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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on December 21, 2007, 10:26:45 AM

Title: Redneck Man's pick up lines
Post by: CHROMEY on December 21, 2007, 10:26:45 AM

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
 
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
 nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
 I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
 
and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a
 wrench,.......................every time
I think of it my nuts tighten up.

Title: Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
Post by: Woman! on December 21, 2007, 12:14:13 PM

oi veyyyy

Title: Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
Post by: crewchief22 on December 21, 2007, 12:21:57 PM

Yer my hero  ;D

Title: Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
Post by: AA/Paul on December 24, 2007, 09:39:07 AM

Damn i'll have ta try one on my cousin!!! >:D

Title: Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
Post by: Nordie on December 27, 2007, 07:35:41 PM

you must have found that in the colorado city newspaper