SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: beerjet on February 15, 2013, 11:57:15 PM

Title: Single Ply Toilet Paper
Post by: beerjet on February 15, 2013, 11:57:15 PM: If I have to use that super thin single ply toilet paper that feels like I'm wiping with a Zig Zag rolling paper at your house ..... you're getting an "upper decker"

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
Post by: Hallett Dave on March 14, 2013, 11:21:58 PM: Quote from: beerjet on February 15, 2013, 11:57:15 PM
If I have to use that super thin single ply toilet paper that feels like I'm wiping with a Zig Zag rolling paper at your house ..... you're getting an "upper decker"

-beerjet-

I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you. ;D
HD
Title: Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
Post by: SoCalPSD on March 15, 2013, 06:49:06 AM: Quote from: Hallett Dave on March 14, 2013, 11:21:58 PM
I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you. ;D
HD

Winning.
Title: Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
Post by: beerjet on March 15, 2013, 07:06:52 AM: Quote from: Hallett Dave on March 14, 2013, 11:21:58 PM
I have you covered Omar. ;) I have spray bottles of "Meguiar's Quik Mist & Wipe Detailer" and an ample supply of Micro Fiber towels in both bathrooms.
Oh, "Turtle Wax Trim Restorer" is also available.
I have a lower decker for you. ;D
HD

Your greatness never ceases to amaze me....

-beerjet-
Title: Re: Single Ply Toilet Paper
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on March 15, 2013, 08:08:02 AM: Thank god I use charmin.

Quote
Upper Decker:

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. The upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.