Soooooooooooo....lemme tell you guys a little story about the dumbest chick in vegas...

Anyway shortly after my break-up with my ex of 1 year I started dating this other chick...everything was fine n dandy till about a month of this crap...I was like I can't be with this chick...so I gave it another month and she got clingy as all hell...anyway I finally split up with her the week before 4th of july...anyway she keeps trying to get ahold of me and get ahold of me...and sometimes I would answer most the time I wouldn't...finally july 5th rolls around and she text me I'm pregnant...I call b.s. just obsessive way of trying to get me back...even when I told her I won't get back with you even though you might be pregnant...anyway round n round we go....at this point I'm effing stressed to the max this isn't supposed to happen to nordie..."I don't want kids at all"...she really turns into an evil biotch over this past month...2 weeks after she told me she was prego she said she was 8 weeks along...ok that math works out...well she's still a biotch and I'm mean back I'm not gonna let her walk all over me...efff that...so finally a couple sundays ago I got rant at a single mothers house...and she's all this biotch is crazy she has no right to be like this...anyway so I tell the crazy ass chick..."I'm not doing shit until I get a paternity test"...now she goes crazy...and pretty much since all I say to her is paternity test...so long beach rolls around and I tell her...I'm leaving town don't call don't text...anyway Sunday while I'm with brad she starts texting me...I said I told you I will talk to you tuesdayleave me alone...well she's all no this is her sis she's in the hospital...but its her writing..."remember dumbest chick in vegas" she can't spell for shit...I said that's too bad she's in the hospital..."playing her game" but there is nothing I can do I'm not in town so leave me alone...anyway she has the nerve to same so redundant crap...that really pisses me off...finally brad talks me into shutting my phone off...so I do...this is where it gets funny and why I think this is a crazy girl hoax...she texts me yesterday wanting to give me my 100bucks back and that she wants to see me before she leaves town for good on Wednesday...I said keep the 100 bucks I don't wanna see you...and I said call me when your ready to give me a paternity test and she says no I will do this without you...too me none of her story adds up...not only that she calls my friends to goto bars at 11pm at night...and she tells me she is always sick and in bed...also she felt the baby kick already n shit like that...not only that her mom has my number and if it was serious her mom would call or text me and I haven't heard from her at all through any of this...time for a move and an address change...


What do you guys think hoax?
Case of the crazy ex g/f?
Or she might be prego?

I'm not for being a deadbeat I'm a man but I'm gonna cover my ass...

This is pretty much why I have been secluded and haven't been around much I been stressed to the max over this


Oh yeah I forgot a little detail...a couple weeks after she told me 8 weeks prego...she told me the baby was conceived on june 13th...and 2 weeks later is when she said she was prego...so there is a month missing in there somewhere

my ex ol' ladie did the same stuff to me. we split up after 2 years based on the fact that i have a kid and that i wanted to spend time with my daughter(from another chick). any how after we split up in feb of this year she called me around march and said that she took a prego test and that she was prego. i told her fine what are we going to do about all this because i wasnt getting back with her. she told me the same thing that she would do it on her own and make me pay out the ass in child support. after the go around she took another prego test and come to find out she wasnt prego. so that was about the last time i talked to her. some where around the end of june/ july she told me that she was getting married and that i knew the guy. i told her good luck and peace. i havent heard from her since.

IMO i think the chick is trying to get you back and will do it at any cost. my ol' lady was one of those crazy ones and Flytime can vouch(sp) for that he met her. i dont think she is prego, i think she is just psycho. block her number and like you said if the mother has your number then if its all true then she will tell you when that broad cant get ahold of you. thats my .02


The Beav

GOOD LUCK

Why do you answer any of her texts or phone calls?   Cut her off until she shows up with a birth certificate and then demand DNA test.

But more importantly (and I can't believe I have to say this) WRAP YER SHIT UP !      NO GLOVE NO LOVE   and you won't lose any sleep over anything that she pulls.   She wouldn't even be able to start this if you were using a condom 100% of the time with her.     Damn dude, protect yourself from the bitches.

Yeah forgot to mention the fact that I was using the the 24 count trojan pleasure pack...as much as them effers cost trust me I was using em...cause she's the only chick I been with in a long time not on the pill!

Dont be a fool, wrap your tool!


Write that down Timmy............

i say hoax  and if not get an abortion before its to late 

so are you saying youre a good lay 

i never liked this bitch from day one...i had my reasons and even further she gave me solid gounds to stand on with my hate towards her.

jen calls josh her adopted son....her and i try to school him in the way of the crazy bitches. and this one is crazy.

all signs from day one said she was making up this bs about being prego. it was obvious. jen and i even resorted to screaming at josh on sunday to make him wake the F up. i had to rip his cell away from him, there was no convincing him to turn it off. she was dragging him down and it was ovious she was making it all up just for attention.

Josh - i suggest you move forward with the number change as you said you would. further more, get a restraining order on the bitch if she contacts you one more time. shes beyond psyco and you never know what shes capable of....forget her messin with your truck or boat....shes capable of harming you. you see it all the time on the news, in the movies and think....'it could never happen to me'

this bitch is crazy.

Lol, Finally out of the closet little brother? (On THIS deal, anyways)

Never met the broad, but to me sounds a little, well, 'off' as far as the story, timing, all that chit.

Can you take us all with you, or at least wear your SOCalJetBoats.com T-shirt on Maury for us though?

Ray

Sorry, man, just HADDA!!!!!!

Doors still open for the drag races if anyone wants to come party for a weekend! Sounds like a GREAT idea!

(No, that is NOT boat races in a skirt..............)

Edit: Sorry I couldn't chat much today, was one WEIRD day, and was goin in to work. Off all day tomorrow and Saturday if you need to talk Josh. Will be at the lake Saturday I think, RJ wants to drive the Moo!!! wooo Hooo! Therapy must be werkin!