Today I feel like (fill in the blank)


Today I feel like choking or killing my ex!

Today I feel like (fill in the blank)


Today I feel like choking or killing my ex!

it wont be long until she's out like MJ if she keeps up her habits.

obviously shes saying shit now to get a reaction out of you....and shes getting it.

d-day is tomorrow...otherwise, the bitch can go pound sand.

My ex-wife created all kinds of havoc when we were splitting up, luckily it was 20 years ago.  Keep in mind that what doesn't kill you will make you smarter.  Now if you can keep from going  you will look back and realize that you learned something from this experience (don't mess with crazy women  ) 

Today I feel like (fill in the blank)

ICE CREAM.....no really its f'in hot out here....lol

Nordie, Keith and Brad are both exactly right. I've been divorced too and am in full agreement with what Keith is implying (went through it 11 years ago, along with the custody battle) and Brad simply just outright said it (Right on Bro!).

She's doing it to get the reaction, and she's winning. It's a form of control, to break you down to a basic emotion (anger), where you're not thinking straight. Don't give her that satisfaction, and she'll stop. Not that she's all that and a bag of chips otherwise, mind you, but obviously she's trying to mould or train you somehow into being what you're not, or just seeing what she can get away with. Wish my replacement cell phone was here! lol (Still lost everyones numbers, so y'uns may need to PM those back to me ASAP). Land line is 520-509-1518 if ya need it Josh. Or anyone else for that matter. Home 'til noon tomorrow.

Keep a chin up and your temper down! And yeah, follow Brads advice, VER-BATIM!, and take the high road, do NOT give her the predicted reaction she is planning on!

Oh, And to answer the Thread topic,

ANYTHING BUT THE LAWN MAINTENANCE I'M DOING RIGHT NOW!!!

Ray

stuffing it in her BUTT

I didn't know Ralph knew Nordies ex.............................

Ray

Nordie,

Cut her off, don't take her calls, do not answer texts and do not answer the door if she comes knocking...  My theory is that "Silence screams louder than words".  It's worked well all my life to help them get the point.

To answer the post topic:

Today I feel like, drinking a couple of Scotches, smoking a big phattie while watching Megan Foxx give me a lap dance and my girlfriend giving me a massage.  That's a good start to what would follow...

Ray I think your thinking about the last ex...there has been one since...I thought this break up would be easy shit it was only 2 1/2 months...brad has been around a lot for this whole ordeal...unfortunatly brad kinda got put into this which isn't anyones fault but hers...there is a lot of stuff I'm not saying, but soon this thing is going to open up like a sardine can...chick is crazy man...in fact I think she is skitzo...I walk outside in the middle of the night making sure my truck or boat isn't smashed up or some shit...just looking fwd to this weekend with all the buddies and not half to worry about her...

Offers still there Nordie, I have plenty of room if you need to "hide" the boat or any other toys!

I didn't know Ralph knew Nordies ex.............................

Ray

i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away

Most guys at work look at me funny when I say , "Hell yeah put it in her butt ! Hell that's the first thing I go for , with this thing too ----> "

-beerjet-

you got me ROTFLMAO  im all about it omar

HOOKERS AND BLOW

AHHHHHH the good ol days

Ray I think your thinking about the last ex...there has been one since...I thought this break up would be easy shit it was only 2 1/2 months...brad has been around a lot for this whole ordeal...unfortunatly brad kinda got put into this which isn't anyones fault but hers...there is a lot of stuff I'm not saying, but soon this thing is going to open up like a sardine can...chick is crazy man...in fact I think she is skitzo...I walk outside in the middle of the night making sure my truck or boat isn't smashed up or some shit...just looking fwd to this weekend with all the buddies and not half to worry about her...

No, actually I'm not Josh. I can read between the lines. I'm not a total idiot! (Close, but wheres the dipstick for that?).

I kinda figured sumpin was up last time we talked.

But I would double check for a Psycho bitch clause in your car and boat insurance anyway JIC! lol.

Words still hold true, regardless,  If she comes by again, turn out the lights, and have Omar on standby with his thumbs. Apparently those things are dangerous.............

Ray