Welfare Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
It is interesting that the federal government provides a single
refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00 and each can also get an
additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of $2,470.00.
This compares very well to a single pensioner who after
contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can
only receive a monthly maximum of $1, 012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed
Income Supplement.
Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees! Lets send this to
all Americans, so we can all be ticked off and maybe we can get the refugees cut
back to $1, 012.00 and the pensioners up to $2,470 00 and enjoy some of the
money we were forced to submit to
the Government over the last 40 or 50 years.
