he can drive." ...i assume you are talking about me trying to help you dock your boat. I grew up around boats....been around them most of my life...yeah, i dont have a running boat, but i have experience around them. I am no expert, but I try to lend some advice when i see its needed. Hence this site - it was built for people to help people. It took you 4 trys to dock it and i was the only one who stepped up to help out. I even sat there and held it for your girlfriend because she was struggling holding it by herself.
...I could go on and on about how out of line your post was, but im frustrated that I even have to explain myself. It concerns me that you had to resort to the bottom of the barrel and lashed out like a stray dog.
The award was purely out of fun and wasnt meant to put you down or 'stab you in the back'. I am sorry that you took it the wrong way and came off like a total dick with the personal attacks.
Be a man and learn how to laugh at the shit life hands you and quit being so sensitive. We're all here for a short time and shit like this ruins it for everyone.
[sarcasm]At this point, the committie has voted towards withdrawing the award from you due to lack of a sense of humor.
This is not the end of this award. It will be given again at a future date.[/sarcasm]
You were obviously concerned about whether or not I could/would take this joke otherwise you wouldn't have done it the way that you did.
Personal attacks towards you? What the fuck do you think giving someone a dildo award is when they aren't even there? A personal compliment? Fuck you. Bitch fest? I was merely making a comment that most jet boaters don't even drive their boats that much, how could you take that comment personally? you don't even have a boat to drive? WTF?
You stated that I nearly hit chromey's boat 3 times, how choppy was the water out there at the dock? How crowded was the water near the dock? Did I hit the fucking boat? ... and you're calling me a bad driver? I missed the fucking boat you stupid ass, what did you think that I missed the boat due to luck? Haven't you figured out yet that I don't have any luck?
You're fucking joke would have been funny assed shit had you given it to me in person. Suck a dick.
You're apology doesn't mean shit in the context that it was put in. Fuck you.
You put up this award online instead of in person and you tell me to be a man? Fuck you.
Next time you give it out have the fucking courtesy to give it in person you stupid fuck.
rod what happened man o man, i work out doors from 6am to 8pm six days a week, but if brad pissed on your cherrios, or pissed you off with a joke, i now that we are for the most part older people on this site dont disrespect Woman! she didnt play the joke, have the gonads to change that part of the rampage, and go on from there, as a famous criminal said may i quote "CANT WE ALL GET ALONG" as some one else said to "toes dont grow back" (see the thread from the hawaiian boat sale) and laugh it off thanks and i hope you can have a better day on friday :) :) :) :)
If Woman! didn't want to get attacked then why is she defending her "man" (term used loosely). Fuck his toe's, they need to be re-directed up his ass.
Wow, just catching up on this thread... I feel that I've kinda been the "class clown" on this site since my...well anyways >:D But I think (when I have to) that the dildo thing may have been just a bit too extreme to post for all the WORLD to see. My neighbor was on me the day after the El Capitan thing and he doesn't even own a jet boat. But that said I think it would have been great to award it off camera at the event, like a had to be there joke. Just my .02
This guy is smarter than your stupid ass Brad. Humor is the ability to laugh at yourself, this guy has a great sense of humor. Ask anyone who knows me, I clown myself more than anyone, I aloow people to clown me all the time - in person you fucking idiot.
Did Rod see it at the event on the boat? Or did you just put it on the boat take a picture and then take it off and then hide it again?
Oh wait, this guy too...
You wanted a trailer wired up, who fucking left their kid (that I only see 50% of the time) for an entire day that same weekend to wire up your trailer so that you could store it where you wanted to? I did. For $40 at that.
You wanted a Berkeley intake and I stepped up and offered you one for "$50, or just make me an offer".
How many people do you think that I allowed to drive my boat? 3, myself, my G/F, and you.
How did you repay me? By posting this shit on a board. You want to act like a man then be a man and do stupid shit like this in person, dumb ass.
I've got a lot more to say but I'm done waisting my time with you. Peace!
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By the way Brad, don't even show up at my house uninvited (ala Jim Rich) to give me this award or anything else.
I'll even spell it out further for you, this is not an invite to my house.
Here's my not so subtle response...
Suck a dick.. As far as I'm concerned coward tossing is an olympic sport at my house.
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rod....how much money has my site generated you? how much has it generated me?
exactly.
sorry about the damn award......youre acting like a bitch.....it wouldnt hurt my feelings if you left, but im not gunna make you go....this site doesnt need cry babies. thats what hotboat is for.
i thought id have a little fun, with the award, but your feelings got hurt.
and dont worry, as you are just as dillusional as jim, i wouldnt waste my time to even think about showing up......
what even makes you think i would show up ???
im locking this thread and leaving it up long enough to read it.....then im shit canning it.
this site doesnt put up with bullshit drama that cry baby drama queens make. if you want to talk about it, call me.
again, sorry that you took it the whole thing out of context.
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youre online...youve read it...this shit is done.