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Ralph Brunt

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welfare poem
« on: August 07, 2007, 05:40:17 pm »
Welfare Poem

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.

It is interesting that the federal government provides a single
refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an
additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.

This compares very well to a single pensioner who after
contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can
only receive a monthly maximum of $1, 012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed
Income Supplement.

Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Lets send this to
all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut
back to $1, 012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the
money we were forced to submit to
the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.

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ryanbrindle

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 05:50:00 pm »
Yeah fuck all these foreign pieces of shit taking over the our land. If your born here, good to go. But if not then you can go back to your fucked up 3rd world country and hopefully die a horrible death.
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Ralph Brunt

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 05:57:48 pm »
Yeah **** all these foreign pieces of shit taking over the our land. If your born here, good to go. But if not then you can go back to your fucked up 3rd world country and hopefully die a horrible death.
AMEN BROTHER
exept their not the problem, our gov is. dont get me wrong i would'nt live anywere else, but somtimes i wonder about our systems
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Glasscutter, Skip, OC2  Nordie and many more nail me good every time, relentlessly, I love those guys!

ryanbrindle

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 06:01:38 pm »
Your right, our government is the problem. Catering to all these fucking rag heads. My grandpa worked manual labor most of his life and all he got was about $700 a month to live on. What is the point of us working if in the end all we get is a fucking stick in the ass from our own government. Fuck paying taxes. Fuck the government.
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jamesgib

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2007, 06:49:41 pm »
No shi* wellfare pisses me off. There all lazy pieces of shi*!!!!!
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Marcsrollin

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2007, 07:20:54 pm »
We need to worry about our own people before we even think about taking care of immagrints.
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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 08:34:35 pm »
All great suggestions . Remember , we will be voting on a new president here soon . Worst thing you can do is not educate yourselves on what these blowhards are really up to . They will be buttering up your ass and stickin lolli pops in your mouth so do your self a favor and keep your eyes open .

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

Ralph Brunt

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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 08:36:47 pm »
All great suggestions . Remember , we will be voting on a new president here soon . Worst thing you can do is not educate yourselves on what these blowhards are really up to . They will be buttering up your ass and stickin lolli pops in your mouth so do your self a favor and keep your eyes open .

-beerjet-
well said
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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 08:38:27 pm »
We need to worry about our own people before we even think about taking care of immagrints.
this is so true, but the foreigners are starting to have more rights than us Americans
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 11:06:28 pm »
And to top it off they all Hate Americans..... We have a ton of Camel Jockey Dune Coons around here...They love nothin more than to fk us over and laugh about it....... I won't ever do business with them even though it is hard to tell cause they own half my town probably... I wonder where they get there start up $$$$
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Re: welfare poem
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 01:23:59 am »
Thanks Ralph, for making me  >:( at 1:30 in the morning.

Take care of our own first, stupid lawyers...   >:(
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