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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => WarZone => Topic started by: Ralph Brunt on July 25, 2007, 02:59:20 PM
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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly
alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest
tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
(you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , North and South Carolina, West Virginia and Washington DC .
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Flockin rollin! LMFAO! ;D
(Are you typing about my cousins?)
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damn inbread :o
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too damn, funny
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:D :D :D :D :D
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LMAO!!!
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LMFAO , but have you seen the redneck ear plug ?
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Lucky I'm only 1/2 hillbilly :D
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LMFAO , but have you seen the redneck ear plug ?
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beutifull comeback... 8)
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The best 'Bama jokes I get come from my friends in 'Bama, where I am from. Was sent this one long ago, and it is a good one. However, no hillbilly's in Alabama, just country-folk.
!! WAR EAGLE !!
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You know your a red neck when......
!! WAR EAGLE !!
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You know your a red neck when......
!! WAR EAGLE !!
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!! WAR Damn EAGLE !!
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LOL !
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