My Darling,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54-years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this note, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending an evening with my 18-year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Motel. Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the refrigerator:
My Dear Husband,
I received your note and thank you for your honesty about my being 54-years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54-years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that, while you read this I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, 18-years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that you and I are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
