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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: IRRebel on April 29, 2011, 01:24:08 AM

Title: Royal Wedding
Post by: IRRebel on April 29, 2011, 01:24:08 AM
Gotta tell ya. Being stuck back east with only broadcast TV......this SUX!  :thumbdown:

Apparently, because some spoiled brat (and balding like me but half my age) rich kid who lives off an unlimited tax subsidy in England found a hottie, the rest of the world has ceased creating problems or news......... :screwy: Focking news channels.......I knew nothing of all this hoopla about it. There wasn't this much crap when the whole Lady Diana thing happened, and my ex-wife was addicted to it at the time!

So, like the rest of you who are anxiously awaiting the snob wedding of the century, I find the time to look into this English "Royalty" wedding. GREAT.....another episode of someone getting out of a carriage that the only difference between them and the Horses that drew it is the white dress.......(Sorry, I never felt Diana was attractive, Fergie kinda, Camilla, REALLY, wiiiiiillllllllburrrrrrrr) .

So......I start watching........no choice......start getting a little excited.......is this Wench HOT or WHAT!?!?!?

I'm all into Princesses now............ :banghead:

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi673.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv95%2FIrrebel%2Fkatebikini2.jpg&hash=9d4bffa1cc073404a78f48ae166f1e5a49ec1f60)

I think she wants a ride in a Moo boat myself, tell me this isn't what everyone wants sunning on the deck of the boat?................. :sly:

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi673.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv95%2FIrrebel%2FKateBikini.jpg&hash=b01faf9846979ed6cef85acd50be3c0fe3188b92)

And, not to be out done by Britney....but with taste..........

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi673.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv95%2FIrrebel%2FKatecrotchshot.jpg&hash=461836f8c30fee4160b048b777048c5e52b31d55)

Rant over........kinda........ 8)

Ray

Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: farmergord on April 29, 2011, 01:16:41 PM
I never thought I would see referance to the Royal wedding on this site. Why are Americans so interested with anything Royal family. she s the queen of Canada but most people up here could give a shit about the wedding.  :screwy:  I havnt talked to anyone but Ray whos gonna watch cause its the middle of the night ????? rant over we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming  :beer:  ( nice pics  though Ray)   
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: logans runner on April 29, 2011, 02:15:35 PM
I"ll tell ya what when the alarm went off this morning at 3:30 and I ran out into the kitchen to pop some corn poured myself a drink and settled into watching the wedding of the century I just about had tears in my eyes when I saw that dress and all the horses and the beautiful church.

The prince and princess are the most beautiful people in the world.  What the two of them have done for society is only rivalied by Paris Hilton.   :D :D :D
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: logans runner on April 29, 2011, 02:17:50 PM
Sorry guys my alternative lifestyle uncle hijacked my computer.  You can pick your friends but ya can't pick your relatives.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: wizard612 on April 29, 2011, 03:07:39 PM
Come on guys there are a very nice couple.  In fact I think SCJB should invite them to a river trip on there first venture to the old colonies.  Introduce Will to cold beer and kate to whatever she wants. They both ski and of course anyone from England needs a tan.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on April 29, 2011, 06:57:19 PM
Sorry guys my alternative lifestyle uncle hijacked my computer.  You can pick your friends but ya can't pick your relatives.

i just spit all over my computer screen. that was great.


What pisses me off about this royal wedding is everyone on FB bitching about it.....I dont give a shit that YOU dont give a shit. thank you.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Howard19 on April 29, 2011, 07:06:19 PM
    Ray you really need to come home. As for the others get help . :screwy: :o
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: 76NORDIC on April 29, 2011, 07:16:41 PM
I get up early for work every day, (4)  around 3 or so I get woke up by light, and sound. By the time I figure out what the hell was going on, the TV on, and what was on, I ask the woman what the fruck you watching this shit for :mad: :mad:  Turn it down :banghead:, turns it down a little, which wasn't enough :mad:, so I put a pillow over my head, well i guess she got the hint, or pissed and shut the dammn thing off. THANK YOU :screwy:  What really burns me is that when I was watching the news today at lunch, the majority of it was about the fricking wedding :banghead: :banghead:  and maybe about a minute or 2 about the 300 people killed here in our own country from the wicked tornadoes :banghead:  Dammn I was fricking pissed :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: Nordie on April 30, 2011, 07:48:42 AM
I made my gf turn it off here at the house, and she wasnt happy about it either!
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: 77GT on April 30, 2011, 09:29:42 AM
The one redeaming point of this thread are the photos at the top.
Title: Re: Royal Wedding
Post by: enginedoctor on April 30, 2011, 03:46:45 PM
Hey Ray..thanks for the english muffins , mmmmm  :P
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